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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



LungBrothers posted:

Hallelujah can't wait for a oogie boogie shaped gooness to squat over a big gore bucket and with anxiety disorder racked mumbling reveal the secrets of how to best snuff the life out of the terrified beady eyed fluff struggling in her tightly squeezed ogre paw. Eveplayer_Randy can't hit 5 hard enough because he's had horrible porn-related anhedonia for years and this is about as close as a buildup to sex as he's getting

Nobody has cared about your try hard posts for the last three pages so I thought I'd take this pity reply opportunity to tell you to shut the gently caress up

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Since you're curious, grabbing them under the chin and twisting their head up and to the side usually either pops their head clean off or snaps the neck entirely. They don't have very strong vertebrae and you can, literally, rip their head off in less time than it takes for you to get your nut off. Completely painless and instant.

please dont kill my state bird ):

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Gbs got no idea about where their food comes from

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Since you're curious, grabbing them under the chin and twisting their head up and to the side usually either pops their head clean off or snaps the neck entirely. They don't have very strong vertebrae and you can, literally, rip their head off in less time than it takes for you to get your nut off. Completely painless and instant.

:siren:

repeat

OP is loving weird

:siren:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Gbs got no idea about where their food comes from

Gbss food also has no idea where its food comes from

Makes you think

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

Gbs got no idea about where their food comes from

out of sight out of mind...

:nms: https://i.imgur.com/UIiOddy.gif :nms:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Jst0rm posted:

out of sight out of mind...

:nms: https://i.imgur.com/UIiOddy.gif :nms:

well at least they die quick??. :(

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Isaac posted:

Gbs got no idea about where their food comes from

Whole Foods. :colbert:

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My chicken nuggets are picked fresh ethically and organically from the chicken nugget tree

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

My chicken nuggets are picked fresh ethically and organically from the chicken nugget tree

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

My chicken nuggets are picked fresh ethically and organically from the chicken nugget tree

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i prefer my poultry to be shackled upside down to a conveyor belt half stunned by dunking its head in an electrocuted bath and then its throat cut and left to bleed to deaht

its much less gruesome and inhumane than the ops method

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hey look at this thread wow sure is

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum

XMNN posted:

i prefer my poultry to be shackled upside down to a conveyor belt half stunned by dunking its head in an electrocuted bath and then its throat cut and left to bleed to deaht

its much less gruesome and inhumane than the ops method

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Go to a loving farm some time goons, holy poo poo.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

thatbastardken posted:

Go to a loving farm some time goons, holy poo poo.

Why? They are dirty and full of people doing manual labor, gross.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thatbastardken posted:

Go to a loving farm some time goons, holy poo poo.

*Walk into the part of the house where it's normal to have animal poo poo all over your boots

*Have animal poo poo all over your boots

raton fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jan 31, 2016

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

*Walks into the part of the house where it's normal to have animal poo poo all over your boots

*Have animal poo poo all over my boots

Im sure i smell like animal poo poo all the time and everyone is too polite to tell me

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hello farmer sir good day to you, now which one of these cows provides the Mountain Dew

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

*Walk into the part of the house where it's normal to have animal poo poo all over your boots

*Have animal poo poo all over your boots

That's why you leave the waders outside.

I'm sorry for the lack of stream at the moment. One of the chicks has flip so he's hanging out in the incubator for the evening and he was freaking the gently caress out at the camera's reflection. He's improving, though. I'm giving him all the chance I can. He's gone from not being able to stand up this morning to being able to trundle around okay-ish. So here's hoping.

I'll band and do naming and stuff either Sunday or Monday, soon as I have time. We shoveled half a driveway full of gravel by hand so my past couple days have been a bit busy.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Im sure i smell like animal poo poo all the time and everyone is too polite to tell me

IDK maybe you were in a bar in the country and the boys were looking for someone to roll and then smelled the smell and went "Naw mate, he's wunna the good uns."

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I prefer pheasant, but im sure quail tastes great.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

IDK maybe you were in a bar in the country and the boys were looking for someone to roll and then smelled the smell and went "Naw mate, he's wunna the good uns."

A truck driver pulled up and before he climbed the ladder onto the dock (at my boot level) he said "something smells like bird poo poo"

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine

The Rage posted:

Nobody has cared about your try hard posts for the last three pages so I thought I'd take this pity reply opportunity to tell you to shut the gently caress up

lol gbs is mad at me for saying a woman pulling the heads off quails for a forum of computer programmers night be a hosed up creepo. idk man I just don't know

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine
they'll actually pay you money for doing this sort of thing/talking about it on darknet I hear gross military wife lady

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
pls don't disrespect the wives of The Troops with gross insinuations

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I dont know what backstory if any there is ti this but i dont think the OP is doing anything weird.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Isaac posted:

I dont know what backstory if any there is ti this but i dont think the OP is doing anything weird.

Killing animals for their meat when you could just use the harmless exfoliating bacon rake on them is p. weird

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



LungBrothers posted:

they'll actually pay you money for doing this sort of thing/talking about it on darknet I hear gross military wife lady

goon calling another goon a "hosed up creepo" but searches for animal murder on darknet

the abyss looked back into you goon

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

LungBrothers posted:

they'll actually pay you money for doing this sort of thing/talking about it on darknet I hear gross military wife lady

You know, I heard that too. Thankfully I've got better ways of earning money. What's it cost to watch that in seconds, anyway? I can't imagine it takes you longer than that.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol she gave a pretty brief description of killing them after you had another one fo your psychotic episodes youre the one obsessed with them dying

The Rage posted:

goon calling another goon a "hosed up creepo" but searches for animal murder on darknet

the abyss looked back into you goon
its the guy who followed psyop around posting pictures of dogs being tortured after she said she ate some dogg once i think he has more mental problems than ur average goon to say the least

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

XMNN posted:

lol she gave a pretty brief description of killing them after you had another one fo your psychotic episodes youre the one obsessed with them dying

its the guy who followed psyop around posting pictures of dogs being tortured after she said she ate some dogg once i think he has more mental problems than ur average goon to say the least

Dude thinks trolling=following people around being weird. And I mean, that's sort of a type of trolling. But there's trolling (like saying you hit stray dogs with hammers in a way that makes mensa card havers believe it) and then there's this and the more he gets weird about it the more hard and straight I'm going to stare him in the eye so he can do whatever he wants.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



can't wait to see those quail i hope one is named Douglas hi i'm douglas the quail lol kinda funny now tha ti say it aloud maybe don't name him douglas

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
name one dan pls

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
make sure its an espescially thick one

full name: danforth

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Wtf is going on itt

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Isaac posted:

Wtf is going on itt

The OP is a sick rear end in a top hat that murders adorable little animals for fun.

Triangulum
Oct 3, 2007

by Lowtax

Isaac posted:

Wtf is going on itt

bunch of babies gettin the vapors over this weird "farming" thing

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Three Olives posted:

The OP is a sick rear end in a top hat that murders adorable little animals for fun.

The murder is actually for meat, because meat is murder.

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vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
some real gbs 1.0 self awareness poo poo going on itt

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