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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
Down the road, or across the (pizza) street?

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Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Both silly

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Where the hell do they srrve pizza tgat isnt cut

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i always ask for my pizzas uncut becuse CIRCUMCISION IS MURDER

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
with a swift karate chop

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

my pizza lifts, bitch

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Iron Prince posted:

i always ask for my pizzas uncut becuse CIRCUMCISION IS MURDER

Circumsized pizza cooks better in the oven

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Wild T posted:

Circumsized pizza cooks better in the oven

The pizza loses a lot of sensation though

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
hm I've been told that cutting your pizza is hygienic, but i've also heard the opposite

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Depends on the pizza and how I want it.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Isaac posted:

Where the hell do they srrve pizza tgat isnt cut

Precut pizza is sort of an American thing. Something we can be proud of I think, really annoying having to cut your own.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Square cut pizza is the best. gently caress your triangle cut pizza.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


she about to get the P

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Onion glad I didn't say pizza

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
why are all these threads being stickied?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Gaunab posted:

why are all these threads being stickied?

sticky cheese.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009




currently (dinner/ breakfst).

Cold or microwaved? Cold is my choice, ALWAY.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Traingle style in four big rear end slices. Fold and eat like taco.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Scissors. I poo poo you not, works better than any pizza cutter or knife.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
always use a pizza knife

also whats up with the current gbs pizzapacolypse happening right now?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
take a rectangular pizza and then roll it up in a log and slice it into segments and arrange the cylindrical segments with the crust pointing up and down and then cover it with more sauce and toppings and bake it at foo degrees for bar minutes and now u have 3d pizza

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Luvcow posted:

gbs pizzapacolypse

I usually try to cut it into 6-8 slices but I'm a bad judge of pizza distance, so they never end up even

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



this is how i cutte it

http://metro.co.uk/2007/04/24/man-cut-off-penis-in-pizza-restaurant-309582/

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

I'd like my pizza with extra sausage

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
I usually cut my pizza with sawdust or wood chips. makes it go further

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ChrisHansen posted:

I'd like my pizza with extra sausage

looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


i hate when I order the vegetarian and they give me one with polish sausage

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
chicago style deep dish cut in a grid like how a pizza should be cut

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
you're supposed to have a piece of crust to use like a handle though

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




don't doxx my cabal thx

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
The same way I cut a bitch who talks poo poo

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
my pizzas on a bulk

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Cut my pizza however you want just don't cut me late for dinner!

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Uncut pizza while more natural is loving disgusting. The crust around the edges is so grody. I prefer mine circumcised.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

jeff smisek posted:



currently (dinner/ breakfst).

Cold or microwaved? Cold is my choice, ALWAY.
grross

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

you take this pic after you ate it?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i cut my pizza on the white and cold not the blue and black

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