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Nothin unusual, just not working like intended. guess I'm old now, how's goes your morning BM GBS?
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:04 |
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Pretty decent loaf, but I didn't feel the need to make a thread about it. Thanks for taking the initiative and allowing me to report on a satisfying BM.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:06 |
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I managed to poop inside my gf's pants!! Never even woke up
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:08 |
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I start every day with a serving of PostŪ Grape-NutsŪ and a mug of coffee. Plenty of protein, lots of fiber, and some caffeine to give me the focus I need to push out those hard loafs. Looking forward to future updates from you, OP, I hope you can get things moving haha
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:08 |
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im an alcoholic. you dont want to know what my poos are like
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:08 |
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Punch your butt 100 times so it knows who's boss.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:10 |
you can borrow some of mine if you need too OP
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:10 |
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im rocking type 2-3 these days
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:11 |
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The Goatfather posted:
i'm a violent type 7
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:21 |
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type 8 is cute what is her name
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:23 |
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I powered up Goku style and poo poo so good. I never understood why a gay guy would want a dick in his butt until this poop because I assume it is exactly the same euphoric feeling.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:25 |
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idk you did make this thread which is like a poop
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:28 |
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No blood this week. Doing great.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:57 |
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wait a sec - everybody poops?!?
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:59 |
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cigarette or vape + coffee. you'll fire it right out. chug water for a healthy alternative. it works too.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:00 |
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type 1 everyday and its all my fault that my rear end in a top hat is in tatters. i don't have the heart to tell me doc that i think i herniated a disc from pushing it too hard for too long.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:01 |
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Drinking coffee to clear out my pipes; you can read all about it in my thread
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:02 |
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Love to poop.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:09 |
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I don't poop in the morning. I'm a dual afternoon/evening pooper. Sup.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:09 |
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Mozi posted:wait a sec - everybody poops?!? everybody poooooops.... sometimes
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:15 |
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thats ok man just give it another shot tomorrow
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:18 |
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Type 1 is the quintessential opiate shits. Ask TCC about it, they know.
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:20 |
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Luvcow posted:everybody poooooops.... sometimes so hold on
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:33 |
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final2percent posted:so hold on *michael stipe gets out of his car and looks mournfully towards the sky as he squats in the middle of the road and poops, poops come out in various numbers of the stool scale that correspond with notes from the song*
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# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:35 |
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 08:38 |
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I was in the hospital with an impaction. My tip let the filipino nurse stick their finger in your butt to break it up and push it out, it take like 15 minutes. If they give you the suppository its gonna take hours and you will feel sick. I mean it was like giving birth you push and push and nothing but then it moves alittle. I was like on my side in the bed and it felt like I was passing a baseball.
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 10:03 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Punch your butt 100 times so it knows who's boss.
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 10:17 |
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The Rage posted:Nothin unusual, just not working like intended. guess I'm old now, how's goes your morning BM GBS? I realized that if you lean forward and down on an angle like /_ you poop easier and havent had issues in a while.
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 10:19 |
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drink coffee
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 10:22 |
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Asclepius Hot Rod posted:Type 1 is the quintessential opiate shits. Ask TCC about it, they know. when i was on dope i was so loving happy if i could even achieve a type 1. like i took a poo poo once every 10-14 days and it was an excruciating 45 minute long process
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 10:28 |
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im actually phoneposting while im taking a poo poo this very moment and i would say it's like a 3.5
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 10:31 |
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op eat moar fiber. Trust me i know this poo poo about poo poo I'm getting old and learning how lacking fiber in your diet makes pooping a little harder. eat a decent amount of fiber every day
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# ? Jan 23, 2016 11:34 |
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The Goatfather posted:
Happy #Snowzilla east coast posters! Today I am a Type 6
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