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Boring virgo, here.
My boring horoscope story:
When I was about 10, you could buy little booklets at certain stores* with the various star positions for a given year and fill out your own horoscope if you had the big, fancy paper with the circle on it, which I think you had to mail-order. Dad decided to do all of us, so we could have our own, personalized horoscopes, and interpretations thereof. Mine said I was going to achieve high office but be corrupted by it, or as Dad put it, "you will spend your presidency in jail." Cool!
Then, when I was about 16, Dad pulled out my chart to go over it with me for some reason, and I noticed he'd used the wrong birth year. My new horoscope didn't have anything cool in it. Someone else gets my presidency and jail time.
*I think it was a knickknack shop.
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