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Ein cooler Typ posted:what should I say to get a prescription for xanax i'm gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Ein cooler Typ posted:what should I say to get a prescription for xanax the anime is a serious cause for concern im afraid the xanax wont do you any good, you need powerful anti-psychotics. maybe tranquilizers. ask your doctor about it he'll be happy to write it given your condition
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Jan 20, 2016 20:59
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The easiest way to get xanax is to ask for "Electro shock therapy" (that's doctor speak for xanax) and absolutely insist on getting it no matter what the psychiatrist warns you.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:13
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just pour your heart out OP and don't lie to your doctor in the end you'd just be making things harder for yourself cos then you'd constantly worry about it if you do end up lying to your doc, consider confessing next time. Ain't no shame - Shrinks know people do weird things.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:26
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Is the visit your idea or did you get roped into it?
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Jan 20, 2016 21:32
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the great deceiver posted:psychs generally aren't enthusiastic about handing out xanax in my experience but you might as well make up a story about having severe panic attacks and just run with it. In 2013 doctors wrote 48,465,000 Xanax prescriptions, making it by millions the most common psychiatric script. It was also number 1 drug in the preceding decade. In sum, 91,167,000 prescriptions were written for the three most popular benzodiazepines: Ativan, Valium and Xanax. On the uppers side, 34,848,000 rxes were written for amphetamines, methylphenidate and their variants. Psychiatric training is bad and psychiatry is one of the few medical professions where one can still make money hand over fist: being a glorified pill dispenser means short appointments, so cram em in. In short, I'm saying you suck at getting drugs. Yudo fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jan 20, 2016 |
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Jan 20, 2016 21:32
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don't get it from a psych, go to a GP and describe a panic attack/sleeplessness and they'll give you klonopin or xanax. when i was 18 i tricked a doctor over the course of a year and ended up w/90 1mg klonopin, 90 1mg xanax, 30 70mg vyvanse, and 30 10mg dexedrine. that was quite a year, i tell you what
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Jan 20, 2016 21:34
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I got prescribed xanax and I didn't even have to see a shrink, I literally just told my doctor "I'm stressed" and he put me on 2 medications lol. They're cheap as gently caress too.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:35
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Just take your weiner out.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:37
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i want to go back and get some xanax again but i'm on my parents insurance for another year and i dont think they'd approve
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Jan 20, 2016 21:38
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Frog Act posted:i want to go back and get some xanax again but i'm on my parents insurance for another year and i dont think they'd approve Xanax out of pocket is like $20, though that doesn't matter as your medical records are confidential. Benzodiazepine withdrawal is a nightmare fyi for budding pill munchers, though still way, way better than booze. They are really easy to get habituated to which at low doses is not much of a problem but for those who eat them by the handful...well, if you didn't have violent panic attacks and seizures before, you will then.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:43
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yeah when my doc took me off the 6mg a day i had a pretty rough withdrawal, luckily i had been binging on them every month and often took a week or two off so i didn't literally die. it was super irresponsible of him to just cut the script off like that though, in hindsight
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Jan 20, 2016 21:49
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Frog Act posted:yeah when my doc took me off the 6mg a day i had a pretty rough withdrawal, luckily i had been binging on them every month and often took a week or two off so i didn't literally die. it was super irresponsible of him to just cut the script off like that though, in hindsight 6mg a day is a huge amount of Xanax don't take so much holy poo poo. Yes, though, what your doctor did is incompetent and and borderline negligent. "Best practice" for the cessation of nearly all psychiatric medications--particularly anxiolytics and antidepressants--is to taper the dose over a period of time. Ideally, initiation of use would be tapered up in small increments to avoid over-medication and side effects. Starting a patient at a mega dose of an antidepressant or stimulant is far too common and can be disastrous.
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Jan 20, 2016 21:57
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im just glad i was adept enough at abusing them not to ever completely gently caress anything up or even black out. it wasn't just xanax though, it was 3mg klonopin / 3mg xanax i think my record was 16mg or so over three or four hours? when i was 18 sometimes my friend and i would crush them u pand mix them with adderall in these tricolor lines and rail them for a Great Time
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Jan 20, 2016 21:59
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once we did a shitload of those and convinced some mormon mission people to come hang out in his ratty slum apartment and it was a pretty good time, i think they thought we were gonna kill them
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Jan 20, 2016 22:00
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Frog Act posted:im just glad i was adept enough at abusing them not to ever completely gently caress anything up or even black out. it wasn't just xanax though, it was 3mg klonopin / 3mg xanax Not to say what you did was smart (it wasn't), but the primary risk from benzodiazepines is not overdose--as long as they are not combined with another downer, people regularly survive consumption of enormous quantities (they are a common means of suicide attempt). Their risk when taken alone, in terms of mortality, comes from rapid habituation and subsequent withdrawal which can lead to seizures. A seizure while driving, in a bath tub, or even just standing can be fatal. Also, of course, from doing stupid poo poo when high. Benzodiazepines don't quite interact with lower brain functions in the same way as barbiturates or alcohol e.g. one is less likely to stop breathing or choke on one's vomit. That being said, mortality from withdrawal is rare and benzodiazepines are a very successful replacement for the comically dangerous barbiturates in that respect.
