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sup nigs so anyway this guy was all like punching me in the face but what would you know i punched him a little harder and he fell over! detached retina anyway what is the most coolest thing u ever done and also post a video for bonus points i know lotacks and his missus so we good might be able to sort you out a little custom tag thing 
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this one time i drunk posted and nobody even noticed lol
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Jan 19, 2016 07:01
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had sex and a beer at the same time!!
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how does that work i get a shower beer but SEX!?
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Jan 19, 2016 07:02
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I stuck a sharpie up my butt once while jerking off
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Jan 19, 2016 07:03
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Jeff Sichoe posted:how does that work i get a shower beer but SEX!? date girls who wear harnesses, so you can "do the deed" with one hand B)
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Jan 19, 2016 07:04
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i once shot a man for snorin too loud
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I once thru a rock as far as i could over my bitch nigga neighbor's home. Didnt even know if i hit nobody i dont give a gently caress.
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Jan 19, 2016 07:06
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being white and carrying drugs and talking to cops because im white lol drugs were the furthest thing from their little babby minds
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Jan 19, 2016 07:09
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maybe they could get facefucked
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Jan 19, 2016 07:09
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poo poo in my hand and rubbed it on a car
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Jan 19, 2016 07:10
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opened an umbrella indoors! took the tag off a mattress! had sex with OPs promiscuous mother!
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Jan 19, 2016 07:11
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oh yeah that's pretty cool what about that dude who had the fps drone racing thing, we got any other talented rear end motherfuckers here? \ or just rock throwing poo poo rubbing beersex havin' facefuckers??
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Jan 19, 2016 07:12
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i killed some major monsters and fought in many battles but my memory is a haze and i must discover more about the wild hunt
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Jan 19, 2016 07:15
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I fought a group of six or seven punk rock kids in a bar on St. Paddys day and won.
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Jerked off in a high school bathroom
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Sheep-Goats posted:I fought a group of six or seven punk rock kids in a bar on St. Paddys day and won. elaborate, u beat these kids? niiice
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Red Suit posted:Jerked off in a high school bathroom teacher or student? or parent
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Jan 19, 2016 07:17
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posted the word mangosteen on the somethingawful forums
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Jan 19, 2016 07:17
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I fought in world war 2 e: it was okay
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I did that thing from diehard where the plane is leaking fuel and you light it on the ground and it blows up the plane in the sky
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Jan 19, 2016 07:24
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Digital Fingers posted:I fought in world war 2 thank you for your service 
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Business Gorillas posted:thank you for your service eh thanks I guess, wasn't a big deal really
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Jan 19, 2016 07:26
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i killed a bunch of browns using a drone. i live in the midwest and drive home every night to my lovely tract housing development GIVE ME FREE THINGS IM AN MERICAN HERO PROTEKGING YOU
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Jan 19, 2016 07:28
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yes, i too am american soldier. I went to Iraq and I killed many women and children. Now my life is fulfilled and my murderlust sated
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I survived two major car accidents. First one, the car did a flip, ended up upside-down. So I know what it's like to be in a car that does that. I was in the back seat. I was the one driving for the second one (my fault: I hit a standing truck because the sun was head on, I couldn't see poo poo, but didn't think enough to slow down, nobody else got hurt). Car was totaled. Guy who ran the yard had trouble believing I was the driver when I showed up to get my things. He sees a lot of cars at their worst, and with that one, well, he figured whoever was in it was dead or hospitalized. I guess it's more like the dumbest thing I ever did. Still a "Wow, you should be dead" moment.
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cool, did you like, change ur life and start living ur dreams after your near death experience
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Got knocked off a bar stool during a fight and didnt spill a drop of my near full beer.
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once hidden in the crawl space smoking a bong being egged on by my mates to 'hold my breath' then i passed out fell over into the pipes and poo poo but also didn't spill any bong water
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Jan 19, 2016 07:41
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Once i helped an old man drug dealer break into a storage unit. He had all the gear ready but i just went and asked for the keys it was very anti climactic
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Isaac posted:Got knocked off a bar stool during a fight and didnt spill a drop of my near full beer. Did you not spill because your beer was resting on the bar? This one time I was naked standing up in the living room, had to fart, realized it was a shart, and actually caught it in my hands. Both a badass thing and a bad rear end thing IMO. yoyodyne fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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one time i got in a high speed chase with the cops on my adult big wheel, man those bullys had it coming when i threw down my marble bomps!!!!
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yoyodyne posted:Did you not spill because your beer was resting on the bar? It was in my hand
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I have had the secks with about 4 petite blondes who were slutty and good looking. Lot of luck involved, pretty proud of these feats nonetheless. 
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I survived two major car accidents. i caused this guys car accidents 
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Kuato posted:I have had the secks with about 4 petite blondes who were slutty and good looking. Lot of luck involved, pretty proud of these feats nonetheless. I got a story almost as good as yhis. One time i had sex w 1 girl who had big tittys there were very good.
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Jan 19, 2016 07:48
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one time i gave a canadian coin to the lady at wawa and she didn't notice !!
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Once killed a man just to watch him die.
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oen time i downloaded a anarchy text file, yeah the anarchist cookbook, maybe u heard of it????
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