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Aquarius. The crazy as gently caress sign and it bears true
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my star sign is this bruce vilanch tatoo i got under circumstances i find hard to remember
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Jan 20, 2016 01:01
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Shaquin posted:Aquarius. The crazy as gently caress sign and it bears true drat I wish I was a bear.
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Jan 20, 2016 01:01
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Jukeboxblues posted:Mine is cancer. Witch doctor says I got 18 months to live. goonspeed
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Jan 20, 2016 01:02
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Boring virgo, here. My boring horoscope story: When I was about 10, you could buy little booklets at certain stores* with the various star positions for a given year and fill out your own horoscope if you had the big, fancy paper with the circle on it, which I think you had to mail-order. Dad decided to do all of us, so we could have our own, personalized horoscopes, and interpretations thereof. Mine said I was going to achieve high office but be corrupted by it, or as Dad put it, "you will spend your presidency in jail." Cool! Then, when I was about 16, Dad pulled out my chart to go over it with me for some reason, and I noticed he'd used the wrong birth year. My new horoscope didn't have anything cool in it. Someone else gets my presidency and jail time. *I think it was a knickknack shop.
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Jan 20, 2016 01:16
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:Boring virgo, here. woww
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Jan 20, 2016 01:21
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symbolic posted:water wet, fire hot, dad gay, so what Leeloo: wind blows, fire burns, rain falls, dad gays. Me to chris tucker: ruby you get the dad one.
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Jan 20, 2016 01:22
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What happened to that new one they 'discovered' or 'invented' a few years ago? Wasn't that gonna change them all out of sync or something?
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Jan 20, 2016 01:55
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Aquarius
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Jan 20, 2016 02:12
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Capricorn. I don't know much about this stuff, but I seem to remember it having to do with goats and being an rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 20, 2016 02:41
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Virgo. The virgin. I'm perpetually un-hosed.
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Jan 20, 2016 02:51
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I'm a libra and every time I read the personality description it's different bullshit Also, the whole zodiac thing is bullshit, too. It's not even passable astronomy. The brighest two stars in Libra are Zeben-El-Negubi and Zuben-Es-Mali or some poo poo, which means "Northern Claw" and "Southern Claw" because those goddamn stars used to be in Scorpio or something and nobody ever decided to lay the law down on this crap over the past 3000 years. My stars are named after the dumbass consteallation next door! I hope he got his claws figured out We should make up a new zodiac that makes some loving sense. I'll be damned if we can't find some stars along the ecliptic that look like a guy stretching out his butthole
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Jan 20, 2016 03:27
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Virgo. The manliest of all the signs.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:59
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Tujague posted:I'm a libra and every time I read the personality description it's different bullshit 
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Jan 20, 2016 07:04
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Holy poo poo this describes me perfectly!!!!!!!!
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Jan 20, 2016 07:09
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Aries I e the best sign. Yeah, I know what you think and don't care.
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Jan 20, 2016 07:13
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The letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign. Now what would that be?
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Jan 20, 2016 21:10
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capercorn
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Jan 20, 2016 21:14
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Sagittarius which is a pretty cool sign. Much better than being a pair of scales or some poo poo. And what the gently caress is a water gatherer? Gotta pity those poor fuckers. Hell yeah, we're hung like a horse and know how to shoot straight.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:28
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Zebra My sister is as well, but sometimes we have different things happen to us so wtf???
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Jan 20, 2016 21:28
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I'm not sure of what I see, Cupid don't gently caress with me.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:32
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you have to compare your sign to your love one so you can see if you both are compatible
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Jan 20, 2016 22:37
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ikanreed posted:The letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign. Now what would that be? Lol
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Jan 20, 2016 22:48
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How do signs work if you're a mutant premature birth
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Jan 20, 2016 22:50
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:How do signs work if you're a mutant premature birth You are cursed to exist between star signs for the rest of time.
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Jan 20, 2016 22:52
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pisces, the two for one sign I have no idea what that means. someone read me
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Jan 20, 2016 23:15
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radiatinglines posted:pisces, the two for one sign u a sissy bitch!!!
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