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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Hmmm, someone dished to the cops about our new hideout. It was either Johnny TightLips or Jimmy the Squealer.

jimmy the woman

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
It was certainly the worst part of Shame, a non-gangster film.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

jBrereton posted:

It was certainly the worst part of Shame, a non-gangster film.

was this the story of ur life hehehehe.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

but the best part is when the protagonist goes round to his mum's house and she makes him a cup of tea and you're like aaah he's not that bad really

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lemon posted:

but the best part is when the protagonist goes round to his mum's house and she makes him a cup of tea and you're like aaah he's not that bad really

suck a lemon seeee

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

suck a lemon seeee

lol

"Hey lemon ur gay and fat see" is my fave part lol haha

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
the best part is seeing all the i-tais think they're people

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I saw one of the fast n furious movies and all of the cars block off some street for a race. Some pizza dude drives up to the blocked off street and was like WTF IS THIS?? and some jabroni rolls down his window and says heh... you gotta find another way home PIZZA MAN and the cute girl in his car starts laughing does anyone remember that?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Plucky nerdish sidekick discovers a roundabout way to get to the head gangster. . . yeah, he's as good as dead!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

I saw one of the fast n furious movies and all of the cars block off some street for a race. Some pizza dude drives up to the blocked off street and was like WTF IS THIS?? and some jabroni rolls down his window and says heh... you gotta find another way home PIZZA MAN and the cute girl in his car starts laughing does anyone remember that?

i have a prety good memory for jabronis but this on egscapes me

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i dare you to find a single flaw in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOrgDbldcA4

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The worst part of any gangster movie ever is when those fat Italian guys kill Ghost Dog's pigeons

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Wall Balls posted:

i dare you to find a single flaw in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOrgDbldcA4

Did Gary Glitter and Jimmy Savile bankroll this?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I AIN'T A RAT

(I'm a rat)

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Professor Shark posted:

IIRC in the novel everyone makes a mental note to gently caress this guy over if they can because he proposes working with the Blacks, despite saying they don't have souls

He doesn't say they lack souls he says they're animals. :colbert:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lemon posted:

Is when the protagonist takes his new girl to his club and the singer sings in their faces for a couple of minutes

That poo poo is interminable

i thought it was when he started to make crack

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
what are some derogatory terms for italians?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

what are some derogatory terms for italians?

western piss greek is a classic

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

what are some derogatory terms for italians?

Guido, ginnie, greasy, dago.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/celebrity-jeopardy/n11253

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Wop

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yeah, that too

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVa-SEYt7s

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

loving ginnies

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Professor Shark posted:

Casino is much better, and Godfather I & II are gold, even if they're conventionally the "Good Gangster Movies"

the godfather movies are the best gangster films... if you include hong kong godfather as well

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Gaunab posted:

what are some derogatory terms for italians?

Organgrinder, ginzo, zip

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Gaunab posted:

what are some derogatory terms for italians?

rital, macaroni.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

PBS Newshour posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ldoyx4qYCY

The A Better Tomorrow movies are better than the Godfather movies

loving LOL, added to my "to see list"

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Business Gorillas posted:

I saw one of the fast n furious movies and all of the cars block off some street for a race. Some pizza dude drives up to the blocked off street and was like WTF IS THIS?? and some jabroni rolls down his window and says heh... you gotta find another way home PIZZA MAN and the cute girl in his car starts laughing does anyone remember that?

Yes. Thanks for reminding me. :)

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Gindaloon is pro tier Italian slur

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
let-a me tell you about-a how-a da italian food you eat-a is-a how you say inauthentic-a
its not even-a what im-a da used to

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

gary oldmans diary posted:

let-a me tell you about-a how-a da italian food you eat-a is-a how you say inauthentic-a
its not even-a what im-a da used to

EGG NOODLES AND CATSUP!!!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Business Gorillas posted:

I saw one of the fast n furious movies and all of the cars block off some street for a race. Some pizza dude drives up to the blocked off street and was like WTF IS THIS?? and some jabroni rolls down his window and says heh... you gotta find another way home PIZZA MAN and the cute girl in his car starts laughing does anyone remember that?

That was the director of the movie making a cameo, true story.

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-rGnI9XNo

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I like when white movie nerds smugly point out that Tony Montana dies at the end of Scarface, thinking that the urbans are too stupid to know this and it's impossible to like a flawed character that meets a bad end.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Gansters are immune to cops, but they get -1 all stats when fighting Feds.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
The worst part is the beginning where the main character(s) has a "normal" job unloading boxes of rocks ir something and barely paying the rent when he sees a guy he knows drive up in a fancy car and says "woah where do u work????" and his friend says "im a mob, see. Nyahhhh"

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the worst part about gangster movies is how the italian gangsters are always the cream of the crop badass elite special forces gangsters who are extra smart and deadly, while every other criminal in existence who is not italian is an incompetent chucklefuck retard who constantly gets their poo poo pushed in by the ubermensch italians, and it's alway back in :qq: "simpler times" :qq: too (yeah before you dumb asses all got caught by the feds lol)

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Ray Liotta did a great job pretending to be coked out of his loving gourd in this movie.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Network Pesci posted:

Ray Liotta did a great job pretending to be coked out of his loving gourd in this movie.

Another great little coked out Liotta moment: When Jimmy strangles Morrie with a phone cord. It's a missable moment, but that laugh at 1:07 makes Liotta's performance and the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3BzNKQPpOQ

Fun fact: Scorsese outsourced the Morrie's Wig Shop commercial to a local New York low-budget ad company to add authenticity, and it was also the very first scene filmed.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sleeveless posted:

I like when white movie nerds smugly point out that Tony Montana dies at the end of Scarface, thinking that the urbans are too stupid to know this and it's impossible to like a flawed character that meets a bad end.

also the guys who are actually into gangster poo poo fully expect to be dead or in prison by 30. so for them dying in a blaze of glory is actually a good end

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