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brycepahatesyou
Nov 3, 2011
♃ + ♆ because they probably could hold their liquor better then Venus

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

brycepahatesyou posted:

♃ + ♆ because they probably could hold their liquor better then Venus

This is the exact reason to vote Venus and Neptune.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl


(Comic drawn by the game's artist, Mia Schwartz, and not actually a spoiler.)

Monk E
May 19, 2009
Venus and Neptune Because its not an underage drinking scene without someone dropping like a sack of bricks.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gutter Owl posted:

This is the exact reason to vote Venus and Neptune.

yeah pretty much

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i slightly suspect this game has an intended first path if only because it's so fun to watch venus get pushed into these situations the poor thing :v:

TKMobile
Apr 30, 2009
♃ + ♆

I'm in the minority here, but I I wanna see what happens with Jupiter as opposed to leaving her levelheadedness behind in case Venus and Neptune were to need bailing out.

Probottt
Dec 15, 2013
I've been voting for Venus whenever he comes up, no reason to change that now.

Probottt fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Feb 3, 2016

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

VENUS

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014
♀ + ♆

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


♀ + ♆

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i think it's pretty clear already where the voting's gone

SuccinctAndPunchy
Mar 29, 2013

People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

Tollymain posted:

i think it's pretty clear already where the voting's gone

no gently caress that I vote Jupiter and Neptune

A Bad Place
May 25, 2008

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

no gently caress that I vote Jupiter and Neptune

wrong forever, my correct vote is venus and neptune

Ijuuin Enzan
Oct 28, 2006
More fun than dryer lint.
Let Venus say gently caress

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
jupiter an neptune

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
A child can defeat the devil, but can a drunk? I suspect fools and drunks aren't God's favorite in this cosmology.

ArchetypeBlue
Jul 9, 2012

ASSHOLE.
It seems a lost cause at this point but I'm gonna vote ♃ + ♆

gently caress did I love this game, though.

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
I want to see Jupiter relax and not snap her rubberband so much.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
current numbers are 7 for jupiter, 11 for venus

that's a fair bit of response for a relatively niche game :v:

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.
♃ + ♆

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
Jupiter.

Flac
Sep 6, 2010

supposedly it frees you from anxiety and nihilism
[MUSIC: Hair Tie]



The Venus and Neptune train keeps on rolling. Thanks to the powerful need to see a drunk Venus more than anything else, I imagine.



♀: Me?
♀: Ummmmm no I really shouldn't thank you for offering but I am—
♆: Venus.
♆: You are drinking with us.
♀: B-But we'll get in trouble and it's not allowed and it's illegal—
♆: I think you are having a problem understanding the situation here, Venus.
♆: Just by being in the same room with this bottle, you are already an accomplice.
♆: You will be held just as responsible if we're found out. They won't care at all if you didn't drink. You're already guilty, sweetie.
♀: Ah...ummmmm...
♆: So how about you just give in and drink.
♀: Well...I...
♆: Besides, Jupiter thinks this is going to kill us so please prove it won't. This is an important service you are doing.
♀: Um. No promises...that I will live...
♆: I won't let you if you don't. Cheers.



♆: Ugh. Come. On. Can't you. At Least. Eugh. Put on a good face. BluGH.



♀: I feel like my stomach is trying to punch me in the face.
♆: Be tougher please.
♀: NO!
♀: I REFUSE utterly.
♆: HAHA WHAT are you drunk.
♀: Lies.
♆: Venus you are absolutely tee-totally drunk. This is historic.
♀: I'm not at ALL. I'll take another shot and prove it. Somehow.
♆: You are completely on.



♆: I feel nothing. I'm a wall.
♆: *cough cough cough*
♀: How does anyone live long enough to get used to THIS.
♀: It's CRAZY????
♆: I can't believe you at all, you were so scandalized a minute ago, and yet, you are literally the drunkest person in the whole universe right now.
♀: You're a jerk Neptune! YOU know what your problem is?????
♆: HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME? Oh PLEASE do Venus, I'm SO ready.
♀: Your problem is that you hate yourself!!!
♆: HAHA duh Venus, everyone feels like that, you're going to have to do WAY BETTER.
♀: No true uhhhhhh...it was something about how...like you treat hating yourself like a competition...
♀: I totally had it.
♆: Sure you did hun. Drink up.



♀: I think I'm warming up to it?
♀: HAHA I'M LYING, it feels like death.
♀: But like, nice and sugary.
♀: I don't care about anything and it's so great!
♆: You know what YOUR problem is?



[Silence.]

♆: That you *cough cough*
♆: You *cough cough cough* oh god
♆: Help *cough* I can't *cough*

[MUSIC: Three Eves]

♀: Oh no, oh no no, what—
♆: *cough*
♆: Bath
♆: *cough*
♆: room
♆: I'm gonna throw—
♀: I got you I promise! Jupiter come help—







[SFX: Music stops. Only the crickets are heard outside the bathroom.]

♆: This is so awful help me why won't it stop.
♀: It'll be okay, I don't think we drank that much.
♆: It's not the—
♆: Oh god.
♆: Hurk—
♀: Oh no.
♆: Go away Venus GO AWAY.
♀: No you have to—
♀: Oh...Neptune...what...?



♀: Neptune...what's going on?
♆: I said it's fine.
♀: It's a lot...it's a lot worse than you said...

