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please answer: a) how often you fart b) how often you burp c) a rough idea of your diet bonus question: have you ever taken laxatives? please submit a short answer on the most entertaining situation.
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a)i dunno a million b)i dunno a million c)potatos bonus q: yes op i often read ur posts
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Jan 20, 2016 03:49
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probably more than average because it's impossible for me to burp
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Jan 20, 2016 03:49
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I fart a bunch, burp sometimes and eat a lot of pasta
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Jan 20, 2016 03:50
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Lord Binky posted:probably more than average because it's impossible for me to burp is it because ur mouth is always full of punchcards and u have no guts?
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Jan 20, 2016 03:50
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that was an answer to a... got too excited and hit submit reply. The answer to b would be none. and c would be ... poop
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Jan 20, 2016 03:50
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farting into my crunchwrap supreme rn i hope my vegetable broth turns out ok
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Jan 20, 2016 03:51
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i only fart into the toilet, OP
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Jan 20, 2016 03:51
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dad gay. so what posted:i only fart into the toilet, OP What's his name?
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Jan 20, 2016 03:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What's his name?
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Jan 20, 2016 03:52
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Not enough times
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Jan 20, 2016 03:52
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Orkin Mang posted:is it because ur mouth is always full of punchcards and u have no guts? I can tell you're trying to make me cry but I have bad news buster: I only barely am
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Jan 20, 2016 03:53
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Girls don't fart
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Lord Binky posted:I can tell you're trying to make me cry but I have bad news buster: I only barely am i lost my guts years ago in a tragic failure of courage 
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Jan 20, 2016 03:53
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Please include gender in your submissions
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Jan 20, 2016 03:55
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I once was taking probiotics that were like $70/bottle and I seriously farted like once a week maybe
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Jan 20, 2016 03:56
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Lord Binky posted:probably more than average because it's impossible for me to burp what are your preexisting conditions? I date someone who can't burp and it's incredibly frustrating for me, so I would like some support.
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Jan 20, 2016 04:06
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Probably like two or three times a day, OP, more if I've eaten something like pizza.
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Jan 20, 2016 04:07
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diabeetz posted:what are your preexisting conditions? I date someone who can't burp and it's incredibly frustrating for me, so I would like some support. I don't know what causes it to be honest. it's really weird
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Jan 20, 2016 04:29
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20-30
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Jan 20, 2016 04:32
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I enjoy sugar alcohols so...like, a million maybe
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Jan 20, 2016 05:07
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I've always had good gastro, usually metabolize a big meal within 3 to 6 hours, fart several robust, aromatic farts, and poo poo out a nice moist yet firm and rippled poo poo. I probably derive 90% of my pleasure from farting and making GBS threads. I think I have evolved so that my gastro system takes more pleasure than my actual sex drive.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:11
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whats with all the market research threads in gbs lately?
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Jan 20, 2016 05:14
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I've always had good gastro, usually metabolize a big meal within 3 to 6 hours, fart several robust, aromatic farts, and poo poo out a nice moist yet firm and rippled poo poo. I probably derive 90% of my pleasure from farting and making GBS threads. I think I have evolved so that my gastro system takes more pleasure than my actual sex drive. so what you're saying is that the cycle of having your rear end filled and emptied is what passes for sexual satisfaction in your life gee, i wonder if you're gay
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Jan 20, 2016 05:14
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It's just one long continuous fart from when I wake up till when I go to sleep.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:25
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a) goku b) goku c) goku
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Jan 20, 2016 05:26
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Breathe in, fart out.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:27
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It's more like one day long superfart rather than a series of farts.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:30
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im eatin a carne asada burrito for dinner so my night farts are gonna be really good also my bathroom visit at work tomorrow afternoon will be highly satisfying
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Jan 20, 2016 05:32
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I try to reach my quota of 50 farts a day. Sometimes I gotta work some out though.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:28
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Lord Binky posted:probably more than average because it's impossible for me to burp You really are my internet son. Once I was in a relationship for 2 years and didn't fart once in front of him. I also cannot burp, so I was in a lot of pain for the 1 year we lived together.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:41
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cool thing to do with ur bae: massage their guts, doctor style. until they fart
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Jan 20, 2016 06:45
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I fart quite a bit as I drink a lot of protein so I can get swole without going to the gym. I almost never burp though unless drinking beer which is every day but I try to limit that to only evenings. One time I took laxatives that looked like chocolate because I couldn't poop cause I had taken a lot of opiates for consecutive days.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:46
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I fart around once a minute. I basically can't stay in any social situations because after 10 minutes it becomes painful to hold it in any longer and I have to excuse myself to go to into the bathroom and let a massive one rip. Farting silently isn't an option because they reek every time. One of my earliest memories is sitting in church and being really confused about how nobody else was farting
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Jan 20, 2016 06:46
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:I fart around once a minute. I basically can't stay in any social situations because after 10 minutes it becomes painful to hold it in any longer and I have to excuse myself to go to into the bathroom and let a massive one rip. Farting silently isn't an option because they reek every time. There is something seriously wrong with you medically. its super funny to fart when a cat is under your bed sheets so you should get a cat.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:47
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a) sometimes b) I fart alot c) yeah its food
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:I fart around once a minute. I basically can't stay in any social situations because after 10 minutes it becomes painful to hold it in any longer and I have to excuse myself to go to into the bathroom and let a massive one rip. Farting silently isn't an option because they reek every time. i want to know more about your life, that sounds really challenging. how do you work and live, farting every minute?
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Jan 20, 2016 06:49
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i used to have a cat that would flip out and attack whatever was closest to her when i farted. that cat died. now i have a cat that purrs if i fart and will seek out my butt to cuddle with to capture more good farts.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:52
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wiffle ball bat posted:i want to know more about your life, that sounds really challenging. how do you work and live, farting every minute? I lucked out and got a job where everyone has to wear hearing protection and I'm constantly surrounded by organic solvent vapors that mask the smell unless someone is like right next to me. At home I just fart a whole lot.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Girls don't fart
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