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what should I say to get a prescription for xanax
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I'm stressed.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:53
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"can i have xanax?"
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Jan 20, 2016 05:53
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why are you going to the mental doctor? what brain problem do you suffer from? why are you abusing the health care system? what drug do you need? here. *gives you a xanax*
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Jan 20, 2016 05:55
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i'm not sure what disease I have whichever one causes me to be a 25 year old virgin
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Jan 20, 2016 05:59
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"hey are you a pleasure psychiatrist?"
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Jan 20, 2016 06:00
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i'm not sure what disease I have i think that's called "lack of game"
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Jan 20, 2016 06:01
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i'm not sure what disease I have ah - a classic case of "autism" (which isnt real by the way i am being sarcastic). i really dont give a poo poo, OP, and neither does your doctor. you would be better served by seeking the self-perscribed medicines you are obsessed with on your own. you may find some others you like too. live it up, you only have about 75 more years to go. tops.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:02
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seriously dude. the clock is ticking. we are all going to die and you will look back on your life and feel like it took a second. what a waste of time.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:04
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xanax? way to aim low you'll get an rx for that just for showing up. think bigger only you hold yourself back from a legal substance dependency.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:04
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are you allergic to gluten? it could be gluten poisoning
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Jan 20, 2016 06:05
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if you don't give me the drugs I'll just buy them online
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Jan 20, 2016 06:05
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Yudo posted:xanax? way to aim low you'll get an rx for that just for showing up. think bigger only you hold yourself back from a legal substance dependency. i like that vyvance i cant even sleep anymore
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Jan 20, 2016 06:05
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i'm not sure what disease I have *glances from medical charts, followed by long, pronounced sigh* "I'm sorry Mr. Typ; I don't know how best to break this to you, but it appears you have a severe case of the Goon. It is terminal and we will eventually have to pull the plug (on your internet connection) when you go comatose. You have my deepest sympathies."
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Jan 20, 2016 06:07
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Wait, if you hire a psychiatrist do you get free drugs? Is that how the free market works? Please respond ASAP I need opiates.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:08
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:*glances from medical charts, followed by long, pronounced sigh* if you would have said "AIDS" that would have been your only good post ever 
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Jan 20, 2016 06:09
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i think it may be the anime
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Jan 20, 2016 06:10
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oh yeah and nothing about the internet connection, maybe you could have tied charlie sheen into this somehow? i dunno, but nice try 
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Jan 20, 2016 06:10
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dad gay. so what posted:i like that vyvance i cant even sleep anymore vyvance is expensive Dexedrine it's a rip off scam. like your liver just turns it into Dexedrine but that can't be patented. i prefer the old standbys of methamphetamine (desoyxn) or dextroamphetamine (adderal/dexadrine) rather than the new patented prodrugs (scams) that are certain to cause priapism or something otherwise horrifying. tl;dr drugs are the only way i can truly feel my dick.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:14
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symbolic posted:"can i have xanax?" well. can you?
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Jan 20, 2016 06:15
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Yudo posted:xanax? way to aim low you'll get an rx for that just for showing up. think bigger only you hold yourself back from a legal substance dependency. yeah the 'reward' means you get high for a few months then depend on them just to feel normal and owe them money for it til you die, grats on the scheme op i hope you're going for actual therapy based reasons you're too ashamed to admit to us and end up getting cognitive behavioral therapy and some new hobbies or something
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Jan 20, 2016 06:16
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Yudo posted:vyvance is expensive Dexedrine it's a rip off scam. like your liver just turns it into Dexedrine but that can't be patented. its $40 a month  lol nice health care and drug knowledge combo. millennials should be killed
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Jan 20, 2016 06:16
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OP you need to set your life goals a bit higher if you wish to succeed in this fast paced society. go for klonopin. at worst the doc will look at you and say, "ehh. i think you could use something different" and then you'll get your xanax. Admiral_eX_laX fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jan 20, 2016 |
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Jan 20, 2016 06:16
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extra stout posted:yeah the 'reward' means you get high for a few months then depend on them just to feel normal and owe them money for it til you die, grats on the scheme op holy poo poo your dumb when it stops getting you high you just take more and more duh dad gay. so what posted:its $40 a month I pay $5 for more and stronger so owned i think you are?
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Jan 20, 2016 06:17
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say to your psychiatrist "i have a gun in my bag, i'm really sorry i don't know if i came here to get better and i think there might only be one way off of this hosed up merry go round" boom you'll have all the xanax you want in NO TIME
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Jan 20, 2016 06:18
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Yudo posted:vyvance is expensive Dexedrine it's a rip off scam. like your liver just turns it into Dexedrine but that can't be patented. No way vyvanse kicks the poo poo out of adderall. I've never tried desoxyn but that's crazy hard to find anyhow I did some Focalin the other day and that kicked my rear end.....I was beggin for mercy
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Jan 20, 2016 06:19
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(editors note: dont forget that you are all mortal and your life will be over in the blink of an eye) [narrator] it seems the OP has resigned himself to waste the only thing he will ever have. the gift. the brief instant of time that has been allocated to you. a sentient being....*looks at you* *looks around* *looks at the OP* *gets sucked up by a tornado*
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Jan 20, 2016 06:19
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dad gay. so what posted:(editors note: dont forget that you are all mortal and your life will be over in the blink of an eye) yeah i think you're right
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Jan 20, 2016 06:23
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My state randomly drug tests anyone taking prescription drugs, so I recommend taking as many as you can find beforehand.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:24
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:No way vyvanse kicks the poo poo out of adderall. I've never tried desoxyn but that's crazy hard to find anyhow do it just once (get a desoxyn rx that is) so you can see the pharmacy staff glower at you. then you will know what it feels like when a junkie gets their buprenorphine. Focalin is not an amphetamine, which, warts and all, is a very old class of drug that is well documented. seriously desoxyn is hands down the best but it is, as you say, hard to find. Otherwise whatever works for you as they are basically identical.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:25
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dad gay. so what posted:(editors note: dont forget that you are all mortal and your life will be over in the blink of an eye) 
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Jan 20, 2016 06:25
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satanic splash-back posted:My state randomly drug tests anyone taking prescription drugs, so I recommend taking as many as you can find beforehand. where in the hell do you live. wow.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:26
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i want to be the cop assigned to randomly ask for pee. VVV that makes no sense.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:27
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:where in the hell do you live. wow. Ohio made it a requirement for doctors to randomly drug test any patient they prescribe things to in 2015
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Jan 20, 2016 06:27
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satanic splash-back posted:Ohio made it a requirement for doctors to randomly drug test any patient they prescribe things to in 2015 just the odd old salaried pothead checking in to say thats an amazingly good idea gently caress pills
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Jan 20, 2016 06:29
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ohio nazi
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Jan 20, 2016 06:33
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Bacon Hat posted:just the odd old salaried pothead checking in to say thats an amazingly good idea This sounds good until you realize that means if a doctor prescribes you pain pills cause you hurt yourself, he can then give you a drug test for weed right then and there, then deny you follow-up checkups, service, and your prescription if you test positive. This is not a hypothetical, it is a real situation that actually happened.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:34
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then don't do weed
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Jan 20, 2016 06:40
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symbolic posted:"can i have xanax?" This will probably work. God bless America.
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Jan 20, 2016 06:42
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good luck op
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