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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

GeneX posted:

Wasn't mother teresa a humongous rear end in a top hat

I feel like I remember something to that effect, like she refused to let people get medical treatments because it was god's will that they die in agony

Well yes. That just doesn't get advertised a lot. We all want a nice narrative of a woman who sacrificed so much time and effort to make the lives of the unfortunate masses better, when she sort of hosed everything up for most of them compared to a lot of other charities and organizations.

Also, more babies need to run for president. Trump can't stay on stage alone, he might get scared.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

GeneX posted:

she refused to let people get medical treatments because it was god's will that they die in agony

Yes, she was obsessed with the suffering of Christ and was adamant in thinking the only way to achieve prosperity was through suffering. People died in some of the most agonizing ways under her watch.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

a bone to pick posted:

Yes, she was obsessed with the suffering of Christ and was adamant in thinking the only way to achieve prosperity was through suffering. People died in some of the most agonizing ways under her watch.

Wasn't there also some allegations of serious financial fraud as well?

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


a bone to pick posted:

Yes, she was obsessed with the suffering of Christ and was adamant in thinking the only way to achieve prosperity was through suffering. People died in some of the most agonizing ways under her watch.

also it saved money and she liked money

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wasn't there also some allegations of serious financial fraud as well?

The only thing I can remember without researching is she took millions of dollars from poor Haitan's for missionary help and she pretty much left the country with all the money.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Eleanor Roosevelt was our first female president
Edith Wilson :colbert:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I was pro life before I opened this thread. I am now pro death.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
2016: Hillary Clinton elected as president.
2018: Clinton sex scandal.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Colonel Cancer posted:

2016: Hillary Clinton elected as president.
2018: Clinton sex scandal.

Please don't try and kill the readers of this thread, I don't think our hearts can take this sort of prediction.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
Christs wicked bod and exquisite suffering and refusal to use the safe word really did a number on fragile young catholic minds, creating generations of repressed sadomasochists and earning the eaters of the demon cookie the coveted honor of being trillest, down rear end hos in all of Christendom. Imagine mother Theresa's fetlife account holy poo poo (:D)

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


lets list all the women world leaders in history and check out how awesome it got under their watch, Thatcher got poo poo done didn't she.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I think Mother Teresa also wrote in her diary that she had lost her faith in God and was living a lie in a state of complete spiritual desolation

Maybe that was somebody else

gently caress it though make her a saint anyway nobody cares

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?
I hope everyone gets aborted.

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Women take so long in the bathroom I mean what if the phone rings at 3 am and president vagina is in the bathroom???

pod6isjerks
Feb 17, 2005

Nap Ghost

a bone to pick posted:

I wish my mom aborted me so I would never had to look at such a stupid picture, rot in hell mother teresa.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

a bone to pick posted:

I wish my mom aborted me so I would never had to look at such a stupid picture, rot in hell mother teresa.

mother teresa was a oval office who though poor people suffering was a good thing because itd get them in to heaven soi yea shes probably in hell

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wasn't there also some allegations of serious financial fraud as well?

she kept spending church funds on shoes and handbags

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
because :shillary:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Doesn’t look good for this election either. Good ol Bernie is gaining on Bill's 3rd bid Hillary.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Probably because by the time a woman has reached a level of social standing where she might be in a position to be president, she's no longer attractive enough for anyone to like her.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

we haven't had any run for president yet

I voted Jill Stein in 2012. 0.36% of the vote baby.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I'm scared that if it gets to Bernie vs. Trump , the Donald will win.
Bernie is just too mild mannered to command such a powerful arsenal of conventional and nuclear weapons. That's if he doesn't decide to equitably share them with all the 3rd countries of the world :(

Decebal fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jan 22, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Decebal posted:

I'm scared that if it gets to Bernie vs. Trump , the Donald will win.
Bernie is just too mild mannered to command such a powerful arsenal of convectional and nuclear weapons. That's if he doesn't decide to equitably share them with all the 3rd countries of the world :(

Bernie Vs. Trump would be a little on the nose, IMO. Like, a really heavy handed metaphor for the final showdown between Socialism and Capitalism.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hello Bill's wife, make me a sammich.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Applewhite posted:

Bernie Vs. Trump would be a little on the nose, IMO. Like, a really heavy handed metaphor for the final showdown between Socialism and Capitalism.

He's starting to get a lead on Hillary, and I don't see who could beat Trump among the republicans now. So... idk



i mean, I hope the democrats aren't dumb enough to nominate him

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Because American men already need guns to compensate for their tiny penises, if a woman became president they would all invert and have tiny vaginas.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
years ago back when reading through lovely short stories was The Thing You Do on the internet i remember reading one about temporal displacement. getting sent forward to the heat death of the universe, on a spacewalk getting sent back millions of years. spooky

but the last bit was about a couple who were shifted to the future of an alternate reality where they didn't have an abortion and their kid was a hero of humanity who cured cancer and was revered by mankind and when they figure out the god emperror in this reality is their Dead Gay Aborted Son they go insane with grief and both turn into gibbering lunatics.

like it was this little john chic tract at the end of a story about people suffocating in space about why abortion is bad because that fetus could very well be the god king emperor of man

nigga crab pollock fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jan 22, 2016

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
If Hillary offered sandwiches for everyone I would vote for her, I'm hungry.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

nigga crab pollock posted:

years ago back when reading through lovely short stories was The Thing You Do on the internet i remember reading one about temporal displacement. getting sent forward to the heat death of the universe, on a spacewalk getting sent back millions of years. spooky

but the last bit was about a couple who were shifted to the future of an alternate reality where they didn't have an abortion and their kid was a hero of humanity who cured cancer and was revered by mankind and when they figure out the god emperror in this reality is their Dead Gay Aborted Son they go insane with grief and both turn into gibbering lunatics.

like it was this little john chic tract at the end of a story about people suffocating in space about why abortion is bad because that fetus could very well be the god king emperor of man

oh i forgot they get pulled back to their original reality still insane and everyone is like "i wonder what lovecraftian horror they saw on the other side" but the answer is Their Dead Gay Son

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I liked "Nalin' Palin" and would like to see "(rhyming sexual innuendo) Clinton"...........................................drawing a blank.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009

milkingmycow posted:

I liked "Nalin' Palin" and would like to see "(rhyming sexual innuendo) Clinton"...........................................drawing a blank.

