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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Cubone posted:

"they lol'd at him."
detective dipshit grimaced and spat on the ground.
"he learned to self-administer an iv from watching internet videos in preparation for flying to libya under the delusion of winning a pulitzer prize," the noob began to choke up, tears welling in his carebear eyes, "... and they lol'd. they just lol'd."

lol

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

the black husserl posted:

there is zero evidence that he died or was captured, although he's probably dead because syria. goons parroted the "he was tortured to death" cause they're idiots who don't fact check.

Actually it's because it,s both plausible and funny

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Mange Mite posted:

Actually it's because it,s both plausible and funny

i guess if you're into writing fanfiction about forums superstars, sure

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
in the benghazhi movie vilerat is shown playing xbox right before he gets murdered by the muslims, instead of eve online, which made me laugh

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
What was vilerat doing in Libya?

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx

Swan Curry posted:

What was vilerat doing in Libya?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3166411

Member of Foreign Service.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
That GQ writer should be probated for necroing threads

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
now if we could only make the rest of GiP vanish

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

That GQ writer should be probated for necroing threads

This

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Let this be a lesson to all those who would kyoon.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

gently caress the ROW posted:

in the benghazhi movie vilerat is shown playing xbox right before he gets murdered by the muslims, instead of eve online, which made me laugh

hosed up if true.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

gently caress the ROW posted:

in the benghazhi movie vilerat is shown playing xbox right before he gets murdered by the muslims, instead of eve online, which made me laugh

l.o.l. really?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


You ever see Jihadi John and Caro in the same place?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Nathilus posted:

GiP is definitely ghoulish so they got that right at least.

nah man, they totally just posted all those pictures of dismembered corpses and decapitated heads with severed penises in their mouths ~ironically~

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Swan Curry posted:

What was vilerat doing in Libya?

he was a spy

Jacobin posted:

Member of Foreign Service.

e:f;b

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

the black husserl posted:

there is zero evidence that he died or was captured, although he's probably dead because syria. goons parroted the "he was tortured to death" cause they're idiots who don't fact check.

There aren't any facts to check beyond one or two eyewitness accounts.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Caro is my new hero. Rest in peace insane goon mujahedeen.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

"If I get killed in Syria they'll reference my SA [Something Awful] history? I mean holy f***," he messaged Eliot Higgins. If he did die, he instructed Higgins the same day, "you make me look f***ing awesome".

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
hey lowtax time to roll out the welcome mat for all the gq readers who are going to come by now

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

rename GIP to "Ghoulish Conspiracy Forum" please

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Like it says in the article, the fug of paranoid delusions was back

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
fug that

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lol

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

I like this universe

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

who is this Moby aids child

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



5'd

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

isnt gq one of those mags for closeted gays like men's health

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

That GQ writer should be probated for necroing threads

His editor needs to be canned for lack of fact checking. Must have been too cheap for the Plat acct. upgrade.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I mean I remember pretty strongly when he posted in D&D how people told him not to be an idiot and go to Libya.

Nobody thought he would actually do it since he was clearly out of his mind. Then people again told him not to get himself killed and go into Syria, where they had just started kidnapping Westerners (like Austin Tice), but of course he didn't care.

This is the first I've heard about his family though. Doesn't seem like he could have been all that close.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Luvcow posted:

ya but i was hoping for like robert downey jr or johnny depp to shave their heads and get all in character.

A cleanshaven johnny depp frowns at a post on a computer that says "im gay". Gunfire rings out from nearby. His frown contorts into a snarl as he readies his dual .45s and prepares to engage

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress the ROW posted:

in the benghazhi movie vilerat is shown playing xbox right before he gets murdered by the muslims, instead of eve online, which made me laugh

lmao

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



gently caress the ROW posted:

in the benghazhi movie vilerat is shown playing xbox right before he gets murdered by the muslims, instead of eve online, which made me laugh
Proof that Michael Bay had a vendetta against Vilerat all along

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

FlamingLiberal posted:

This is the first I've heard about his family though. Doesn't seem like he could have been all that close.

it's been a while but I think he said they were cia assets and were part of the plot to kill him and thus they were estranged

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
More like "GQ Uses Something Awful Content Again"

One word Lowtax: royalties

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hes gone, guys

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

That GQ writer should be probated for necroing threads

You should be banned for bad posting

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

They Don't Caro 'Bout Us

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