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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Yudo posted:

vyvance is expensive Dexedrine it's a rip off scam. like your liver just turns it into Dexedrine but that can't be patented.

i prefer the old standbys of methamphetamine (desoyxn) or dextroamphetamine (adderal/dexadrine) rather than the new patented prodrugs (scams) that are certain to cause priapism or something otherwise horrifying.

tl;dr drugs are the only way i can truly feel my dick.

No way vyvanse kicks the poo poo out of adderall. I've never tried desoxyn but that's crazy hard to find anyhow

I did some Focalin the other day and that kicked my rear end.....I was beggin for mercy

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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Mariana Horchata posted:

look up 'Etizolam' and buy that poo poo online from overseas pharmacies...its like part xanax, part soma - a little short acting but also (usually) wont cause week long blackouts. in my experience they are very stingy with handing benzos out to young ppl...best bet if ur deadset on Xanax is saying u have to fly somewhere and have been absolutely pissing in ur pants about it and cant sleep and have been thinking about trying to get a refund on ur vacation but worried that ur SO will get mad and eventually dump u (point being, make a good backstory and put on a nice performance...and u might just get lucky)

They're not too stingy w a one-time Rx for benzos for the scenarios you describe

Also first rule of telling a lie is to keep it simple :cmon:

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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Bacon Hat posted:

or you could not eat pills like a loving millennial and just smoke pot

Do both for maximum turn-up

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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Yikes another GBS mental health thread where everyone reveals they're on anxiolytics/antidepressants

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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
What I wanna know is who's a bad enough dude to need antipsychotic medications daily

Any prodromal schizophrenics?

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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

the great deceiver posted:

and you're surprised by this why

Idk I imagine everyone being like me. Maybe mental illness is the key to posting well which is why I'm doomed to being an unremarkable poster

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