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What soda?
Coca Cola
Doctor Pepper
Pepsi (lol as if)
Mtn Dew
Other (please specify)
Embrace the emptiness
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literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Gonna go set some soda to distract me from the emptiness of life. What soda should I get?

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how about you find God instead

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Snatch Duster posted:

how about you find God instead

but I want soda

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Buy some Ginger Beer.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
grape soda

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Diet Coke... in the bottle...

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
i picked dr pepper, but i meant diet dr pepper, it tastes like regular dr pepper
im a pepper

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*ICAN'TBREATHE!*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* Ahhhhhhh! Refreshing.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
suicide

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

literally this big posted:

Gonna go set some soda to distract me from the emptiness of life. What soda should I get?

Why don't you try to fill it with some real drugs like a man

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dr. Pepper>Pepsi>Coke

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

Root Beer>Dr. Pepper>Pepsi>Coke

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

browse memes instead, it's what i do

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Dely Apple posted:

Diet Coke... in the bottle...

ChairmanMeow posted:

i picked dr pepper, but i meant diet dr pepper, it tastes like regular dr pepper
im a pepper
Please note that diet sodas are strictly out of the question.

VendaGoat posted:

*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*ICAN'TBREATHE!*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* Ahhhhhhh! Refreshing.
This is kinda what I'm going for, something that will keep me distracted for 10-30 seconds at a time. If I can chain drink enough sodas one after another, then we're potentially looking at minutes of distraction from the meaningless of existence.

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
i wish i could find some welch's sparkling grape soda near me. the supermarket stopped carrying it, probably because the key demographic for grape soda is virtually absent in this town. shameful, because no other brand comes close to how good that poo poo is, fam.

number two is a tossup between default orange sunkist, sprite, and canada dry.

dr pepper is good, but only in an aluminum can. that stuff goes stale so fast in plastic it's a joke.

and remember to wash away the sugar with water and brush your teeth!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I am currently drinking a CRANBERRY GINGERALE. Get fuckt, OP.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Mr. Pumroy posted:

browse memes instead, it's what i do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrRHR4lrzfA

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
If there's a popeyes near you OP or a 7/11, get a strawberry fanta, the best soft drink ever made.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Just LOL if you drink soda through a straw, might as well suck on a juicypouch

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
vanilla barq's root beer is the sweetest tit juice

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Get some Fresca FTW

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*ICAN'TBREATHE!*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* Ahhhhhhh! Refreshing.

but enough about facefucking the op's mom

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
drink a beer op, Coke is bad for your teeth

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Serious Frolicking posted:

but enough about facefucking the op's mom

lol

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*ICAN'TBREATHE!*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* Ahhhhhhh! Refreshing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jc6187ZtHW8

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Ok I got soda and cinnamon rolls. Trip report soon.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

man the gently caress up and use drugs and alcohol you stupid pussy


e: and dont tell me sugar is a drug i will cave your loving skull in

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

literally this big posted:

Ok I got soda and cinnamon rolls. Trip report soon.

enjoy man, maybe add in some xbox

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
So we have a tie between Dr. Pepper and embracing the emptiness. The place I went to didn't have Dr Pepper, so I got Coke instead.

The first cinnamon roll was great. The first bite was a rush of ecstasy that really made me forget the crushing misery that follows me, just like I had hoped. The second roll felt temporary and hollow, but I ate it anyways. Only four left.

Still on the first can of coke. The label says "Not a significant source of fat, cholest., fiber, vitamin A, vitamin C, or fiber." It doesn't mention esteem or self-actualization, so maybe I should keep drinking.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Get an Orange Crush and some ice cream. If you want to hate yourself, you might as well be delicious about it.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


literally this big posted:

So we have a tie between Dr. Pepper and embracing the emptiness. The place I went to didn't have Dr Pepper, so I got Coke instead.

The first cinnamon roll was great. The first bite was a rush of ecstasy that really made me forget the crushing misery that follows me, just like I had hoped. The second roll felt temporary and hollow, but I ate it anyways. Only four left.

Still on the first can of coke. The label says "Not a significant source of fat, cholest., fiber, vitamin A, vitamin C, or fiber." It doesn't mention esteem or self-actualization, so maybe I should keep drinking.

Um who doesn't have Dr. Pepper what the gently caress?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Get some birch beer

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Um who doesn't have Dr. Pepper what the gently caress?

OK, I admit it, they had Dr Pepper I just wanted Coke instead. Are you happy now?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get fresca or anything else 0 calorie you fat arse

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
fresca is so good

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Get some Fanta. Maybe the grape kind.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
he already decided ;_;

take the moon fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jan 20, 2016

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

BIG RED

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

spectres of autism posted:

he already decided ;_;
that doesnt mean hes free of criticism

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