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If your girl (or man) surprises you with a basketful of freshly-picked lingonberries, what is expected from you? I mean she (or he?) took the time, lots of effort, and consideration to gather them by hand from a forested Swedish hillside. All I can imagine doing is making some kind of jam out of them, but that takes like 5 seconds. Then you eat it and they’re gone. I’m sure she (he) wants more than that. Is there more to lingonberries?
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Jan 18, 2016 02:21
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they go up your butt
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Jan 18, 2016 02:21
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Put them in an orifice and suck them out again 
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Jan 18, 2016 02:22
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jelly them up your rear end
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Jan 18, 2016 02:22
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I don't think even IHOP knows what do do with those things
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Jan 18, 2016 02:35
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You can create the classic Swedish dessert, lingonberry pears!
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Jan 18, 2016 02:40
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Those aren't lingonberries. She's trying to poison you, op.
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Jan 18, 2016 02:52
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i just realized what the nihilist was ordering in the ihop in the big lebowski thanks op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6_PtNRYhy0
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Jan 18, 2016 03:23
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Shove them up your rear end. If it is jam then use a turkey baster.
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Jan 18, 2016 03:26
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Just whip up some rårörda lingon. gently caress knows what it's called in English. It's just sugar and raw lingonberries. It's better than jam. e: http://www.sbs.com.au/food/recipes/sugared-lingonberries-rarorda-lingon then serve it w hash browns Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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Jan 18, 2016 03:30
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rårörda are nice. you can also make lemonade but jam is where it's at. not to sweet and serve it on a nice fläskpannkaka 
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Jan 18, 2016 03:35
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Prav posted:rårörda are nice. you can also make lemonade Christ that looks tasty. May have to put IKEA on the itinerary.
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Jan 18, 2016 04:14
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apply them to rough areas on your taint OP
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Jan 18, 2016 04:15
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Pair them with a hard dry cheese, like aged cheddar or gruyere.
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Jan 18, 2016 04:20
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i spent the majority of my teenage years in an ikea wishing death upon myself those lingonberries were good with the horse balls though
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Jan 18, 2016 04:53
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has anyone suggested that you shove them up your rear end hole yet? if not, shove those berries up your rear end, OP
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Jan 18, 2016 05:01
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shove them up your loving rear end, OP
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Jan 18, 2016 05:07
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dad gay. so what posted:shove them up your loving rear end, OP
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Jan 18, 2016 05:10
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Maybe pair them with a nice Stilton. A glass of lbv port. Get a baguette and some sun dried tomatoes up in the mix.
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Jan 18, 2016 05:15
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Maybe pair them with a nice Stilton. A glass of lbv port. Get a baguette and some sun dried tomatoes up in the mix. yummmy. wouldnt mind seeing him shove them up his rear end first though
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Jan 18, 2016 05:32
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they are very good with swedish meat balls
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Jan 18, 2016 05:34
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I asked Siri and she said the best thing to do with them is shove them up your rear end.
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Jan 18, 2016 05:38
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FrankieGoes posted:I asked Siri and she said the best thing to do with them is shove them up your rear end. thats what i heard from my sources as well
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Jan 18, 2016 05:39
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how come bergman was so obsessed with wild strawberries instead of wild lingonberries? he had two movies about wild strawberries, zero about lingonberries lingonberry snus is very good, though i dont eat it in food often
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Jan 18, 2016 05:40
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make them into a jam with other tart seasonal berries and use the jam as a filling for crepes. then roll up the crepes into a cylinder shape and put 'em IN YOUR BUTTT
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Jan 18, 2016 06:05
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I'd say shove them up your rear end.
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Jan 18, 2016 06:09
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dad gay. so what posted:yummmy. wouldnt mind seeing him shove them up his rear end first though You talk about butts a lot. What's up with that?
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Jan 18, 2016 06:15
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You talk about butts a lot. What's up with that? Putting things up your butt is fun and feels good.
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Jan 18, 2016 06:19
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make jam and put it on blood foods lingonberry rye porridge is also good
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Jan 18, 2016 06:26
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BgRdMchne posted:Putting things up your butt is fun and feels good. Are you ducking a question not even directed at you? Was your father a secretary or something?
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Jan 18, 2016 06:28
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Put them in your mouf and eat them. Go hog wild
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Jan 18, 2016 06:39
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Hve you been to Ikea? Lingoberry juice is real loving good
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Jan 18, 2016 07:33
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Are you ducking a question not even directed at you? Was your father a secretary or something? I thought it was a general question to the thread. What do you think about asses?
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Jan 18, 2016 08:08
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BgRdMchne posted:I thought it was a general question to the thread. Personally, I'm for them. But I understand why some disagree.
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Jan 18, 2016 08:09
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Personally, I'm for them. But I understand why some disagree. I don't think I was talking to you.
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Jan 18, 2016 08:13
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eat them you dumbass
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Jan 18, 2016 08:32
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:eat them with your dumb rear end
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Jan 18, 2016 09:49
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Prav posted:rårörda are nice. you can also make lemonade detta
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Jan 18, 2016 09:53
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Blue Train posted:they go up your butt amityville anus posted:jelly them up your rear end Demonachizer posted:Shove them up your rear end. If it is jam then use a turkey baster. dad gay. so what posted:has anyone suggested that you shove them up your rear end hole yet? if not, shove those berries up your rear end, OP dad gay. so what posted:shove them up your loving rear end, OP dad gay. so what posted:yummmy. wouldnt mind seeing him shove them up his rear end first though FrankieGoes posted:I asked Siri and she said the best thing to do with them is shove them up your rear end. Tom Gorman posted:make them into a jam with other tart seasonal berries and use the jam as a filling for crepes. BgRdMchne posted:I'd say shove them up your rear end.
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Jan 18, 2016 10:55
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make syrup out of them. But be careful! If you boil them too long they will caramelize! -Dromedary Drad_Bert
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Jan 18, 2016 10:58
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