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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
For me it's videogames.

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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
judging other peoples expertise

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Poetic Justice posted:

For me it's videogames.

I'm your dad, and I'm proud of you.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

The Human Crouton posted:

I'm your dad, and I'm proud of you.

Thanks, dad!

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Masturbation

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
advanced naps

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
not dying of drug overdoses and mincing garlic. like jesus or whoever said in that parable or something "everyone is given a talent". i guess those are my 2 retarded talents. thank you lord jesus i am washed in your cleansing blood

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i am also an expert at posting on dying comedty forums whike completely obliterated on pills and booze after like 2am

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
touching myself

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
The Art of the Cuck.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

the great deceiver posted:

i am also an expert at posting on dying comedty forums whike completely obliterated on pills and booze after like 2am

:hf::11tea:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
drinking miller lite and watching top gun while scratching my balls

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
shitposting

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm really good at pulling out. Why I don't have any bastard children running around.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
ancient and forbidden yoga poses

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
loving middle aged white women while their husbands watch or jack off or whatever. My favorite is when I don't have to use a condom and blow my load deep inside them.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



eating heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I put a lot of pepper into my soup

E: A whole bunch

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

loving middle aged white women while their husbands watch or jack off or whatever. My favorite is when I don't have to use a condom and blow my load deep inside them.

Same except i blow the load in their husbands

learn2cuck you stupid newbie

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Um, I shoot birds at the airport

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



amityville anus posted:

Um, I shoot birds at the airport

p sexist imo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
time travel

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

packing bags. I travel a lot.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
cropdusting library stacks

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I fuken ehhh bluh glmmm

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
the later Roman Empire, especially the late 4th century, op

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
shitposting and sucking dick, and I'm all outta dicks.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012


no you loving aren't

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Fisting

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
time travel

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Sucking, being worthless

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
time travel

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012




name one time that doesn't involve someones mother

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
losing my family in tragic car accident

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Raping female family members

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I'm an expert at everything.
I was I Gettysburg PA and my mom gave me a quarter to put in an old timey coin op and a card came out that said expert on everything.

This was my mom's worst investment.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


Digital Fingers posted:

name one time that doesn't involve someones mother

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
the various dynamics of violent non-state actors, international law, and the political, economic, and logistical facets of strategic security, in that order :cthulhu:

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

tater_salad posted:

I'm an expert at everything.
I was I Gettysburg PA and my mom gave me a quarter to put in an old timey coin op and a card came out that said expert on everything.

This was my mom's worst investment.

it probably cost her more to give birth to you

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

the Illuminati conspiracy

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