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 hemale in pain posted:i got good news for you op youre like if jehovas witnesses sucked cock
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gently caress da Mods posted:i really do... Do the opposite of whatever they do in those "cure the gay" camps/sessions !
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Jan 19, 2016 22:22
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Republicans said it's a choice and they are the Truth party that follows God, why don't you just choose to be gay?
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Jan 19, 2016 22:24
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I wish I were retarded.
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Maoist Pussy posted:I wish I were retarded.
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Jan 19, 2016 22:26
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suck my drat balls, OP
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Jan 19, 2016 22:39
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gay people = usually way richer than straights (another good razón to be gay
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gently caress da Mods posted:gay people = usually way richer than straights Don't forget about that fashion sense and home decor style !
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fuckinbg breeders am i rite boys
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numberoneposter posted:fuckinbg breeders am i rite boys Goin fer an anal rip are ya bud
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gently caress da Mods posted:are you implying i am gay? "was" is declarative, but you're talking about a hypothetical so in this case "were" is more grammatically appropriate. applewhite i didnt no u was a word nerd lol a case could be made for subjunctive "was" but we could also just not have that discussion
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Cubone posted:you were using indicative grammatical mood in a subjunctive context r u gay?
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idk he sounds gay
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gently caress da Mods posted:r u gay? yes
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Jan 20, 2016 03:23
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Why not give it a shot, OP? A shot of hot man chowder in your rear end.
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social vegan posted:i guess when ur a bit older ur dad can teach u
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If you have sex with a dude and also use dopaminergic drugs repeatedly you can trick your brain into associating gay sex with awesome brain feels and soon enough you can't stop. Then you get a gay membership card in the mail
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I got a real problem, when I see em I just have to get my hands on em. So enormous, those veiny things; my god they send me into a frenzy. I once took 15 - that's right, I said 15! *sobs*..... 15 at a Stuckeys on I-95, back to back. I'm insatiable, you gotta help me. I got a cravin', a thirst, I tells ya...... and only BBC can quench it. I was once hauling freight from Tuscaloosa to Chatahooche when the craving hit me like a lightning bolt, I went into a frenzy, but right next to mah rig I noticed a blacked out Dodge Magnum. You know the kind, fully tinted out, chrome rims and all. Well, I put that fuckin' Magnum right into the guard rail - why, you ask? - Jesus, because I knew there was BBC in there, damnit! I pushed out my windshield and climbed onto the hood, and I entered that fuckin car through it's moonroof. Whipped out that BEEB and went to town, the man was so confused he just sat back and took it. One time, I got back from a long haul from San Francisco - Jesus, you know how many beebs I took in that hell hole? - anyways, I got back from this long haul, and I was getting ready to head back to the missus, but gently caress all if that drat craving didn't rear it's ugly black dome right in the center of this ol' man's medulla. So, I peeled away into a rest area, rolled around back... just trolling around the area, ya know? Well, I find me a nice mandingo there in a copse of trees and he gives it to me real good like, a nice proper rear end blastin', catch mah drift? Well, the cravin taken care of, I get back into mah rig and head for home. I get in, the old lady made me up a real nice dinner of brisket and mashed taters. Well, afterwards, I told her I was kinda tired, just ready to turn in for the night. So, we both head into the bedroom, and I get ready to peelin' off these overalls, and then I begin to peel off mah ol' Fruit of the Looms and Celia just looks at me and says, "Harold, what in tarnation is that between your buttocks?" Well, Hells Bells, I turned white as the Devil on Christmas Morning. So, I reach around all quick like and yank, and for fucks sake, I pulled a goddamn Trojan Magnum right from betwixt mah goddamn buttcheeks. You know how hard it was to talk myself outta that one?
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its easy ill teach you
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Commie NedFlanders posted:If you have sex with a dude and also use dopaminergic drugs repeatedly you can trick your brain into associating gay sex with awesome brain feels and soon enough you can't stop. Then you get a gay membership card in the mail meth is a great advertisement for being gay by gay membership card you mean meth right?
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Instead of pray the gay away, you need to pray the gay to stay.  Have you looked into gay reversion therapy? It's like gay conversion therapy, but the inverse.
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Dear OP, your wish is granted. :bigtran:
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:pray the gay to stay. 
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I feel the same way OP. They tell me your first cock is the hardest but I sure hope it's not the biggest too!
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dunk a dill pickle, reald-o.
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