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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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As a follow up, did he infact deliver to ya as well? It's been more than a decade and I'm still waiting for whatever it was X was sending and I've about had it with waiting and asking myself so many questions. Like what was it X wanted me to have? Why does it take this long? etc.

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Yeah man, you didn't get yours?!? Oh dude. . .

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

he gave me a novelty tie for christmas once, but i don't know if it counts (the tie had taz from looney tunes on it)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah man, you didn't get yours?!? Oh dude. . .

Was it a dog? Is that why I heard so much barking?

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Booblord Zagats posted:

Was it a dog? Is that why I heard so much barking?

Close...it was insider odds on dog FIGHTS.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah man, you didn't get yours?!? Oh dude. . .

heh no i got it don't worry why don't u tell everyone else for their sake what we both got

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Close...it was insider odds on dog FIGHTS.

X seems like the kinda guy who's always looking out for his buddies, albeit in ways that might hurt more than they help

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Booblord Zagats posted:

X seems like the kinda guy who's always looking out for his buddies, albeit in ways that might hurt more than they help

He also gave me a 4 wheeler so I can Ryde 4 Lyfe

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I'm starting to think X just gives people poo poo instead of going to goodwill/the dump/having a yard sale

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm starting to think X just gives people poo poo instead of going to goodwill/the dump/having a yard sale

Oh man can you imagine if DMX had a yard sale?

"How much for this Cradle to the Grave poster signed by Jet Li?"

"ARRRF ARRF that's fifty dollars SON RUFFF"

"I'll give you 30"

"RUFFFFRUFFF AIGHT"

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

x forgot to give me mine :( I wrote to him to tell him he forgot but the letter came back, "no longer at this address, motherfucker". It was in X's handwriting. I think he's avoiding me.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
yes, per the terms of our contract, i received mr. x's right hand after he failed to kill that kid sean he used to be with in 89

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
no I had to get it on my own

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

WHAT WHAT

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
X gave me the gift of self love and happiness. X, the man with the X-ray eyes, is a lovely man.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Y'all gon' make me reduce my price
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me be all nice
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL
Up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me sell my tools
Up in here, up in here

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
No, but I wish he did.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


he hasn't yet, but apparently he's gonna

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Sound posted:

he hasn't yet, but apparently he's gonna

X says a lot of things....

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Give Pat a Job posted:

X says a lot of things....

are you implying that he's NOT gonna give it to me? I need more info because he is very insistent that he is, in fact, gonna give it to me

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mr X and I only speak through our lawyers these days. He wants me to give it back. It was a gift, X.

loquacius fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jan 22, 2016

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
save as .dmx lives on

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Am I just too old now ? I always assumed that song was by Xzibit There is even some meme of Xzibit that says "Gon Give it to ya"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

please respect dmx in gbs.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
X gives it to me every night, whether I want it or not :smith:

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i heard a "knock knock" so i opened up the door and lo and behold, turns out it's real.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hell Yeah posted:

please respect dmx in gbs.

:woof:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real!

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Dr Cheeto posted:

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real!

Open up the door, it's real who?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Jukeboxblues posted:

Open up the door, it's real who?

You think it's a game? You think it's a fuckin' GAME?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
X gave it to me once. He was performing at a concert. He gave it to a lot of people, good and hard. Big crowd there. Only thing was I didn't feel very special because he was givin it to so many people. :smith:

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Dr Cheeto posted:

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real!

Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel!

(he delivered and assembled a squat rack for $400)

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

You think it's a game? You think it's a fuckin' GAME?

No, I do not.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Booblord Zagats posted:

Was it a dog? Is that why I heard so much barking?

the dog is actually a metaphor for self-actualization

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Fabricated posted:

no I had to get it on my own

This is what I fear my path shall soon be. I'm going to be forced to break bread with my enemies

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Y'all gon' make me reduce my price
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me be all nice
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL
Up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me sell my tools
Up in here, up in here


This is delightful and I like your posts

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
he was gonna, but he couldn't find where the hood was at. :(

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Airborne Viking posted:

he was gonna, but he couldn't find where the hood was at. :(

The better joke would have been "He was gonna, but then he had to find out where his dogs were at, as Kanye left the gate open again"

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
he did give us a hilarious meltdown of his personal life

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Exene was a bit too chunky for my taste.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
If I gotsta bring it to you shoppers then it's gonna be quick, aight
All you who neva been to a yard sale before, take your pick
And all them antiquin cats you run with, get done with, done quick
How the gently caress you gonna lowball me on bum poo poo? Aight
There go the register click, nine percent off all this poo poo
Come over and see some VHS poo poo, it's goin to the first bid
Y'all shoppers remind me of a Sam's club, cause everytime
You buy some furniture, it's like (what) I just gotta borrow my brother's truck

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