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Jan 20, 2016 22:11
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Ein cooler Typ posted:what should I say to get a prescription for xanax be honest and you dont want xanax that shits bad and not trippy
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Jan 20, 2016 22:12
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my friend gave me a bunch of ambien because i've been having trouble sleeping and i dont think they have any real abuse potential. a few months ago i tried them and i took 3 once, it didn't do anything but put me to sleep. so now i'm just gonna use them medicinally because goddamn those things give you like a perfect 8 hours
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Jan 20, 2016 22:13
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Realpost: the dude obviously did this to get in her stinky poo poo-filled pants and I don't think we should put this guy on a pedestal for basically not being a sociopath and trying to gently caress a young girl. E: oops that was supposed to go into the tennis thread
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Jan 20, 2016 22:19
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the first time i went to a psychiatrist i just poured my heart out and got prescribed ativan i didn't know anything about drugs before that every time after that when i've been to a regular doctor or pyshiatric doctor and tried to get pills it hasn't worked. i've tried both asking for it and not asking for it
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Jan 20, 2016 22:24
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Ein cooler Typ posted:the first time i went to a psychiatrist i just poured my heart out and got prescribed ativan Just tell em how you feel. Or are you just trying to score drugs for the high?
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Jan 20, 2016 22:26
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i just want to be able to talk to girls without being nervous
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Jan 20, 2016 22:27
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i've found drug availability correlates with the fanciness of a practice and the whiteness of the clientele. when i cut my hair and put on a polo and go to the expensive dentist in the county that has TVs in the ceiling, they always give me a ton of norcos because i'm a Legitimate Person
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Jan 20, 2016 22:31
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i just want to be able to talk to girls without being nervous lol xanax isn't going to help with that, trust me, I'm a drug abuser.
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Jan 20, 2016 22:35
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Frog Act posted:yeah when my doc took me off the 6mg a day i had a pretty rough withdrawal, luckily i had been binging on them every month and often took a week or two off so i didn't literally die. it was super irresponsible of him to just cut the script off like that though, in hindsight Lol your doctor should have his license taken away like loving yesterday holy poo poo
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Jan 20, 2016 22:39
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I had a doctor when I worked in south Florida constantly send in patients with ridiculous amounts of amphetamines, both in strength and frequency. When questioned why he was writing a prescription for 4 30mg adderall a day for a woman who probably weighed 90 pounds soaking wet, he said he wasn't actually writing the scripts for psychiatric purposes, like severe narcolepsy or something, but cocaine detox. I heard his practice was shut down a few months later.
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Jan 20, 2016 22:48
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Someone gave me a xanax bar once. I was all "fuckit I know my drugs." Spent the next 3 days as a colorblind drooling zombie.