[MUSIC: God Is Already Warning Us]

♆: It's still fine. I promise. I swear.
♆: Venus I promise I am not lying about this one. I promise.
♆: It'll be better tomorrow. Okay? We just have to get through it.
♆: Please. Just...don't tell Jupiter.
♀: Okay.
♀: I won't tell her.
♆: Thank you.
♆: I'm sorry.
♀: It's okay.



♆: Venus, your problem is that you are very nice.
♆: But you want something.
♆: And you think being nice is going to give it to you.
♆: But it never will.
♆: And until you figure out what it is you want.
♆: Every kindness of yours will be full of that want.
♆: Like mine is.
♀: ...
♀: ...



♀: You think being mean is more honest.
♀: But you're just as bad as Jupiter.
♀: And me.





♀: I hope no one finds out.
♆: Me neither.

Flac fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Mar 17, 2016

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
Am I missing something from this scene? I can't tell what Neptune doesn't want Jupiter to know about.

Kaja Rainbow
Oct 17, 2012

~Adorable horror~

thechosenone posted:

Am I missing something from this scene? I can't tell what Neptune doesn't want Jupiter to know about.

The whole puking thing.

Flac
Sep 6, 2010

supposedly it frees you from anxiety and nihilism
Yeah you're not meant know exactly what it is Venus is talking about when he says its worse than he thought. Neptune's coughing and heaving is what we've got to go on and that's it.

I was a little glad to be busier than usual cause I was secretly hoping jup+nep would have time to end the streak, but guess not :( it doesnt matter at all though

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
rip neptune

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
So when we reach the end, are we gonna go through again?

Keldulas
Mar 18, 2009
Have to say the writing has definitely grown on me. The initial impression was pretty bad with the rampant head-bouncing, but the writer seems to have scaled back on that thankfully. I do like how the choices are written, it feels like an actually natural transition going into one.

Flac
Sep 6, 2010

supposedly it frees you from anxiety and nihilism

thechosenone posted:

So when we reach the end, are we gonna go through again?

Yep!! The second playthrough will show every opposite choice, except when 10 PM's comin round the corner, for that I'll open up voting on the two choices we got left

Flac
Sep 6, 2010

supposedly it frees you from anxiety and nihilism


[MUSIC: Greenhouse]



♀: You're sure you're okay Neptune?
♆: gently caress off please we're finishing this god drat bottle and nothing will stop me.
♃: Am I drunk? Am I still drunk? This is hard. I don't get it.
♀: How are you supposed to tell?
♆: This bottle is almost empty and you two are babies and that is a 100% objective measurement.
♆: We are.
♆: That thing.
♀: Drunk!



♀: Wait stop immediately and say that again.
♆: Uhhhhh I mean...Venus is drunk and also hearing things.
♀: I totally wanted Hufflepuff but the quiz put me in Slytherin.
♆: Are you serious. Same.
♀: Oh my god really? But wait I see it. You're just like what's her name...you know...Nymphomania something? The one with the Cool Hair and Intense Expression and the Kind of Gay.
♆: Exactly, wait—
♃: It was Nymphadora.
♆: Oh my god she hates that she goes by her LAST NAME and how the hell are you STILL sober enough to be able to pronounce and remember it?
♃: I'm not drunk.





♆: *whisper*
♀: I don't know—



♀: Okay. Um. Sorry, Jupiter, but Neptune says I'm supposed to hold you down until you drink—



♃: What boo ruined you both are no fun.



♀: Oh my god.
♆: Are you drunk. Is it finally possible.
♃: Ugh. I neeeeeeeeed a seconddddddd.
♆: We did it Venus. Thank you for your support.
♀: That's the power of teamwork and good finding.
♆: 10 billion points to us.



♆: What ARE we playing next.
♀: What a good question!
♃: We already did truth or dare I guess but there's probably something more awful and worse right?
♀: Oh like seven minutes in heaven?

A great example of how uncool I have been my whole life: I have never heard of seven minutes in heaven until I played a video game, of all things, that mentions it.

♆: Oh my god perfect. That is the worst, dumbest idea. Yes.
♀: N-no wait that's not—
♃: I will win.
♀: You can't win it though—
♆: Ahahaha god LET'S.
♀: B-bravery is for that other house...





♀ + ♃ / ♃ + ♆

Who should lose against Jupiter in a nice game of Sharing A Tight And Dark Space? It's gonna be either Venus and Jupiter or Jupiter and Neptune.

Flac fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Feb 19, 2016

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
Jupiter and Neptune, obviously. Anyone else is just being Willfully Dense (TM).

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

thechosenone posted:

Jupiter and Neptune, obviously. Anyone else is just being Willfully Dense (TM).

I'll be as willfully dense as I like, thank you. :colbert:

Venus & Jupiter

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014
♃ + ♆ for my favorite non-ending scene in the game

ArchetypeBlue
Jul 9, 2012

ASSHOLE.
Gotta go with ♃ + ♆ for this part. Absolutely.

Ijuuin Enzan
Oct 28, 2006
More fun than dryer lint.
Jupiter will win and she will do so with Neptune

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
Neptune. No purpling!

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.
♃ + ♆

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Jupiter and Neptune.

Jupiter and Neptune.

JUPITER AND NEPTUNE.


This is the best non-ending scene in the game and also the crucial setup for what's gonna happen next and we are going to watch it together you fuckers aren't going to take this from me.

Jupiter. And. Neptune.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I don't know what's coming next, but if we're going to do multiple playthroughs, it might be better to leave the explanation for later. So I'm voting Venus and Neptune.

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