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http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/penthouse-to-shutter-print-edition-after-50-year-run/ar-BBomKx2?li=BBnbfcLquote:Penthouse Magazine, the long-running and raunchier rival of Playboy, said Friday that it is ending its print edition after 50 years on the newsstand and will now only be offered in digital format. First Playboy stops publishing nudes, now this. RIP boobies magazines.
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where are the centerfolds op
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Jan 19, 2016 15:36
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oh nm i get it
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ha haaa
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Do they still have that one weird page where the lady takes a piss? Those were the pages I got stuck together on purpose so I wouldn't have to see them again.
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Jan 19, 2016 15:38
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I'm highly concerned about the OPs mental state. He suggests we should "RIP" the "boobies magazines," but if we do that, we won't have any more boobies magazines. Even further clouding the issue is the fact boobies magazines will no longer be produced in print form, making destruction (the act of "RIP"ing) not only a metaphysically inadvisable action, but an unwise fiscal decision.
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Jan 19, 2016 15:38
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Applewhite posted:RIP boobies magazines.
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Jan 19, 2016 15:45
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Boinks posted:Do they still have that one weird page where the lady takes a piss? Those were the pages I got stuck together on purpose so I wouldn't have to see them again. Lmfao. I forgot all about that. I just had years worth of repressed piss pics flood through my mind like a soldier with PTSD.
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Jan 19, 2016 15:48
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good thread title op
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Jan 19, 2016 15:49
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what will all the incredibly filthy old men wank to now?
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satanic splash-back posted:I'm highly concerned about the OPs mental state. He suggests we should "RIP" the "boobies magazines," but if we do that, we won't have any more boobies magazines. Even further clouding the issue is the fact boobies magazines will no longer be produced in print form, making destruction (the act of "RIP"ing) not only a metaphysically inadvisable action, but an unwise fiscal decision. Unless it's part of an elaborate scheme where I get other people to rip up their boobies magazines in order to increase the scarcity (and thus, value) of my stockpile. But that would be crazy haha!
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Jan 19, 2016 15:52
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Applewhite posted:Unless it's part of an elaborate scheme where I get other people to rip up their boobies magazines in order to increase the scarcity (and thus, value) of my stockpile. Why isn't this illegal???
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satanic splash-back posted:Why isn't this illegal??? There's nothing illegal about destroying one's own property. Now, detonating a "dirty" nuclear device inside the Penthouse magazine warehouse in order to contaminate the nation's smut reserves and dramatically increase the value of one's personal collection, that would be illegal.
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Jan 19, 2016 16:04
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Applewhite posted:Unless it's part of an elaborate scheme where I get other people to rip up their boobies magazines in order to increase the scarcity (and thus, value) of my stockpile. I think the heroin epidemic is the actual extra-elaborate front for that scheme. Seriously, why does heroin come wrapped in torn stained dirty porn? Is being a junky not degrading enough by itself lol.
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My dad had subscriptions to both magazines when I was a teen. I remember reading Playboy for the articles, cartoons (especially Dean Yeagle's work) and tasteful nudes, and Penthouse when I wanted to see chicks getting railed.
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There's gonna be a lot of people getting calls from their grandpa, "remember how you offered to set up a PC for me and I said I didn't need one- well- things have changed."
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Germstore posted:There's gonna be a lot of people getting calls from their grandpa, "remember how you offered to set up a PC for me and I said I didn't need one- well- things have changed." "Now show me the best web channels for hot GMILFS"
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Dear Something Awful Forums, I never thought it would happen to me but
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this would be easier to accept if only some kind of alternative existed to replace them
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jiharlequinade posted:this would be easier to accept if only some kind of alternative existed to replace them There's such a thing as too much of a good thing.
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Jan 19, 2016 16:36
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I like this clever thread title, OP
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nice thanks for the MSN article stay off the 'net gramma
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Can you imagine the frustration of men in 10 years when there is no more physical porn and the internet gets attacked?? We're gonna see a lot of dudes signing up for military rape duty tell you what.
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Jan 19, 2016 16:39
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gonna start filling usb sticks with porn and leaving them in woods i feel like someone has to
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Quote-Unquote posted:gonna start filling usb sticks with porn and leaving them in woods I never did understand the woods porn phenomenon. The woods seem like one of the worst places to store porn, and one of the least efficient venues for its disposal.
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I didn't know it was a phenomenon until just now but if I had to guess it's probably because the woods were where you could count on your wife or parents to not find it or a lot of dudes just really liked to j/o in the woods I dunno. Seems like it'd be difficult in the winter. e: in this case the digital equivalent of the woods is a folder called "boring work stuff"
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Applewhite posted:I never did understand the woods porn phenomenon. Such are the mysterious machinations of the porn fairy.
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I got real excited when a few cosplayers I liked on fb were doing Playboy shoots. Then I remembered its the new non-nude playboy. 
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Quote-Unquote posted:gonna start filling usb sticks with porn and leaving them in woods Set something like this up in the woods and like rig it to solar-powered batteries for some kinda weird wireless self-sustaining porno dead drop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PirateBox
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Applewhite posted:I never did understand the woods porn phenomenon. efficiency was never the point, corrupting young minds was
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Monkey Fracas posted:Set something like this up in the woods and like rig it to solar-powered batteries for some kinda weird wireless self-sustaining porno dead drop PornHub will have a physical location??
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Jukeboxblues posted:I got real excited when a few cosplayers I liked on fb were doing Playboy shoots. Then I remembered its the new non-nude playboy. Why would you get excited over nude cosplayers? Seems like a contradiction in terms.
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Applewhite posted:Why would you get excited over nude cosplayers? Seems like a contradiction in terms. wanna see a chun-li cosplayer naked. it wouldn't be arousing, but the thighs would be hilarious and instantly recognisable.
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Quote-Unquote posted:wanna see a chun-li cosplayer naked. it wouldn't be arousing, but the thighs would be hilarious and instantly recognisable. I really want to see this now as well.
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Applewhite posted:I really want to see this now as well. i'm not googling it i'm on a work laptop
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Jan 19, 2016 18:00
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Something is greatly lost. Less and less people will be exposed to forest porn. rip skin mags
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Any news about Hustler?
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These kinds of magazines have been dead for ages. I didn't even realize they still published them after the year 2000.
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Applewhite posted:Why would you get excited over nude cosplayers? Seems like a contradiction in terms. Meg Turney.
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As a receiver and creator of woods porn, it works the following way. You steal porn from the garbage a neighbor puts out with porn being clearly visible (normally bundled with old newspapers), or your dad's closet, or some kids would even straight up shoplift it from the gas station. Then, realize that you can't keep it at home because your mom might find it and ground you, so you take it to your favorite spot in the woods behind your house, dig a shallow hole, and bury the porn in a trash bag, leaving something to flag the spot, or hid it in the knothole of a dead or dying tree or even a clubhouse if you're more industrious. Eventually these locations will become less traveled or a kid just plain forgets them and another finds his treasure due to natural erosion of where the porn was stored or another kid finding the stash and re-hiding it so they can find it. Woods porn is a product of moms who watched too much daytime TV and after school specials about the horrors of porno or where just plain terrified of discussing sex with their kids. Life finds a way to jack off
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