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pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."


The headline: "Trump, Palin Seek Two Additional Horsemen" made me wonder.

If Trump and Palin are two of the four horsemen, which horsemen are they; and who are the other two?

************
My choices:

Pestilence - on the white horse - Sarah Palin



quote:

Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to her, and a sash reading "Alaska" and she went out conquering and to conquer.

War - on the red horse - Dick Cheney



quote:

When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, “Come.” And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from the earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him; and he sold it to the army with a mere 3000% markup.

Famine - on the black horse - Donald Trump



quote:

When He broke the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a black horse; and he who sat on it had a pair of scales in his hand; lo, and the scales had a paving-stone affixed to the underside of one plate. And I heard something like a voice in the center of the four living creatures saying, “A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; but do not damage the oil and the wine, that is all for me.”

Death - on the pale horse - Ann Coulter



quote:

When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with her. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.

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trikker
Sep 2, 2013

by Lowtax
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=If%20Trump%20and%20Palin%20are%20two%20of%20the%20four%20horsemen,%20who%20are%20the%20other%20two?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs and Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Windows 98 posted:

Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs and Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

id listen to their lp

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


Your face and my rear end, OP.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Robo Reagan posted:

id listen to their lp

As would I.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Ann Coulter isn't death, she's basically Stephan Colbert except she never breaks character.

Death would be Bibi Netanyahu because that fucker's gonna end up causing WW3 or the nuclear apocalypse or something like that.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Robo Reagan posted:

id listen to their lp

didn't lowtax used to make techno music?


poor guy I hope he's doing OK after being evicted from his home by the police

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

see here trig

City of Tampa posted:

Death would be Bibi Netanyahu because that fucker's gonna end up causing WW3 or the nuclear apocalypse or something like that.

That's a good strong position.


wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Kim Jong-un for famine

Eddy-Baby
Mar 8, 2006

₤₤LOADSA MONAY₤₤
The other two are Clinton and Sanders hth

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Hillary and Chris Roberts

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hillary is pestilence if I ever saw it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

VendaGoat posted:

Hillary is pestilence if I ever saw it.

and Roberts is forum war

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Palin was fukken hot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mng posted:

Palin was fukken hot

was?

Still is.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
true

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Sanders and Clinton, OP?

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

I mean lol conservatives.



did I do that right? I mean left?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Ric Flair and Arn Anderson...duh.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Cartouche posted:

Sanders and Clinton, OP?

Equality and disingenuity respectively aren't horsemen of the apocalypse, but nice try.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
deez nutz lol

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trump is an amazing person and a perfect leader for this country. Hillary is one of the four horseman.

social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster
I want to have #roughsex with #anncokture

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Putin and me

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Apoplexy posted:

Equality and disingenuity respectively aren't horsemen of the apocalypse, but nice try.

Sanders thinks all woman want to be hosed by black men and Hillary hates non whites more than any given grandmaster of the KKK.

What's that about equality?

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
actually its a mistranslation it should be the four goatmen of the asspocalypse

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Hillary is definitely one of them.

Death probably suits her cause a lot of people around her seem to die of mysterious circumstances.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
are the palin daughters all legal yet?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Microwaves Mom posted:

Hillary is definitely one of them.

Death probably suits her cause a lot of people around her seem to die of mysterious circumstances.

she rides with the skull of vince foster tied to her belt as a trophy, but just the pony tails of the nine women who almost did lawsuits against bill but became suddenly quiet and without opinions of the clinton family

www
Aug 4, 2010

obama is the anti christ

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

www posted:

obama is the anti christ

Isn't that admitting that Jesus was black?

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
the four horseman are literary devices and not real people hth

social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Isn't that admitting that Jesus was black?

That can't be true, the #blacks are #scary

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
willow is fine as gently caress... her older brother and sister are violent spazzes

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


:eyepop:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Ann Coulter is one of the horses

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007


would

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Everyone always forgets the fifth horseman, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

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