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Every time I shag my bird, whenever we get to the missionary portion she sticks her index finger all the way up my bum and then she wiggles it around, and she gets visibly super turned on whenever I put my finger up hers in return. And then after we've finished she makes a point of telling me I can do anything I like to her. Does she mean bum sex? I usually just say 'oh, thanks very much' when she says this but do you think she is secretly hoping I ask her about bum sex? The relationship is quite new and its going really well so I don't want to sour the mood by taking her up the bum too soon if she's not into it, but it's something I would really like to do with her. Maybe I should wait until valentines day?
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Jan 23, 2016 18:16
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She wants u to eat the booty op And you should
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Jan 23, 2016 18:18
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She's clearly into bum sex if she's dating a bum like you.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:19
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The "poo poo that never happened.txt" thread is in PYF
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Jan 23, 2016 18:19
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Oberleutnant posted:She wants u to eat the booty op I'm not at all opposed to this but could it lead to a faux pas if I'm misunderstanding the situation?
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Jan 23, 2016 18:19
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She wants you to pound that boipuss
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Jan 23, 2016 18:19
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English women need anal sex to loosen up their ovipositors for egg laying so, to answer your question, yes.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:20
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Try a second finger! 
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Jan 23, 2016 18:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Try a second finger! Well I've tried a thumb when in the doggy position and she was very into it.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:20
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Well I've tried a thumb when in the doggy position and she was very into it. Try 2 thumbs!
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Jan 23, 2016 18:22
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All birds like it in the rear end.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:24
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start with small things. a sharpie. a pen. whatever. once her sphincter gets a feel for the sensation then you can spring for dildoes and what not. eventually she'll come around to the broad end of a baseball bat, and before you know it you're both wrists in and oh poo poo, you can clap in there!
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Jan 23, 2016 18:24
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Every time I shag my bird stopped reading here and voted 1
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Jan 23, 2016 18:25
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she did tell me a story about how a guy tried to wee in her friends mouth one time and how she herself is not into 'toilet stuff' and thats what confuses me because bum sex is kind of toilet stuff in a way that would be my only apprehension
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Jan 23, 2016 18:25
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Try the gamepieces from the popular board game Battleship!
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Jan 23, 2016 18:26
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get a running start
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Jan 23, 2016 18:28
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Yes, you should masturbate in the closet while she fucks homeless bums.
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Jan 23, 2016 18:30
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Vagrants need love too so if you think she's into it, hit up your local bus stop and find the guy covered up in newspaper and ask if he'd like to stick it in your birds cloaca
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Jan 23, 2016 18:31
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well certainly don't ask her or anything
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Jan 23, 2016 18:32
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if she likes your finger she will like your dilz just hope her disappointment at your finger being bigger isn't too obvious
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Jan 23, 2016 18:34
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"Do you like anal?"
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Jan 23, 2016 18:34
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Hey I posted on the Internet about our sex stuff and they seem to think you might want me to have sex with your butt does that sound like something you might be into because if not there's a whole forum of morons who have some apologies to issue
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Jan 23, 2016 18:35
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i'm thinking maybe just slip it in and then if she's not into it i can just say 'whoopsy daisy, butterfingers' or something?
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Jan 23, 2016 18:37
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just ask him, OP
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Jan 23, 2016 18:41
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Shirley Crabtree posted:i'm thinking maybe just slip it in and then if she's not into it i can just say 'whoopsy daisy, butterfingers' or something? this is an unwise course of action
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Jan 23, 2016 18:41
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so the consensus is that whether or not she wants bum sex, i should give her the heads up at least before sticking the old gentleman tween her cheeks? that's kind of dissapointing i thought she might like the element of surprise and it would skirt around the awkward question
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Jan 23, 2016 18:48
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i think you might be underestimating how much effort it takes (on both parts) to get a dick into someone's unprepared rear end why am i seriousposting in this thread
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Jan 23, 2016 18:55
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It's not about what she wants, OP.
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Jan 23, 2016 19:00
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Alucard posted:She's clearly into bum sex if she's dating a bum like you. 
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Jan 23, 2016 19:06
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YeahTubaMike posted:i think you might be underestimating how much effort it takes (on both parts) to get a dick into someone's unprepared rear end She does have lube in the drawers by her bed.
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Jan 23, 2016 19:10
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Every time I shag my bird, whenever we get to the missionary portion she sticks her index finger all the way up my bum and then she wiggles it around, and she gets visibly super turned on whenever I put my finger up hers in return. And then after we've finished she makes a point of telling me I can do anything I like to her. Does she mean bum sex? I usually just say 'oh, thanks very much' when she says this but do you think she is secretly hoping I ask her about bum sex? The relationship is quite new and its going really well so I don't want to sour the mood by taking her up the bum too soon if she's not into it, but it's something I would really like to do with her. Maybe I should wait until valentines day? what is this young mans name?
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Jan 23, 2016 19:10
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reenact that scene from requiem for a dream and go rear end to rear end
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Jan 23, 2016 19:12
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write ur username on her back then stick the sharpie up her butt and post picture
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Jan 23, 2016 19:12
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Shirley Crabtree posted:so the consensus is that whether or not she wants bum sex, i should give her the heads up at least before sticking the old gentleman tween her cheeks? that's kind of dissapointing i thought she might like the element of surprise and it would skirt around the awkward question don't stick an old gentleman between her cheeks op, that's a bad idea
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Jan 23, 2016 19:24
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put your motherfuckin fist in there, op, hth
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Jan 23, 2016 19:27
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She wants the bum, OP. She also wants to peg you, but that cums later
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Jan 23, 2016 19:29
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cap it with surprise a2m, OP
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Jan 23, 2016 19:31
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she's usually into it when she comes over to my place, op
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Jan 23, 2016 19:32
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Next time she offers you "anything you want", pull out the lube, warm some between your hands while she watches, and say, "OK, roll over then." Be sure to have the lube ready to reach for. If she squeals and runs away you could pretend you were joking.
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Jan 23, 2016 19:36
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I hope you are married in the eyes of God. Otherwise you'll get your bum poked by pitch forks in hell.
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