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who do you use for food first, and why?
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what is a milk sandwhich precious
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Jan 23, 2016 16:39
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just leave and get more bitch what do you think that snow is going to kill you
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Jan 23, 2016 16:42
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my computer parts. they weren't doing much anyway.
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Jan 23, 2016 16:43
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Same, but my private parts.
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Jan 23, 2016 16:49
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egg sandwich you got eggs too right
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Jan 23, 2016 16:49
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i start sucking the closest dick what is this about snow?
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Jan 23, 2016 16:51
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Enfield posted:what is a milk sandwhich precious
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Jan 23, 2016 16:59
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i would die without 3 milk sandwiches a day
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Jan 23, 2016 17:01
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MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD
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Jan 23, 2016 17:19
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Drunkboxer posted:MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
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Jan 23, 2016 17:21
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Drunkboxer posted:MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD MILK AND BREAD yea it's hilarious how people buy things when they could be snowed in for a few days. lmao
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Jan 23, 2016 17:21
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You forgot eggs.
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Jan 23, 2016 17:21
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DarthJeebus posted:yea it's hilarious how people buy things when they could be snowed in for a few days. lmao I NEED 3 GALLONS OF SWEET LIFE GIVING MILK PER DAY, WHITE BREAD TO SOAK UP MY TEARS!
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Jan 23, 2016 17:40
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Universe Master posted:You forgot eggs. Yeah. I'm going to be stranded so let me get the things with the shortest shelf life possible. I'm a 90 year old woman in South Carolina.
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Jan 23, 2016 17:42
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Bread milk eggs and toilet paper. Preparing for the contingency of french toast and diarrhea.
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Jan 23, 2016 17:54
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i have some sourdough bread that said it was gonna expire on the 11th and its still good tho, no mold or nothing just had a slice of toast this morning
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Jan 23, 2016 17:54
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Enfield posted:what is a milk sandwhich precious main source of calcium thanks for callin in
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Jan 23, 2016 17:56
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The guy running the bodega lives three walking minutes away. he assured me last night that they'll be open today. Also I live in apartments so worst case scenario I mooch off the neighbors. How people manage to starve and die during blizzards is beyond me.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:01
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Bacon Hat posted:what do you think that snow is going to kill you Yes?
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Jan 23, 2016 18:04
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Dick sandwich
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Jan 23, 2016 18:05
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the neighbor's dog it is frozen solid in the driveway
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Jan 23, 2016 18:08
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But, But I might be slightly inconvenienced for a day or two!
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Jan 23, 2016 18:09
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Just how inedible ARE pine cones?
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Jan 23, 2016 18:11
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My own waste. My body will become a perpetual closed system.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:13
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Thunder Moose posted:Just how inedible ARE pine cones? you just gotta use some of that milk to make them into a smoothie
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Jan 23, 2016 18:16
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Break a pool cue in half, throw the splintered end between your kids and tell them loser gets eaten.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:19
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There's a hundred million tons of snow outside, eat that
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Jan 23, 2016 19:54
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myself
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Jan 23, 2016 21:51
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Milksteak and jelly beans
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Jan 23, 2016 22:25
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Gunna do what I do best... Fry up a dog! It will keep... Me warm while the snow is piled high outside.
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Jan 23, 2016 22:48
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I stagger in out of the blizzard, shivering wildly, my empty stomach tying itself in knots, my frozen breath steaming in the air. "Sorry," the man behind the counter says, "Doobie's Dogs is now closed, apparently the funeral home next door wants the property as part of their new parking lot or something, I don't know."
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Jan 23, 2016 22:59
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I fix up some Pickens County tornado hot dogs
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Jan 23, 2016 23:00
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sloppy joe time bra, didn't forget to pick up the bread and I already had the beef
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Jan 24, 2016 00:11
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If I were in this situation I would fill a 20 gallon pot with 64 packages of ramen/seasoning and 128 cups of water before the storm knocked my water out. This would give me 14 days worth of food at 1737 calories a day. It would only cost $12.80 total and it wouldn't go bad because of the salt. I may do this anyway.
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Jan 24, 2016 01:01
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Just cook some hotdogs over the flames of the burning wreckage formerly known as your life
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Jan 24, 2016 01:02
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Thunder Moose posted:who do you use for food first, and why? milk sandwiches? you listen to Jackson on MMR too?
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Jan 24, 2016 01:04
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:milk sandwiches? you listen to Jackson on MMR too?
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Jan 24, 2016 01:06
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Just drive to the store and buy some food because I'm not some dumb moron that can't drive because frozen water is on the road.
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Jan 24, 2016 01:27
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Enfield posted:what is a milk sandwhich precious You freeze the milk into patties and put it on breab
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