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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

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I really wish i could asdd the serious and unfunny icons as well but, basically I don't know why, happens a lot if I go commando but I'm wearing things today and my long coat hides my semi but I'm not thinking of anything or looking at that dumb gay deadpool movie ad on buses for example or anything either it just springs up, I hate it stupid rock hard dick. Any advice helpful tia

PS its happening as I walk down the street

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

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Universe Master posted:

Stop thinking about hot guys, OP.

Any realistic advice please in the future, thanks

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

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I just got a work boner.. Also I'm like 30 so is it some sort of mid life boner crisis helps


A misanthrope posted:

drunk & ugly! how ya been, buddy

Hello friend. I'm getting random rock hard boners unfortunately

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 23, 2016

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

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This song kind of sums up where I feel I'm at emotionally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU If you listen to it and thnk of me and my erection you might feel like I do

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

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OK so just an update I think I had an "nocturnal emission" I was dreaming about realistic sex with a Chinese woman..I was watching a documentary on the Chinese economy previously ( I do not have an Asian fetish) so that could have been a factor. Please advise

Hell Yeah posted:

op is very attracted to ryan reynolds so much so that he gets a boner from looking at his stunt double
This is not happening and probably it really is r.r. .


Baxter posted:

your inevitable type II diabetes will put an end to that, so cheer up

From alcohol or being a goon for 16 years?

I just want to take this moment to thank everyone, your support with my boner is invaluable

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

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Is it? I just see it on buses and I've been curious. But not boner serious


PS you had me at your cop thread

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

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Can we all eulogize a misanthrope here

I feel like I just spoke to him and he's driven his Ferrari into a tree
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He was a high flier. I Bet he was hot IRL., like me

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Feb 11, 2016

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