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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Think about it——

Throw away what your patriarchy has taught u——

From the woman's well spring, all life comes out——

Women are the earth, we suckle it up.

Hug your mothers today.



^^^Women rulle the world

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:


these should all be women

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnJ52P4-sas

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

mom's knew

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Mons knew

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
actually life comes out of my gf not taking her goddamn pills DEBRA

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
What did Homo Erectus women use for tampons ? Did they just bleed down their leg all day ? gross

That would attract wild animals and poo poo

www
Aug 4, 2010

im totally into femdom so dominant women are ok with me.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
women are dumb

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
Some crazy guy on the internet once told me all the religions of the world can be divided into Woman-Moon-Serpent-Bull cults or Man-Sun-Eagle-Lion cults.

Except Taoism, which is the only correct religion hth.

edit: MOON GOD?!

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Luxury Communism posted:

Some crazy guy on the internet once told me all the religions of the world can be divided into Woman-Moon-Serpent-Bull cults or Man-Sun-Eagle-Lion cults.

Except Taoism, which is the only correct religion hth.

edit: MOON GOD?!

Luna?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
maybe women are actually DOG? i know the op's mom is.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

forgot the ring

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Sheela-na-gig

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Luxury Communism posted:

Some crazy guy on the internet once told me all the religions of the world can be divided into Woman-Moon-Serpent-Bull cults or Man-Sun-Eagle-Lion cults.

Except Taoism, which is the only correct religion hth.

edit: MOON GOD?!

thamts dumb bull is masculine

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

im gaye posted:

thamts dumb bull is masculine

Not always, it's an earth sign which in some cases is considered feminine

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

women are dog

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I pray to the rear end of my PAWG goddess

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
theyre fun to put youre pee pee wenis into

that gets my vote hth

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

The Whole Internet posted:

theyre fun to put youre pee pee wenis into

that gets my vote hth

no

do not sexualize QUEENS of this EARTH

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
^^^^^^

please edit this out.

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Not always, it's an earth sign which in some cases is considered feminine

Pretty much, earth is yin/dark/feminine, sky is yang/light/masculine

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
women are GOD... drat annoying telling me to clean my room and brush my teeth!!! Fusk you God!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Luxury Communism posted:

Pretty much, earth is yin/dark/feminine, sky is yang/light/masculine

What about ocean?

Sometimes water is one, sometimes the other. Water is feminine and snake-related, but most ocean gods and snake monsters are men. Is ocean trans?

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Decebal posted:

What did Homo Erectus women use for tampons ? Did they just bleed down their leg all day ? gross

That would attract wild animals and poo poo

It could be that in times before farming, when nutrition was sparser, monthly menstruation was not a regular thing.

See, evolutionary biology! Anyone can do it!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
we can make babies and have pyramids and also have implants/pills that can prevent us from doing both

but i would like to be a man for a week or two i think i would go to the store and grab things off the top shelves triumphantly and then put them back triumphantly and then go home and play with my weiner

naem
May 29, 2011

I like laidies

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

naem posted:

I like laidies

post ur big weiner

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

whoflungpoop posted:

post ur big weiner

Doobiedoginsmallbun.png

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
These pics are from that stupid vagina detox site aren't they.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

whoflungpoop posted:

we can make babies and have pyramids and also have implants/pills that can prevent us from doing both

but i would like to be a man for a week or two i think i would go to the store and grab things off the top shelves triumphantly and then put them back triumphantly and then go home and play with my weiner

Don't think you can handle it.

When you're tall in a grocery store short people ask you for help. Not all the time, but sometimes. S'a big responsibility.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

crabcakes66 posted:

These pics are from that stupid vagina detox site aren't they.

Why would you ever want to detox from vagina? Poon is life.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Don't think you can handle it.

When you're tall in a grocery store short people ask you for help. Not all the time, but sometimes. S'a big responsibility.
i end up doing this at least a few times a year if im shopping alone, usually i just climb up on the shelving if it isnt filled with breakable things and theres no one around to judge me

im always very nice about it and one guy gave me his number i guess he thought i was flirting instead of needing a pickle jar

one time i was in an aisle with an elderly man in a scooter and i saw him shaking with effort to get up out of his chair and i asked him if i could help and got the dishsoap down and he said bless u little girl and i felt like a very powerful entity

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
You know, putting women up on a pedestal is a good way to be creepy as hell.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I see you're on one of those thread-posting sprees FDM, watch yourself before you get 'spliced (that's what I call it when genesplicer owns a bitch)

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Reverse the letters and you have DOG. HAH

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
None of these are Photoshops. So, nice job.

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