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Maoist Pussy posted:What good is an oversized gravity-well an yway? It has a moon that swings like a deep pendulum and causes a periodic bifurcation of the sexual anti-cypon force that is retrograde to the cyphon of time, that is pulling a triangular wedge into resolution with the crystalline pitch of the universe towards a virtual singularity. So a supermassive black hole like the earth gives a moon or a low pendulum and leverage at an angle that tilts the magnetic axis into the future, creating a wedge that opens into 3 dimensional spacetime, gives us sex, tides, and seasons.
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i hope its namek
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a real jerk posted:i hope its namek It's gonna be fake namek
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Jan 20, 2016 23:37
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Melancholia
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It has a moon that swings like a deep pendulum and causes a periodic bifurcation of the sexual anti-cypon force that is retrograde to the cyphon of time, that is pulling a triangular wedge into resolution with the crystalline pitch of the universe towards a virtual singularity. So a supermassive black hole like the earth gives a moon or a low pendulum and leverage at an angle that tilts the magnetic axis into the future, creating a wedge that opens into 3 dimensional spacetime, gives us sex, tides, and seasons. I'm not from Tralfamadore. Could you perhaps do a quick mspaint to show me what you mean?
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a real jerk posted:i hope its namek Its like a planet so swole it would make San Andreas, Backdraft, Water World, The Core, The Day After Tomorrow, Deep Impact, Twister, Sharknado, Birdemic, Dante's Peak, Pompeii, and Armageddon happen at the same time.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:42
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I thought planet x was supposed to be a duplicate earth that's on the opposite side the sun and revolves at the same pace as us so we never see it. You are obviously thinking of Gor: The Counter Earth
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Jan 20, 2016 23:44
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hosed up if feasible. Sitchin was right, I knew it! 
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Jan 20, 2016 23:50
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LudaChris posted:You are obviously thinking of Gor: The Counter Earth It's the dark earth on the other side of the sun we never see.
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Jan 20, 2016 23:53
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i hope its Lavos, or some other kind of terrible space organism that has created Earth as a form of agriculture to feed itself over it's multi billion year life cycle
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Jan 20, 2016 23:53
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mike brown did it again the absolute madman
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Jan 20, 2016 23:59
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I'm hypothetically excited!
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Jan 21, 2016 00:00
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Wouldn't a giant planet affect gravity and the orbits of everything else a bunch? So wouldn't we know about this already
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Jan 21, 2016 00:09
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Maybe it's the planet all the mormons go to
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Jan 21, 2016 00:10
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naem posted:Wouldn't a giant planet affect gravity and the orbits of everything else a bunch? So wouldn't we know about this already its been theorized as existing since forever, usually as a way to explain upticks in debris striking earth.
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Jan 21, 2016 00:13
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planet nine from outer space.
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naem posted:Wouldn't a giant planet affect gravity and the orbits of everything else a bunch? So wouldn't we know about this already Whoa, there, science-lad! Let's leave this kind of question to the ufologists! Please visit my tumblr on how Mesopotamia was founded by bird men from Sirius B.
