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fingerbang that little turd.
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Rivethead posted:fingerbang that little turd. It is too small to finger bang. I already tried. 
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Jukeboxblues posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cTvSeEABg good luck with that tiny invisible cockatrice thats loose in your house now 
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Luvcow posted:good luck with that tiny invisible cockatrice thats loose in your house now I just hope it pays its share of the rent and doesnt try to gut me in my sleep.
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Jan 22, 2016 21:38
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Stick your dick in it. You won't even have to drill that big of a hole to do it either.
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Jan 22, 2016 21:43
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You should have just made the world's tiniest Denver omelet.
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Jan 22, 2016 21:53
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Op eat the egg.!! (Lol get it like smash mouth eat the egg haha!)
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Jan 22, 2016 21:55
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Nooner posted:Op eat the egg.!! lol haha I get it
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quote:It has the reputed ability to kill people by either looking at them—"the death-darting eye of Cockatrice"—touching them, or sometimes breathing on them. looks like you might want to get a weasel
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Jan 22, 2016 22:40
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Nooner posted:Op eat the egg.!!
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Jan 22, 2016 22:41
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a smaller egg
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Jukeboxblues posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cTvSeEABg
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Luvcow posted:looks like you might want to get a weasel pretty sure that the weasel thing is only for europe. cockatrices are pretty low on the food chain in australia.
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Jan 22, 2016 22:53
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There's probably a venomous marsupial weasel
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the real question is this, are those some good drugs you got there?
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Don't crack it. It's probably rotten and will make you barf if you smell it's insides
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symbolic posted:nice flannel, Kurt Cobain Thanks
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Luvcow posted:looks like you might want to get a weasel Hmmm, not really practical for me atm. Maybe I could wear a mirror suit or even just mirrored aviators.
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Jukeboxblues posted:Hmmm, not really practical for me atm. Maybe I could wear a mirror suit or even just mirrored aviators. dude mirrors can kill them, thats your new roommate also this: Serious Frolicking posted:pretty sure that the weasel thing is only for europe. cockatrices are pretty low on the food chain in australia. naem posted:There's probably a venomous marsupial weasel is this true?
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Luvcow posted:dude mirrors can kill them, thats your new roommate Yes. It is called a platypus.
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Why isn't your microwave on all the time?
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OctoberBlues posted:Why isn't your microwave on all the time? It was to parody yt how to guides. A lot of the time they go to do stuff and realize they don't have it plugged in or turned on.
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Nooner posted:Op eat the egg.!! what about getting guy fieri to smash the egg with his mouth
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Jukeboxblues posted:It was to parody yt how to guides. A lot of the time they go to do stuff and realize they don't have it plugged in or turned on. Oh! Ha Ha
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Is it tradition in England to lay an egg upon leaving an apartment ("flat")?
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ShaqDiesel posted:Is it tradition in England to lay an egg upon leaving an apartment ("flat")? Only if you leave before your lease is over.
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I hope the rent isn't in a smaller egg you have yet to find.
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you have to hatch it under a serpent to get an cockatrice. for real do people not know this?
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Jukeboxblues posted:One of my room mates moved out recently, so I cleaned out her side of the fridge. Hidden begind a jar of olives was this tiny egg. I thought it was an avocado seed at first but on further inspection learned it was an egg of some kind. I assume it is a chicken egg that has somehow shrunk here is a pic for scale. did anyone say make a tiny omelette yet?
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if you live in the AU its prolly some deadly snake or spider egg.
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katlington posted:you have to hatch it under a serpent to get an cockatrice. for real do people not know this? Google said a microwave is a valid substitute.
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