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Jan 20, 2016 22:57
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Champenema posted:Someone gave me a xanax bar once. I was all "fuckit I know my drugs." man what that poo poo lasts like three hours
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Jan 20, 2016 23:04
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Frog Act posted:man what that poo poo lasts like three hours if you take a whole bar it can definitely last up to 24 hours with a low tolerance. Pretty sure I had the same experience when I was introduced to zany xannies.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:05
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x-mas in thermidor posted:I had a doctor when I worked in south Florida constantly send in patients with ridiculous amounts of amphetamines, both in strength and frequency. When questioned why he was writing a prescription for 4 30mg adderall a day for a woman who probably weighed 90 pounds soaking wet, he said he wasn't actually writing the scripts for psychiatric purposes, like severe narcolepsy or something, but cocaine detox. I heard his practice was shut down a few months later. hahahah cocaine detox that's rich. 120mgs of amphetamine a day is the largest dose i have ever heard prescribed. Narcolepsy and ADHD rxes usually (and rightly) cap at 40-60mgs a day, and typically those people are quite habituated to the drug, i.e. the anorectic, eugeroic and euphoric effects associated with stimulants are tempered or go away entirely via long term use but not the therapeutic effectiveness. I don't think that amphetamines and amphetamine like drugs are the first choice for narcolepsy treatment any more regardless: modafinil is a way better eugeroic than speed. Ein cooler Typ posted:i just want to be able to talk to girls without being nervous FYI Atavin is in the same class of drug as Xanax its just less fun: takes more time to work but lasts longer. no pill will help that that won't also make you sloppy and hosed up. you could go to therapy or just (as a shrink might tell you) except that you are nervous around girls and that being nervous isn't going to kill you. a little practice and discovering that rejection isn't a big deal and your nerves will melt away.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:05
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x-mas in thermidor posted:I had a doctor when I worked in south Florida constantly send in patients with ridiculous amounts of amphetamines, both in strength and frequency. When questioned why he was writing a prescription for 4 30mg adderall a day for a woman who probably weighed 90 pounds soaking wet, he said he wasn't actually writing the scripts for psychiatric purposes, like severe narcolepsy or something, but cocaine detox. I heard his practice was shut down a few months later.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:09
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ativan is the most distinctive benzo of them all. i had a friend who is bipolar (I guess, he's fine now and hasn't been medicated for years) and benzos generally affected him like everyone else, except for ativan. when he took ativan he would straight up go kinda crazy, like not in a frenetic destructive way, but in a sort of indistinct confused way. he would say strange things, behave oddly, stay up all night, etc etc only ativan did that to him. his girlfriend also behaved very strangely on it (also bipolar) but she takes xanax all the time and it doesn't make her (any more) stupid than usual
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Jan 20, 2016 23:09
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Frog Act posted:ativan is the most distinctive benzo of them all. i had a friend who is bipolar (I guess, he's fine now and hasn't been medicated for years) and benzos generally affected him like everyone else, except for ativan. when he took ativan he would straight up go kinda crazy, like not in a frenetic destructive way, but in a sort of indistinct confused way. he would say strange things, behave oddly, stay up all night, etc etc wow. how does he manage his illness without medication? the doctors and therapists I've spoken to have led me to believe that you're never really "fine" - you just have to deal with it every day.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:13
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when i was on ativan i just said gently caress it and stopped going to class and played fallout new vegas all day long eta: that's how I got an F in history of greece
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Jan 20, 2016 23:13
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i just want to be able to talk to girls without being nervous Wat if your doctor is a lady?? R u prepared?
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Jan 20, 2016 23:15
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i researched the office beforehand and made sure the doctor is a man
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Jan 20, 2016 23:16
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Yudo posted:hahahah cocaine detox that's rich. 120mgs of amphetamine a day is the largest dose i have ever heard prescribed. Narcolepsy and ADHD rxes usually (and rightly) cap at 40-60mgs a day, and typically those people are quite habituated to the drug, i.e. the anorectic, eugeroic and euphoric effects associated with stimulants are tempered or go away entirely via long term use but not the therapeutic effectiveness. I don't think that amphetamines and amphetamine like drugs are the first choice for narcolepsy treatment any more regardless: modafinil is a way better eugeroic than speed Yeah, it was pretty much bullshit all around and his door was rightfully kicked in by the DEA. Iirc, 120mg/day is the highest one could possibly legally prescribe. You're right on the last part too, Nu/Provigil are the front line treatments for narcolepsy or what they call shift disorders where people go from graveyard to day shifts. DeepQantas posted:If the doses had been reasonable this would've been ok, tho? I mean... shrinks are allowed to write non-psych prescriptions, too, aren't they?
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Jan 21, 2016 00:33
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Yudo posted:In 2013 doctors wrote 48,465,000 Xanax prescriptions, making it by millions the most common psychiatric script. It was also number 1 drug in the preceding decade. In sum, 91,167,000 prescriptions were written for the three most popular benzodiazepines: Ativan, Valium and Xanax. On the uppers side, 34,848,000 rxes were written for amphetamines, methylphenidate and their variants. Psychiatric training is bad and psychiatry is one of the few medical professions where one can still make money hand over fist: being a glorified pill dispenser means short appointments, so cram em in. wow ok you sure owned me. maybe doctors don't like prescribing me medication due to my long, colorful and documented history of drug abuse and stints in rehab and prison. anyway my original point was skip the middleman and order this poo poo off the internet op. if you want it so bad why waste your time and the psychs time honestly.
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Jan 21, 2016 00:49
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try faking it op
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i'm not sure what disease I have well, you have an anime avatar for one
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