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Jan 21, 2016 00:14
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It's just that we've known the orbits of all the planets since like the 1500's I'm pretty sure someone would have noticed the effects of an extra giant magnet out there
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Jan 21, 2016 00:18
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naem posted:Wouldn't a giant planet affect gravity and the orbits of everything else a bunch? So wouldn't we know about this already No you can't just pop them in anywhere. The math and geometries don't have to support causality or the entropy of a continuum. So they don't exist in spacetime but you can't prove they don't exist. They might exist in the future if there is no causality or preservation of information or coherence of light in a void. So an extra planet might exist if nothing exists in the future, so it's impossible to prove it doesn't or won't exist, but we know it won't and can't if anything exists.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:No you can't just pop them in anywhere. The math and geometries don't have to support causality or the entropy of a continuum. So they don't exist in spacetime but you can't prove they don't exist. They might exist in the future if there is no causality or preservation of information or coherence of light in a void. So an extra planet might exist if nothing exists in the future, so it's impossible to prove it doesn't or won't exist, but we know it won't and can't if anything exists. neerrrrrrrrrrd
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naem posted:It's just that we've known the orbits of all the planets since like the 1500's I'm pretty sure someone would have noticed the effects of an extra giant magnet out there Look, keep it under your hat but the Space Don of the Space Mafia is keeping this a secret for interstellar purposes. Capisce? *loudly* WHAT? AIN'T NO PLANET OUT THERE, WEIRDIE!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:No you can't just pop them in anywhere. The math and geometries don't have to support causality or the entropy of a continuum. So they don't exist in spacetime but you can't prove they don't exist. They might exist in the future if there is no causality or preservation of information or coherence of light in a void. So an extra planet might exist if nothing exists in the future, so it's impossible to prove it doesn't or won't exist, but we know it won't and can't if anything exists. So in terms of quantum theory I exist in a superposition state in which I both have and have not had a drunken three way with Amanda seyfried and Megan fox
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Jan 21, 2016 00:21
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Watch it always swings by the planet so often to blow it up and aliens are real and they have access to the internet. They are like gently caress that planet.
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Jan 21, 2016 00:23
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I thought Charon was the mass relay, not some job-stealing new Neptune.
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Jan 21, 2016 00:24
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will the combined might of godzilla, mothra and rodan be enough to save us? 
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naem posted:So in terms of quantum theory I exist in a superposition state in which I both have and have not had a drunken three way with Amanda seyfried and Megan fox That does not compute.
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Jan 21, 2016 00:28
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What if the new planet has a USA that's greater than ours?
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Jan 21, 2016 00:31
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That does not compute. See no one has observed my secret Canadian girlfriend, so she both does and does not exist, along with my uncle who both does and does not work at Nintendo
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Jan 21, 2016 00:31
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that's a huge rear end motherfucker in deep space i bet it looks weird as gently caress and one solid color like uranus uranus is freaky just because of that; a featureless aqua light blue sphere with some moons and poo poo
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Jan 21, 2016 00:51
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Is this not just the decimated asteroid belt that has no orbital period and no angular momentum? A star, for instance, in a pulsar state will eventually reach a period of angular momentum/strobe that is indistinguishable from a continuous stream of light, so that a solar system out of time attains a strobe period that equals the smallest cycle of time and is therefore in the causal flow of time, so the virtual 10th planet that is mathematically needed to pitch the solar system into the flow of time (toward some green median average of spectral light) never really exists anywhere for any amount of time with any angular momentum.
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Celluloid Sam posted:dr who sucks im sorry hector seconding this. it was good until they had over-the-top plots like "the end of time", "battle for the universe" type poo poo that is always resolved with the doctor never really dying hell he never banged any of his lady companions he might've gotten reamed by that weird american dude tho
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well good the american people were promised 9 planets, and we haven't been getting all of the planets we're entitled to, dammit!
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Jan 21, 2016 01:08
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It's probably a big farty gas planet anyway. Who wants to live on a planet full of farts? Not me!
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Jan 21, 2016 01:09
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Meh. Just call it Planet X. Or Oprah.
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Nibiru is pretty much the best case scenario when it comes to the name. It's not a good name, but the alternatives are terrible. They'll probably end up calling it "Yuggoth" because astronomy nerds are still nerds and "Cthulhu, bro!" Then we'll be stuck with that travesty for the rest of our civilization.
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Jan 21, 2016 01:13
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Neil deGrasse "Planet Killer" Tyson will save us.
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Jan 21, 2016 01:18
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about time americans stepped up their game and discovered a planet welcom to 1781 bitches
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Galileo was right after all.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What if the new planet has a USA that's greater than ours? Steal their women and make america great again
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Can't wait to meet my doppelganger.
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