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Take a loving shower. Have some self respect. Sidebar: What are good ways to tell people they smell like the underside of a dead corpse?
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Why aren't you in prison again
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Jan 21, 2016 16:58
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It's me
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Jan 21, 2016 16:58
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sorry, i'm trying to save money. my water bill was going through the roof
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Jan 21, 2016 16:59
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Laurenz posted:sorry, i'm trying to save money. my water bill was going through the roof Watch your back dude, dude's a violent weirdo with a short fuse
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Jan 21, 2016 17:01
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Windows 98 posted:Sidebar: What are good ways to tell people they smell like the underside of a dead corpse? yell out "LE PEWWWWW!" then run out the door leaving a trail of dust behind you hold up flower to goonlord and show him how it wilts in his presence projectile vomit onto his face (bonus: my fetish) dress up as the cartoon character from The Critic and with a Jon Lovitz impression point at goonlord and say "IT STINKS!"
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Jan 21, 2016 17:02
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Mange Mite posted:Watch your back dude, dude's a violent weirdo with a short fuse same
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Jan 21, 2016 17:02
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Windows 98 posted:Take a loving shower. Have some self respect. "You smell like the underside of a dead corpse."
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Jan 21, 2016 17:03
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i was in line at a store and the dude two people ahead of me was overweight and hairy and wearing sweat pants with sandals and he was stinky as hell like poo poo his pants stink. anyway, when he left the store the person who was next went to the cash register and she was asking the cashier weird questions like, "do you know that person? is he a regular?" and then she said that she was worried that he was from isis, because he smelled so bad and she kept going on about how he smelled real bad and that's how you know he could be isis. she said that we all have to keep our eyes open, and alert authorities. it was pretty wild. this was like a few days after the san bernadino shooting, and she was talking about that like "their families knew and didn't report it. that's why we have to report everything suspicious" i felt kind of sorry for the dude he was just an ugly hairy guy who dressed sloppy and smelled like poo poo but now he was also a terrorist too?
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Jan 21, 2016 17:03
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beat him to death with an ipad
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Jan 21, 2016 17:03
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Irrational Bees posted:Why aren't you in prison again
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Jan 21, 2016 17:04
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aggressive public BO is a form of terrorism IMO
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Jan 21, 2016 17:05
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Mozi posted:aggressive public BO is a form of terrorism IMO the worst kind of terrorism
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Jan 21, 2016 17:05
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it's called a mirror, op. and yes, i also wonder why they installed that in front of you
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Jan 21, 2016 17:06
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move your seat but do so while making as much noise as possible (i.e. scraping legs of the chair, coughing as you cover your nose and mouth with your hand, talking loudly under your breath about the smell)
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Jan 21, 2016 17:07
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It's you, you are the goon in the mirror
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Jan 21, 2016 17:14
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beat them to death with a shovel
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Jan 21, 2016 17:16
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I'm going to rip a big fart, if you smell it then it's me
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Jan 21, 2016 17:16
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and by them i mean me
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Jan 21, 2016 17:16
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windows 98 why did you ever tell people here that you beat someone with a shovel? why would you ever tell anyone that??
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Jan 21, 2016 17:22
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A misanthrope posted:windows 98 why did you ever tell people here that you beat someone with a shovel? why would you ever tell anyone that?? To earn your respect and admiration
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Jan 21, 2016 17:24
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Like you know the weird smelly kid in your class who would brag about killing cats and how his dad was in the special forCes and totally tsught him some of his moves? Hes that guy
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Jan 21, 2016 17:25
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Windows 98 posted:Have some self respect. 
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Jan 21, 2016 17:27
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i smell really nice, kinda like flowers but really manly
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Jan 21, 2016 17:31
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Mange Mite posted:Like you know the weird smelly kid in your class who would brag about killing cats and how his dad was in the special forCes and totally tsught him some of his moves? Hes that guy that kid usually ends up getting sent away after he burns his parents house down windows 98, dont try to kill your parents
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Jan 21, 2016 17:32
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Bring some AXE body spray to your next class. Spray the body spray on him. Everybody loves AXE.
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Jan 21, 2016 17:35
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LadyAmbien posted:Bring some AXE body spray to your next class. Spray the body spray on him. Everybody loves AXE. you are going to confuse him and he'll hit the kid with an axe
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Jan 21, 2016 17:40
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Explain to your professor that his stench is distracting you from class and preventing you from learning. When he laughs you out of the room, report both of them to the main office as a form of discrimination.
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Jan 21, 2016 17:43
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GED prep doesn't exactly bring the cream of the crop, op.
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Jan 21, 2016 17:51
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Well call me a cured meat because you are full of BOLONEY.
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Jan 21, 2016 17:57
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I have it on good authority that the fat smelly goonlord in your class is a Loving Dog.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:06
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Jukeboxblues posted:Well call me a cured meat because you are full of BOLONEY. I love the pun but why would I call YOU a cured meat when it is the OP who is full of baloney
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Jan 21, 2016 18:08
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now i smell like i spilled beer on my foot and like i smoked about 20 joints this hour
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Jan 21, 2016 18:10
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A misanthrope posted:windows 98 why did you ever tell people here that you beat someone with a shovel? why would you ever tell anyone that?? I think when I was going through my benzo and booze binge I made a comment in TinyChat. Goons took it and ran, and eventually created an elaborate mythos. Rumor has it that I also showed Proof of Concept my dick. I don't really remember much from those days.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:12
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Moridin920 posted:I have it on good authority that the fat smelly goonlord in your class is a Loving Dog. Oh no you didn't!
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Jan 21, 2016 18:13
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Laurenz posted:sorry, i'm trying to save money. my water bill was going through the roof You can get good deals on water in Michigan I hear.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:24
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Wait what did Windows 98 do I've let this guy babysit my kids
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Jan 21, 2016 18:25
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Windows 98 posted:I think when I was going through my benzo and booze binge I made a comment in TinyChat. Goons took it and ran, and eventually created an elaborate mythos. Rumor has it that I also showed Proof of Concept my dick. I don't really remember much from those days. i heard that you shot jfk
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Jan 21, 2016 18:25
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controversial opinion: I personally think Windows 98 is cool, and hitting someone with a blunt object in the heat of the moment is a pardonable offense.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:30
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Windows 98 posted:I think when I was going through my benzo and booze binge I made a comment in TinyChat. Goons took it and ran, and eventually created an elaborate mythos. Rumor has it that I also showed Proof of Concept my dick. I don't really remember much from those days.
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