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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
for me it was some acid to clean a crummy old pipe that is getting a little to clogged up for my liking. i also like to buy shims, fertilizer, and wooden planks from there. my favorite home depot story is the time i rented a jack-hammer. welp, share your home depot experiences and feel free to ms paint them into a mural and hang it on your wall!

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Roach motel

Caeks
Dec 27, 2009

I bought a lawnmower box.

I said box because I had stuffed the box with power tools that I later refunded for store credit.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
A very special light bulb for growing mad weed

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Plywood for a ramp brooo

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
a bunch of buckets


because I needed buckets for my pets.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a wood

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

A girl power tool kit which I'd to say neither powered by girls nor by electricity but is pink and poo poo so I can hammer my own drat pictures up and use girl power to power my girl power toolbox from home depot

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

e like Homo depot lmao

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i hid from the police there once after a smorgasbord of box wines, so i guess u can say i was buying some time at home depot. anyway long story short i ended up in the drunk tank for a night and much to my chagrin i discovered that it was not filled with booze

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I bought some bookcases. I donated a lot of my books to the library (negating the need for bookcases), and one of the bookcases was in the box for about a year until I finally got around to putting it together.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i learnt the word chagrin from a vocabulary builder i bought when i was hiding out from the cops in home depot, for alged flashing my tits in public but i wasnt naked under my coat i was wearing a gag apron with tits and bush on the front that i had bought from home depot a few days earlier as a present to myself on valentines day

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I bought some boxes so I could move away from living near a home depot

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
10" c-clamps x2

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
The last time it was a tarp and some bungee cords. I was transporting a sofa, and my old bungees were too worn out to be considered safe for the freeway.

Before that it was flower pots to use with my thermite reaction.

Before that was black plastic bags, quicklime, and a shovel. No reason.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
5/16" inch drill bit

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
sorry i shop at menards cause they have snacks

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Xmas tree

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
a power drill to help widen my urethra for more successful reproduction

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
some supply lines for a faucet I bought a few weeks ago, almost done completely renovating my bathroom.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i learnt the word chagrin from a vocabulary builder i bought when i was hiding out from the cops in home depot, for alged flashing my tits in public but i wasnt naked under my coat i was wearing a gag apron with tits and bush on the front that i had bought from home depot a few days earlier as a present to myself on valentines day

do you remember the SKU of the vocabulary builder because i would like to learn more about "chagrin"

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Some sort of plastic sleeve that the drawer rails rest on, a gallon of the color frosted lemon behr brand paint in satin. Then a coke zero. I self checked out.

for fucks sake dan
Nov 30, 2015
ive only been in home depot once and it was to buy a gift card for home depot

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

for fucks sake dan posted:

ive only been in home depot once and it was to buy a gift card for home depot

for fucks sake, dan... ugh

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
Spider poison

social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster
I bought some #lightbulbs to help me illuminate my #brand

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
home cheapo more like it we call it that at my libertarian craftsman club

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

home cheapo more like it we call it that at my libertarian craftsman club

i would like to buy one of ur artisinal dildos *opens bitwallet*

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

social media guru posted:

I bought some #lightbulbs to help me illuminate my #brand

A fulcrum to leverage my #brand #equity

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Orkin Mang posted:

i would like to buy one of ur artisinal dildos *opens bitwallet*

the bit bank is offline so you're just gonna have to blow me joy boy

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I bought a variable temperature heat gun to vaporize weed.

baby picture
Aug 7, 2004

I wish I could press a button and a rope would instantly tie around my ankle and I would be hung out of the highest window of the highest skyscraper in the world
A tarp. I had to ask for help because I couldn't find the tarps.

They were by the paint supplies.

It was a blue tarp.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a baby picture

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Going to home depot is fun, I wish I knew how to use tools so i could buy them.

baby picture
Aug 7, 2004

I wish I could press a button and a rope would instantly tie around my ankle and I would be hung out of the highest window of the highest skyscraper in the world

Orkin Mang posted:

a baby picture

Those are by the power tools.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
some mexican construction workers

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
A government approved light bulb

Bachmann wept

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wonder if the "D" (as its known in our parts) carries a decent "fulcrum" selection? i saw the word in an earlier post but i cant put my finger on it right now. it would probably be wise to stock up on fulcrums before the oft-reported "apocalypse" :rolleyes:

wouldnt mind having a few fulcrums around for fun too :)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
boys and their toys lol :rolleyes:

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if i recall correctly it was some of their swedish meatballs

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