Clit'n Clinton?

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Fat Jesus posted:

australia had a woman running it for awhile, she was hilariously poo poo so stay in the kitchen please girls

And abbott was better?

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
My money's on Bernie being a better match for Trump. Hillary is a passive aggressive elitist who has no chance to debate an irrational man like Trump who gives no shits about anything you say and knows how to play a crowd. Bernie would probably yell at him on stage like a child.

I mean, either way, debating Trump is kind of impossible. I learned long ago that rational debates or discussions with irrational people is a no win situation. Trump defines irrational person. He doesn't apologize and he makes baseless claims because he feels no empathy. Every one of his ideas could be refuted with a "How?" but it doesn't matter. He still gains support because of idiots.

The election is likely to be called by the same states that always call them: Iowa, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida. Blue Collar people in those states are not going to vote for Hillary. Hell they ain't voting for Bernie either, but Bernie has a better chance (IMHO) of getting more progressives in those places to leave the house. Hillary is business as usual corporate option.

So, why don't we have a woman president yet? Because no one who's run has given any reason to think she'd be any different from the dreck. Plus America is super misogynistic. Obama won because he created a cult of personality with Hope & Change and got a huge voter turnout. Hillary isn't gonna do that.


Edit:

I'm actually concerned about this because Trump in the white house could mean a nuclear loving war. The man is a straight up psychopath.

Shadow fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jan 22, 2016

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Shadow posted:

My money's on Bernie being a better match for Trump.

Trump has systematically assassinated all of his republican adversaries in debates, what the gently caress makes you think the limp dicked old jew who can't comb his hair is going to survive more than 10 minutes with trump? He will literally stomp Bernie into paste.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

Trump has systematically assassinated all of his republican adversaries in debates, what the gently caress makes you think the limp dicked old jew who can't comb his hair is going to survive more than 10 minutes with trump? He will literally stomp Bernie into paste.

lol if you really think Trump's bullying and blustering on stage is going to carry him all the way to the presidency just loving lol

all it will take is for the Dem candidate to actually press him on anything like 'how are you paying for the wall? don't just say you know guys this time what about all the maintenance and manpower over the entire lifetime of the wall too? wtf are you talking about?'

and he'll wig out and the moderates will know he's full of poo poo and that'll be that. he keeps totally sidestepping that question and I'm just waiting for someone to really press him on 'how do you really expect to make Mexico pay for a wall?'

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

lol if you really think Trump's bullying and blustering on stage is going to carry him all the way to the presidency just loving lol

all it will take is for the Dem candidate to actually press him on anything like 'how are you paying for the wall? don't just say you know guys this time what about all the maintenance and manpower over the entire lifetime of the wall too? wtf are you talking about?'

and he'll wig out and the moderates will know he's full of poo poo and that'll be that. he keeps totally sidestepping that question and I'm just waiting for someone to really press him on 'how do you really expect to make Mexico pay for a wall?'

He will fire back with "you want to give all illegal immigrants free healthcare and education, how are you going to pay for that?" and then he'll attack Bernie personally and make fun of how he looks and then all the rednecks at home will laugh and after the debates all the old people and retards will vote for Trump.

He will stomp Bernie into a loving paste.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

2016: Hillary Clinton elected as president.
2018: Clinton sex scandal.

Watch Clinton start a loving war.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

He will fire back with "you want to give all illegal immigrants free healthcare and education, how are you going to pay for that?" and then he'll attack Bernie personally and make fun of how he looks and then all the rednecks at home will laugh and after the debates all the old people and retards will vote for Trump.

He will stomp Bernie into a loving paste.

but this is exactly my point.

1/3rd of the population is voting for the Dems no matter what - 1/3rd is voting for the GOP no matter what. Continuing to pander to the 1/3rd you've already got locked down and alienating the 1/3rd of moderates that actually need convincing in a general election is an excellent way to lose a general election spectacularly.

Those rednecks and old people and retards are already voting GOP anyway so he's not going to do himself any favors continuing the act in front of a broader audience. People will just see him as a blustering fool - this is true of debate in general by the way; it's fairly easy to alienate your audience by trying to bully the opponent into submission and it's a really bad strategy in general for that reason. The average person doesn't like that poo poo.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

a bone to pick posted:

Trump has systematically assassinated all of his republican adversaries in debates, what the gently caress makes you think the limp dicked old jew who can't comb his hair is going to survive more than 10 minutes with trump? He will literally stomp Bernie into paste.

In case you missed this:

Shadow posted:

I mean, either way, debating Trump is kind of impossible. I learned long ago that rational debates or discussions with irrational people is a no win situation. Trump defines irrational person.

I don't think you can debate Trump. You can press him on issues but he simply will not get into your frame. He will never get caught off guard because he doesn't care about debating rationally.

I simply felt Bernie would be better than Hillary against Trump.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Bernie rallies his base.
Trump rallies his base.
Bernie's base is bigger.
Bernie wins.

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