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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

PBS Newshour posted:

when you think about it, is coloring books any different than customizing your skyrim character... think not

I cant give my adult coloring book big ol hooters though...

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nooner posted:

I cant give my adult coloring book big ol hooters though...

you can but you gotta color outside the lines

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

also,

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

its always disappointed me that this emot isnt animated

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

wtf is going on in this photo? is that a t-shirt? a werid birthmark? is that just one big titty in the middle of her chest?

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Humboldt Squid posted:

These have been around for like 30 years. When my wife worked at a nursing home they would hand them out to the residents there. The main audience seems to be stressed out moms rather than neckbeards or whatever.

Theres even coloring textbooks like "the botany/marine biology/etc coloring book" that are actually p.nice for more visually oriented people.

Yeah, that's what I imaged the target audience would be. Old people do things like jigsaw puzzles and crossword puzzles all the time. Colouring isn't really very different and can be very relaxing.

I say this as someone who sometimes gets paid to colour things.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

a starwar betamax posted:

I just heard about adult coloring books and im dying. Im actually dying. I asked the doctors to go ahead and pull the plugs... take me off life support. its not worth it anymore. It's over.



So as I take my last few ragged breaths I guess I'll try to find some pictures of GROWN ADULT PEOPLE coloring....in coloring books....what the. I'm hoping I find one where there is a table full of adults sitting around and their all coloring together and they have their tongues sticking out as they concentrate like a bunch of toddlers.









OH GOOD! GREAT! Theres an adult coloring book APP! For your iphone 6! Now you can color on the go! Smear your big fat soft sausage finger all over your stupid toy like a drooling baby finger painting with his own diaper doodoo.



And..and and I guess this is an adult coloring book PODCAST?? OR radio show?? WHo knows anymore nothing iis sacred.

Thanks discount Maddox

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


When I was in high school there was a guy who brought one of those thousand page coloring books to class everyday. People would borrow it and color in it. It's pretty relaxing really.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

it's super loving relaxing. my wife has a bunch of them that she uses to chill out and occasionally i'll do one and we'll just quietly and calmly color poo poo and feel less stressed

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Tuxedo Gin posted:

it's super loving relaxing. my wife has a bunch of them that she uses to chill out and occasionally i'll do one and we'll just quietly and calmly color poo poo and feel less stressed
you could just do sex

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Mariana Horchata posted:

Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?

I don't get it, please explain

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
why are they coloring. OP?

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


My mom got me one for xmas and it's all butterflies. She got me a huge pack of colored pencils, also. It's rad as gently caress to bring to work because i work graveyard shift and anything to distract me from how much I hate my awful existence is ok w/ me. I am 30 yo and I like coloring butterflies so suck a fat dick and go to hell :tutbutt:

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
The pit stains are a great touch.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

honestly its kind of sad how this used to be something people complained about and now its all either poo poo jobs or else super rich people in good jobs who pretty much wear whatever teh hell they like

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

you could just do sex

He can't get it up, too stressed. Also his wife runs out of dark brown suspiciously often.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
what the

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Shove that stress down until you get high blood pressure and slowly become Bill Burr. That's what real men do.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Relaxation techniques are for queers!!!!!!!

Merdifex
May 13, 2015

by Shine
http://www.amazon.com/Gangsta-Coloring-Book-Anthony-Morano/dp/0867196041

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

A misanthrope posted:

what if coloring occult symbols is a part of the summoning ritual? you gonna try drawing Thoth into the flesh realm without crayons made from the fat of unbaptized children? WELL ARE YOU, OP??

I think you and I are onto something.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Jukeboxblues posted:

Relaxation techniques are for queers!!!!!!!

I mean, yeah

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
hey dummies I got a relaxation technique it's called going to sleep

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Microwaves Mom posted:

I think you and I are onto something.

ESOTERIC HIGH FIVE!!!!

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

symbolic posted:

they've actually been around since the 60s. the pages i've been posting are from the Executive Coloring Book from 1961.



sweet ad for chinese dick pills

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:



a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
do it to it:

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I don't really have a problem with the concept of adult coloring books, but I don't understand why a grown rear end person wouldn't attempt to develop actual artistic skills.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

i like these ones :)

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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Yeah, this is stupid.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jukeboxblues posted:

Relaxation techniques are for queers!!!!!!!

um excuse me???

video games????

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




ya ya we've seen the balck twitter jokes already

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

um excuse me???

video games????

lol just lol if you play video games to relax. You are suppose to play them to get in the top 1%of players to prove your masculinity.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Try these good constructive activities you can do as an ADULT to get relaxed rather than coloring in a dora the explorer activity pack or riding in a little red wagon for grown ups:


[*] busting out some push ups[*]
[*] " " " chin " [*]
[*] punching a punching bag[*]
[*] watching your favorite documentary on the drug violence in mexico[*]
[*] going for a run[*]
[*]getting in a bar fight[*]
[*]punching your boss in the face and screaming "i quit"[*]
[*]reading some calvin and hobbes[*]
[*]putting off spending time with your kids[*]
[*]working on your car[*]
[*]getting your pilots license instead of spending time with your kids[*]
[*]seperating from your wife so you have more time to yourself[*]
[*]losing your family in a tragic car accident[*]
[*]Playing tertris[*]
[*]getting back to lifting weights, getting huge jacked[*]
[*] learning to cook[*]

Fluo
May 25, 2007


Same

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

a starwar betamax posted:

Try these good constructive activities you can do as an ADULT to get relaxed rather than coloring in a dora the explorer activity pack or riding in a little red wagon for grown ups:


[*] busting out some push ups[*]
[*] " " " chin " [*]
[*] punching a punching bag[*]
[*] watching your favorite documentary on the drug violence in mexico[*]
[*] going for a run[*]
[*]getting in a bar fight[*]
[*]punching your boss in the face and screaming "i quit"[*]
[*]reading some calvin and hobbes[*]
[*]putting off spending time with your kids[*]
[*]working on your car[*]
[*]getting your pilots license instead of spending time with your kids[*]
[*]seperating from your wife so you have more time to yourself[*]
[*]losing your family in a tragic car accident[*]
[*]Playing tertris[*]
[*]getting back to lifting weights, getting huge jacked[*]
[*] learning to cook[*]


betamax i think you are taking this too far this time!

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I really need to see a photograph of an adult cloring in a color book with his tongue sticking out I need this

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