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Stik3 posted:Maybe he has a really easy job and killing himself would be even more work than working? pretty sad that an orc peon knows more about survival than the modern man, everytime there's a bad storm around here like 3 people die because they don't know some things including -you need to remove snow off your roof if the amount of snow on your roof becomes literally five feet deep and thousands of pounds -you gotta eat food, drink water -keep the temperature of the place you plan to sleep above 20 degrees fahrenheit -a car and a snowmobile are different things
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Enfield posted:it was steam.powered. the east coast is getting a big rear end storm and friday were getting like 18 inches of snow and everyones going to freak out thanks momma nature
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extra stout posted:-a car and a snowmobile are different things Are people calling their cars snowmobiles in the winter where you live? That's not even sad, that's hilarious.
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Jan 21, 2016 09:36
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just me you and my ax OP and that fire starting to make it smell real good
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extra stout posted:pretty sad that an orc peon knows more about survival than the modern man, everytime there's a bad storm around here like 3 people die because they don't know some things including i wonder how many people die a year because they think their f-150 can handle driving during a tornado
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Jan 21, 2016 09:47
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i live in california what is rain and snow i am having a hard time imagining this op very unrealistic
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the great deceiver posted:i live in california what is rain and snow i am having a hard time imagining this op very unrealistic u liar
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why does everyone call meee a liar
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Jan 21, 2016 10:08
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Theres ingredients and equipmemt jere to male a few hundred litres of spirits. I could trade bottles for sunflower seeds
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Jan 21, 2016 10:13
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ok heres my fantasy:it's 1:17am and its been a long loving day so im going to sleep. its not actually a fantasy
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Jan 21, 2016 10:17
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op, if you masturbate and eat your cum it will keep you warm and you won't have to worry about food
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old dog child posted:op, if you masturbate and eat your cum it will keep you warm and you won't have to worry about food he could always ask that other guy for his salty soup recipe, heard it involves cum anyways so you're shooting two birds with one soup.
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Jan 21, 2016 10:39
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Does anyone else have fantasies that Blizzard would trap you in a monthly payment scheme for years
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Jan 21, 2016 12:12
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Hateful 8 was good but the humor was just trash tier terrible
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I'd like this but if it was in a remote cabin with fibre cable, good TV, great heating. I could sit in my cabin isolated from the entire world.
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Jan 21, 2016 12:57
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this would be the moment i am waiting for, no more power, no more tablets and cell phones and PS4s  i am prepared though, this would be my time to shine! 
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Jan 21, 2016 13:19
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I moved to Southern California a few years ago from Baltimore. I try to convince friends and family to move out here all the time and everybody says "Oh I could never live there, I need seasons!" Now I'm watching from Facebook as they gripe about winter. Enjoy those seasons, guys.
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Rutibex posted:this would be the moment i am waiting for, no more power, no more tablets and cell phones and PS4s
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dreezy posted:no heating, no power. all alone in sub zero temps. the thrill of death and isolation would be incredible. i'd have to survive on stale tortillas and my own piss while desperately trying to keep my bathtub fire going. when I was 12 i used to have fantasies that the hot girl I'd like would be trapped with me somewhere and we'd have lots of sex. But thats it.
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Rutibex posted:this would be the moment i am waiting for, no more power, no more tablets and cell phones and PS4s twilight struggle and arkaham horror, two pro-tier games NICE
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symbolic posted:what, no novelty edition of Risk? you disgust me
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Rutibex posted:you disgust me
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Business Gorillas posted:i wonder how many people die a year because they think their f-150 can handle driving during a tornado the right amount of people die from this is the answer, i've seen like fifty of this type of vid during floods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_NEHGrwI30
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Jan 21, 2016 22:23
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the prophesied snowstorm is going to hit tonite. everyone is panicking and buying all the food at kroger. i forgot to do my grocery shopping this week so i must survive on my emergency stash of mac n cheese. wish me luck goons.
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Jan 21, 2016 22:26
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Anyone still stocked up from ebola? I could make it an easy 12 months lol
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Jan 21, 2016 22:27
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toilet fire is the superior option in this particular fantasy
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Jan 21, 2016 22:28
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revmoo posted:Anyone still stocked up from ebola? I could make it an easy 12 months lol i made a bunker out of a hole i dug and a refridgerator box. im going to live in there and eat cigarette butts
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Rutibex posted:this would be the moment i am waiting for, no more power, no more tablets and cell phones and PS4s gently caress yea you can get a nice fire going with all that cardstock
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Blizzard WILL trap a lot of goons in their houses the coming fall. Not that anyone will notice.
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You're just a bitchmade pussy if you can't drive a ford focus with bald tires on black ice without crashing. Just shovel your way to your car and live life as usual. It owns because only other real men are out and about.
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Ahahah "real men" Realtalk it was fun last week when we got all that ice. I was driving our 4Runner in 4high and kept having hillbillies blast past me in their shitastic Ford Rangers only to halfway spin out as soon as they reached the next red light. Don't even get me started on Jeep drivers. I stay the gently caress away from those idiots.
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Yes it does sound fun. Introduce my kids to my dvd set of LOST, raid my beer cellar stash, cuddle for warmth at night When I think of itt as a montage, it sounds great. But irl I bet I'd be going crazy and trying to eat my family by hour 5
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Jan 21, 2016 22:51
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i got a big bag of pizza rolls. if the power goes out i'm eating them room-temp, just like our forefathers did
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Dave_Indeed posted:You're just a bitchmade pussy if you can't drive a ford focus with bald tires on black ice without crashing. Just shovel your way to your car and live life as usual. It owns because only other real men are out and about. There's not much you can do if there's over a foot of snow on the road, and the roads haven't been plowed.
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Mnemosyne posted:There's not much you can do if there's over a foot of snow on the road, and the roads haven't been plowed. but yer mum has, by ME.
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she got 12 inches last night too.
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Best possible scenario: Blizzard traps me at home where we are fully stocked. Not enough snow to cut power, but enough to prevent us from going to school. Bonus: UPS trucks can still deliver Amazon orders. Worst possible scenario: Blizzard hits while we are at school. We are trapped at school with 900 7th and 8th graders for 3 days with no power or food until all of their parents come to collect them. Luckily, I live in SoCal, so the odds of either situation is minimal.
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Mnemosyne posted:There's not much you can do if there's over a foot of snow on the road, and the roads haven't been plowed. An impossible scenario. The laws of physics clearly state that snow cannot be on the road for longer than a minute before a redneck with a boner drives a truck over it.
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Stik3 posted:For most WoW players blizzard does trap them in their house for weeks. 
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