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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Nothin unusual, just not working like intended. guess I'm old now, how's goes your morning BM GBS?

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Pretty decent loaf, but I didn't feel the need to make a thread about it. Thanks for taking the initiative and allowing me to report on a satisfying BM.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I managed to poop inside my gf's pants!! Never even woke up

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

I start every day with a serving of PostŪ Grape-NutsŪ and a mug of coffee. Plenty of protein, lots of fiber, and some caffeine to give me the focus I need to push out those hard loafs.

Looking forward to future updates from you, OP, I hope you can get things moving haha

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
im an alcoholic. you dont want to know what my poos are like :shrek:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Punch your butt 100 times so it knows who's boss.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

you can borrow some of mine if you need too OP

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004





im rocking type 2-3 these days

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Goatfather posted:



im rocking type 2-3 these days



i'm a violent type 7

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006


type 8 is cute what is her name

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I powered up Goku style and poo poo so good. I never understood why a gay guy would want a dick in his butt until this poop because I assume it is exactly the same euphoric feeling.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
idk you did make this thread

which is like a poop

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
No blood this week. Doing great.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
wait a sec - everybody poops?!?

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
cigarette or vape + coffee.

you'll fire it right out.

chug water for a healthy alternative. it works too.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
type 1 everyday and its all my fault that my rear end in a top hat is in tatters. i don't have the heart to tell me doc that i think i herniated a disc from pushing it too hard for too long.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Drinking coffee to clear out my pipes; you can read all about it in my thread

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Love to poop.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I don't poop in the morning. I'm a dual afternoon/evening pooper.

Sup.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Mozi posted:

wait a sec - everybody poops?!?

everybody poooooops.... sometimes

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

thats ok man just give it another shot tomorrow

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
Type 1 is the quintessential opiate shits. Ask TCC about it, they know.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Luvcow posted:

everybody poooooops.... sometimes

so hold on :c00lbutt:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

*michael stipe gets out of his car and looks mournfully towards the sky as he squats in the middle of the road and poops, poops come out in various numbers of the stool scale that correspond with notes from the song*

for fucks sake dan
Nov 30, 2015

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I was in the hospital with an impaction.

My tip let the filipino nurse stick their finger in your butt to break it up and push it out, it take like 15 minutes.

If they give you the suppository its gonna take hours and you will feel sick.

I mean it was like giving birth you push and push and nothing but then it moves alittle. I was like on my side in the bed and it felt like I was passing a baseball.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Zeroisanumber posted:

Punch your butt 100 times so it knows who's boss.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

The Rage posted:

Nothin unusual, just not working like intended. guess I'm old now, how's goes your morning BM GBS?

I realized that if you lean forward and down on an angle like /_ you poop easier and havent had issues in a while.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
drink coffee

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Asclepius Hot Rod posted:

Type 1 is the quintessential opiate shits. Ask TCC about it, they know.

when i was on dope i was so loving happy if i could even achieve a type 1. like i took a poo poo once every 10-14 days and it was an excruciating 45 minute long process

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im actually phoneposting while im taking a poo poo this very moment and i would say it's like a 3.5

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

op eat moar fiber. Trust me i know this poo poo

about poo poo

I'm getting old and learning how lacking fiber in your diet makes pooping a little harder. eat a decent amount of fiber every day

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The Goatfather posted:



im rocking type 2-3 these days



Happy #Snowzilla east coast posters!

Today I am a Type 6

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