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Offer to take the dog out for drinks, but then put antifreeze in its glass when its back is turned
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Robo Reagan posted:oh god here we go I don't see how what I'm saying is in any way controversial. A human life is worth more than a dog or, in fact, any animal.
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Applewhite posted:Yeah I'm on your side with not hurting dogs, but a single human life is worth more than a whole dumptruck full of dogs. I might save 101 dalmatians though, they're probably way more cute than that guy.
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#DogLivesMatter
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do something nice and decent for once in your life op and hire a dog trainer for your neighbor. problem solved, everybody happy
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OP, are you an HSP?
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Applewhite posted:I don't see how what I'm saying is in any way controversial. A human life is worth more than a dog or, in fact, any animal. lol if you wouldnt kill a truckload of humans given the opportunity
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satanic splash-back posted:I might save 101 dalmatians though, they're probably way more cute than that guy. It also depends on the human, too. The human>dog rule isn't true in every case, just in general. The life of a child molester, for example, is utterly worthless to the point of not actually having the baseline value that applies to all other living things.
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what about a dog molester vs a pitbull
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people are mostly all bad and dogs are mostly all good so i dont see why this is even a discussion
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wiffle ball bat posted:people are mostly all bad and dogs are mostly all good so i dont see why this is even a discussion all dogs go to heaven so its morally good to murder them
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Robo Reagan posted:what about a dog molester vs a pitbull ok, between a truck filled with child molesters driven by a dog, and a truck filled with dog molesters driven by a child, who do you save if you can only save one?
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Jan 20, 2016 18:46
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can i go home instead? rather lay down
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Jan 20, 2016 18:47
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pls stop suggesting he murder the dog 
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Jan 20, 2016 19:02
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Volume posted:That was a cat you ignorant mouth breathing gently caress there were two different episodes, one about Elane having a problem with a meowing cat, and one with Elaine having a problem with a barking dog 
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Jan 20, 2016 19:07
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Applewhite posted:It also depends on the human, too. The human>dog rule isn't true in every case, just in general. my dog is a much better person than me. i really only win the bathroom habits category but sometimes i don't.
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Applewhite posted:Yeah I'm on your side with not hurting dogs, but a single human life is worth more than a whole dumptruck full of dogs. I mean you're an autistic person if this is not your immediate response The human could be a horrible person, but also someone's child, mother or friend I love dogs but honestly couldn't trust anyone who chose an animals life over a human If it's someone you know is a murderer, rapist, or just an evil person and you're sure of this, then yes run over Adolf Hitler and save the doggies, but it should not be your default response to kill a human over any pet
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Id sooner elect a dog to office than Donald J Trump. So there's that.
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Don Tacorleone posted:The human could be a horrible person, but also someone's child, mother or friend A dog can be a mother and a friend...
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donkey salami posted:F-fingerbang that little turd hahaha I enjoyed that reference
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posting in a David Berkowitz thread.
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I also have an aversion to dog owners, because I have seen a lot of really trashy people who don't train their pets. As in dog will be on furniture, will not obey its master, will poo poo and piss on floor. And I've seen way too many instances of people who let their animals poo poo on the floor AND JUST LEAVE IT THERE. According to my current landlord, the guy in the apt. next to me is one of these. Having seen so many white-trash/ghetto people do this, I believe him. If you keep anything larger than a lapdog in a one-bedroom apt, you are a dumb piece of poo poo.
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phasmid posted:people who let their animals poo poo on the floor AND JUST LEAVE IT THERE. More evidence that you should save the truckload of golden retriever puppies and let the human turd hoarder die  Agree that keeping dogs in tiny apartments is cruel though. Keeping humans in tiny apartments is cruel, too!
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Famethrowa posted:pls stop suggesting he murder the dog Get a chocolate bar and pound it flat enough to slip under a door. Then, when the neighbor isn't home, eat the chocolate.  Or you could move your bed (or couch, whatever) to the middle of the room, then put a subwoofer up against the neighbor's wall and play a looped 27mHz sine wave. If you position it just right you won't be able to hear it, but to the neighbor it will sound like there's a semi-truck idling in her living room. Let it play all goddamned night.
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Jan 20, 2016 20:41
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how about you make sweet love to your neighbor and move in, then after satisfying her emotionally and physically she won't need a dog companion anymore.
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I'd save a dog over people who scratch off lotto tickets at the convenience store line tbh
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a bone to pick posted:how about you make sweet love to your neighbor and move in, then after satisfying her emotionally and physically she won't need a dog companion anymore. Nice Be the dog, yes
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Jan 20, 2016 21:06
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OP, when your neighbor's dog talks to you what does he tell you to do??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaWtWAvUb-4
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The worst dog barking is when you hear lap dogs do that kind of mechanical metronome-like yap...yap...yap...yap barking that goes on for hours and it's clear that their inbred little brains are malfunctioning like a cd skipping.
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Here's what you do, OP: buy a whole bunch of microwaves and rig them so they run with the doors open. Line them up so the open ends of all the microwaves are against the wall of the neighbor's apartment. Turn them on all at once on high power. The microwaves will make the dog sleepy and he will stop barking.
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What you can legally do is wake up at like 7am or 6am whatever the legal hours of not disturbing the peace is and pump your music full volume / vacuum against the wall you share with your neighbor. Till they get the point.
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You could also drill a hole into her apartment and start pumping in hydrogen chloride but hey, that's just what I would do 
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Have you tried spinning the apartment around really fast until the dog is too dizzy to bark?
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A dog is basically emergency backup food.
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GORDON posted:A dog is basically emergency backup food. Thank you very much, Excel Excel.
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Applewhite posted:Thank you very much, Excel Excel. I don't understand that reference.
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We got a Trump supporter here guys!
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This is literally how David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz got his start. Do you have a gun? If not, it's time to buy one.
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