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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
I hated anchovies in any form as a kid, but I only recently realized you can use them as a salt substitute on pizza and suddenly everything's changed.

I really like the stuff now! The fact that many of them come in olive oil in tin cans with royal-looking packaging like King Oscar or whatever is a bonus.

So yeah, I've converted to the world of anchovies. Discuss.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Excellent in salads with vinegar dressings :yum:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i prefer pineapple

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
Anchovies are dope and anyone who says otherwise is a garbage human being. Put them on some crackers with some hot sauce and you've got yourself an A+++ snack.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Try some anchovy and sauerkraut pizza my man, it will blow your mind.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



I like anchovies in general but I'm not a big fan of them on pizza.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I refused to try both sour cream and guacamole for an absurd amount of time. Now I love them and slather that poo poo on all my mexican food.

Obeah
Apr 12, 2013

GO OVER GO OVER GOOVER GOOVER IT'S ALL GOOVY, BABY!
Just put salt on your pizza. That's what I do - keeps me from feeling like Heathcliff (who is garbage as all hell) when I'm mowing down on pizza.

And there's about an 80% chance that isn't even real olive oil. Look it up, bucko. Congratulations on being complicit in a grand evil, and enjoy your needlessly ornate, mafioso saltfish.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

for a real treat, put live anchovies on your pizza

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
for a real treat, put live anchovies inside your rear end

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Rich in omega-3s, and they're low down on the food chain so they can't really be over fished and don't accumulate environmental toxins.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jeff Sichoe posted:

for a real treat, put live anchovies inside your rear end

Pro-tier people make sure they are still alive and kicking when they do this.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I watched that episode of Futurama and it made me want to try them.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Congrats on developing elevated tastes ! Adults who can't stomach adult food are the worst

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It's the pitiless march of time, op. Enjoy beinf old

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Pulvis Sumus posted:

Put them on some crackers with some hot sauce and you've got yourself an A+++ snack.

Pizza rolls in the oven are alot easier than

1. getting the crackers fish and hot sauce
2. opening the can
3. pulling them out one by one
4. putting them on a cracked
5. dousing it in hot sauce
6. eating the bland tasting snack (really how the hell do you people chew these things
7. burping and farting later only to smell sardinesww

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

you are now ready for these things

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I gave my cat some anchovies one time and she got super excited and happy. Now I can only see 'chovies as a bourgeoisie cat treat.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
congratulations op, youre preggers

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

im gaye posted:

you are now ready for these things



drat, that looks so good ! mouth is watering big time

czarmonger
Aug 16, 2008

ask me about my brothel
There's sixty pages of lovely commentary, but within that poo poo is some pretty good brand suggestions and recipes for sardines over in the sardines thread.

Anchovies reign supreme, but sardines are more filling, so I would suggest you get into all canned fishes.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Thanks for reminding me OP. I've been meaning to try anchovies on pizza again since I became a dad.

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
you have entered the dad phase of life. congratulation!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm going to start making frozen anchovy pizzas and sell them to hipsters for $8.99 at Whole Foods.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
ah yes the annual anchovy thread

they are alright

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Anchovy in home made Ceasar dressing (oily, not thick poo poo)

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I guess this is growing up!

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
What the gently caress does "use them as a salt substitute" mean? Your loving pizza wasn't salty enough? You suddenly realized you could put something else on your cheese-coated junk food instead of dumping salt on it? And then you were like, "this important poo poo needs to be discussed with the internet!"

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Hey, guys, I didn't like mushrooms until I realized you can scoop cake frosting into your mouth with them!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Man who has a meltdown over little fish?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tujague posted:

What the gently caress does "use them as a salt substitute" mean? Your loving pizza wasn't salty enough? You suddenly realized you could put something else on your cheese-coated junk food instead of dumping salt on it? And then you were like, "this important poo poo needs to be discussed with the internet!"

Professor Shark posted:

Man who has a meltdown over little fish?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

i enjoy anchovies in Jansons frestelse

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown posted:

i prefer pineapple
pineapple zza with banana peps is drat good food

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011

Tenzarin posted:

Pizza rolls in the oven are alot easier than

1. getting the crackers fish and hot sauce
2. opening the can
3. pulling them out one by one
4. putting them on a cracked
5. dousing it in hot sauce
6. eating the bland tasting snack (really how the hell do you people chew these things
7. burping and farting later only to smell sardinesww

how fat are you and/or how atrophied are your limbs you lazy sack of poo poo.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

numberoneposter posted:

pineapple zza with banana peps is drat good food

This is my go-to, it's a boss level pizza combo

Pineapple and jalapeno too.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
umami

*japanese music plays*

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

pineapple zza with banana peps is drat good food

This +Capicollo is so good.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Tujague posted:

What the gently caress does "use them as a salt substitute" mean? Your loving pizza wasn't salty enough? You suddenly realized you could put something else on your cheese-coated junk food instead of dumping salt on it? And then you were like, "this important poo poo needs to be discussed with the internet!"

I'd give you a decent reply, but your avatar is distracting as all hell.

Instead, have a video of hedgehogs while I chew loudly on a slice of pizza topped with anchovies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryyZ2A7GBns

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
The problem with anchovies on pizza is that no one orders them so I just assume that every pizza place has a sad half full jar that lasts for years. I though I hated anchovies because of crappy pizza ones, until I bough a tin to make ceaesr dressing and damm they were good.

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ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


I tried anchovies on pizza while out with my friends, after a lifetime of hating them and seafood in general. It turns out they go quite well on pizza!

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