What am I supposed to do with lingerie?

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Maoist Pussy posted:

Tie her up, with her bra, and shove her panties in her mouth.

There we go

# ? Jan 18, 2016 02:33

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:12

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

you gotta rock that poo poo OP

# ? Jan 18, 2016 02:38

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

a bone to pick posted:

you gotta rock that poo poo OP

Huh.

Heavy gravitational pull does red shift light.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 02:40

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

ChrisHansen posted:

Sometimes people are more attractive when parts of them are covered up

in the case of goons, every part

# ? Jan 18, 2016 02:49

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

op you have to make the lady sexily strip the lingerie off and then you grab it and start huffing it. Sniff that poo poo, like hardcore. Then tell that naked lady to wait a sec and take that lingerie into the bathroom for a few minutes. Pretend you came and then flush the toilet. Come out and tell her you're tired and head to bed. suggest to her that next time it's best that instead of wearing sexy underwear underneath her clothes, she should just wear no underwear herself

# ? Jan 18, 2016 08:56

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

We had a sort of front page thing that included weird random videos with a quick description several years ago. One involved a guy dressed as a lucador loving a pile of lingerie. Try that, op.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 09:02

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

If you really think about it op why waste time on nice clothing in general, it's not like they do anything other than keep you varying degrees of warm so why would you want a bunch of different kinds.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 09:05

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Take them off and sniff them

# ? Jan 18, 2016 09:25

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Gaunab posted:

Take them off and sniff them

Are they scratch n sniff?

# ? Jan 18, 2016 09:28

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

You could say that

# ? Jan 18, 2016 09:31

Tenacious J: Nov 20, 2002

ArbitraryC posted:

If you really think about it op why waste time on nice clothing in general, it's not like they do anything other than keep you varying degrees of warm so why would you want a bunch of different kinds.

Dude... I already have a difficult time caring enough to pick my clothes up off the floor. I never thought of this until now and it isn't helping me be less of a slob.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 11:57

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

The future will be like in those old scifi movies where everyone wears similar uniforms, only the unifirms will be made of sweatpant material

# ? Jan 18, 2016 14:37

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i think youre supposed to wear it. peace ese

# ? Jan 18, 2016 14:39

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

The woman and the man guilty of adultery or fornication - flog each of them with a hundred stripes. Let not compassion move you in their case, in a matter prescribed by Allah, if ye believe in Allah and the Last Day: and let a party of the Believers witness their punishment.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 14:46

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Lingerie with all the clasps and poo poo that actually covers the vagina and anus are bad. You want easy access.

:nws:

http://www.amazon.com/Jubileens-Fis...ywords=lingerie

Then you make-a the sex-a.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 16:01

Rexim: Jun 2, 2006; I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?

I hate your avatar. It's too wordy and if it's a reference to something, I don't get it.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 16:27

Soul Reaver: Mar 8, 2009; in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

It's like a carefully wrapped present. You need to tear that lingerie to shreds, showing your enthusiasm for that which it contains.

Also try to avoid the look of disappointment and betrayal on discovering that the present was actually 'WWE2015' rather than the 'WWE2016' you were hoping for (I'm speaking metaphorically of course).

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:19

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

You can keep it in while you make out with kisses that feel like explosives between the third and fourth gently caress session

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:22

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

lol if your sex doesn't border on shredding the other person into pieces

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:23

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

lol if your sex doesn't border on shredding the other person into pieces

Smash it hard

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:30

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

lol if your sex doesn't border on shredding the other person into pieces

I already miss your old earthbound avatar.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:32

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Senordingdong posted:

Naked is always better than lingerie, unless your girl has some crazy growths that need covering up.

You're wrong

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

the lingerie shark tank thread

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:34

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Sometimes what's hidden is more tantalizing than what's in the open.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:35

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Put it on along with a lot of make-up and then masturbate to what a pretty pretty lady you are.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:37

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Look if you end up in the emergency room they're not going to be impressed if you're wearing tattletale grey Fruit-of-the-Looms.
Just sayin.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:37

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Obama knows what to do with lingerie:

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:39

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

that's horrible

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:40

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mariana Horchata posted:

its supposed to inspire married couples to fornicate

They don't need incentive to do that. Marital sex is literally the only kind that isn't fornication.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:42

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Sometimes boobs look better with clothing.

A controversial opinion.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:47

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Can you imagine relationships before Victoria's Secret ?!

lol those poor men

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:50

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Decebal posted:

Can you imagine relationships before Victoria's Secret ?!

lol those poor men

They got them triangle boobs. Not always a bad thing I guess.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:51

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Windows 98 posted:

They got them triangle boobs. Not always a bad thing I guess.

I will be a sad day when the yoga pant trend dies. All these gorgeous butts , gone. Why even wake up in the morning

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:54

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Decebal posted:

Can you imagine relationships before Victoria's Secret ?!

lol those poor men

When did this become unsexy?

Someone trips and loses a drat eye.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:54

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

a bone to pick posted:

someone took the time to photoshop that

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:55

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

someone took the time to photoshop that

most likely a goon

# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:02

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I bet you could do a lot of stuff when a person is wearing lingerie, like paint a room or have a pillow fight, really there's all sorts of stuff your could get up to just u an ur beau all dressed up in stockings and corsets or w/e.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:06