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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
hi, welcome to the kissing booth, you get to kiss one of the following newspaper comic characters at the booth, please describe the kiss or draw a picture of it when you post.

beetle bailey
cathy
dick tracey
hagar the horrible
garfield
odie
the characters from pearl from swine - its a package deal but you have to kiss all of them you can't skip one
diblert
dogbert
gary larson
hobbes

Snooze Cruise fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jan 23, 2016

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i would kiss garfield, but i would hide a hairball in my mouth before i do it and then stick it in his when we kiss

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Your dumb

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
please don't make fun of me

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
also its you're

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I'd kiss Dilbert, and steal his ID card so he can't get into work.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I would start to kiss dick tracey but it turns out he is actually a snake man and he unhinges his jaw and eats me and I am so warm inside his tummy

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
No Cathy, voted 2

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Reading is hard . . .

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
its ok, so how would you kiss cathy?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

PBS Newshour posted:

its ok, so how would you kiss cathy?

I'd ack her world!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'd ack her world!

*judges glance thoughtfully at each other and murmur*

for fucks sake dan
Nov 30, 2015

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Wheres marmaduke? You piece of poo poo

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
mary worth, she a silver fox

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules
the cow from the cow tools comic

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i would kiss gary larson, because it has probably never happened to him before

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Serious Frolicking posted:

i would kiss gary larson, because it has probably never happened to him before

probably not even his mom would kiss him. They made him dress up as a black ghost and go outside at midnight during halloween

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

probably not even his mom would kiss him. They made him dress up as a black ghost and go outside at midnight during halloween

actually i got gary larson mixed up with the dilbert guy. gary larson is funny and cool, so i bet he gets lots of kisses even though he is old as gently caress now.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
based on his extremely good cartoon skills i picture gary larson as a tall, dark hunky man. pls do not ruin this fantasy for me

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

based on his extremely good cartoon skills i picture gary larson as a tall, dark hunky man. pls do not ruin this fantasy for me

i wasnt sure if he was still alive so i googled him just now. i will say nothing more, to keep the magic alive.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i want to be held in mark trail's strong arms

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Serious Frolicking posted:

i wasnt sure if he was still alive so i googled him just now. i will say nothing more, to keep the magic alive.

thnk you for your sensitivity in this matter

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

A misanthrope posted:

thnk you for your sensitivity in this matter

i googled him too. he's very, uh, tall dark and handsome

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

the great deceiver posted:

i googled him too. he's very, uh, tall dark and handsome

and i bet he has a great head of flowing hair. a real lion's mane.

hoo boy it is gettin hot in here

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

PBS Newshour posted:

also its you're

I know idiot now your really dumb in my eyes for falling for that Troll!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
what the gently caress doublepost

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Serious Frolicking posted:

actually i got gary larson mixed up with the dilbert guy. gary larson is funny and cool, so i bet he gets lots of kisses even though he is old as gently caress now.

thats unfortunate but my story about him being the black ghost is all true i read it in one of his books. The farside is pretty good.

Also dilbert got kisses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Anderron Shi posted:

I know idiot now your really dumb in my eyes for falling for that Troll!

god drat you good!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

PBS Newshour posted:

god drat you good!

:jiggled:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

hagar the horrible takes me in a powerful embrace and kisses me roughly, his beard enveloping my face. he smells of grog and seawater and i feel myself stiffen against his enormous girth

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I attempt to take Odie's famed tongue into my mouth, but it is quite simply too large and he ends up just slobbering all over my entire upper body. It looks a lot like this



except my mouth is wide open and my eyes clearly show the simple euphoria I am feeling at this moment in time

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
can i kiss Walker*




*the ghost who kisses

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

loquacius posted:

I attempt to take Odie's famed tongue into my mouth, but it is quite simply too large and he ends up just slobbering all over my entire upper body. It looks a lot like this



except my mouth is wide open and my eyes clearly show the simple euphoria I am feeling at this moment in time

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

mary worth, she a silver fox

i bet drunk jill is a really good kisser

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

hmm, wouldn't kissing odie be bad cause tongue is always out of mouth and therefore always dry?

thing to think about

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

lol someone made family circus actually funny holy poo poo.

PBS Newshour posted:

hmm, wouldn't kissing odie be bad cause tongue is always out of mouth and therefore always dry?

thing to think about

He also probably eats his own poo poo and licks his balls

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Microwaves Mom posted:

He also probably eats his own poo poo and licks his balls

also he is a dog

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