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so i'm at work tonight with my favorite co-worker, he's this tatted up hippy guy who is also an extremely talented chef. he runs a marijuana edible business that supplies local clubs in his offtime as well as being a talented homebrewer. he lives like 3 blocks away from me so a few days ago he invited me to come by and try some of his beer so of course i said yes. we had to postpone hanging out cuz his wife has the flu or something. anyway we were the only two left in kitchen, finishing up the orders and getting ready to break everything down for closing. i don't remember how we got on this topic, likely due to some sort of ptsd now, but he casually asked me if i had heard of some sort of japanese word thing. i said no, being the well-adjusted person who runs home to post things on gbs that i am, and he explains it to me. apparently his wife is like 4'9 and 90 lbs and owns numerous full body costumes of various anime characters, the only one i recognized being pikachu. not cosplay outfits, but like actual costumes. he told me that it was totally hot and he loved coming home to see his wife wearing nothing but these anime costumes. i casually responded "oh cool" because my brain froze and also i am a goon. now i'm still obligated to hang out with him at his apartment whenever his wife gets better. perhaops now you all see the scope of my predicament
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he wants you to join in, OP
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Jan 24, 2016 08:14
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kill your self
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Jan 24, 2016 08:14
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this is bullshit where's the Kickstarter link
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Jan 24, 2016 08:15
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drink the marrow from his bones!!
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Jan 24, 2016 08:15
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Tell him you arent into pikachu but you wouldnt mind cumming in her meowth
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Jan 24, 2016 08:17
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one time i was getting a bowlcut ironicaly and my hairdresser confessed to murdering my dentist
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Jan 24, 2016 08:17
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You're probably gonna have to gently caress his weirdo wife or things are gonna get awkward at work.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:18
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you are his substitute pikachu while his wife is sick. put on the costume, bitch.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:18
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Tell him you arent into pikachu but you wouldnt mind cumming in her meowth *nods encouragingly at unfathomably deep, foulsmelling pit*
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Jan 24, 2016 08:18
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Orkin Mang posted:*nods encouragingly at unfathomably deep, foulsmelling pit* this man has a passion for pits
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Jan 24, 2016 08:20
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There was nothing "casual" about that admittance, he'd planned each and every word meticulously over the past several months.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:21
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Serious Frolicking posted:you are his substitute pikachu while his wife is sick. put on the costume, bitch. i was afraid this was the case. replies are helping me out a lot so far with this unsettling situation
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Jan 24, 2016 08:21
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*winks and grins invitingly at foul seemingly bottomless chasm, teeming with the lamentations of the dead and the hideous drone of corpse flies*
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Jan 24, 2016 08:22
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i'm working on getting the gofundme link live so i can show up in a full charizard costume
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Jan 24, 2016 08:23
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the great deceiver posted:pika pika pi! pika chuuu~ thats all anyone can see when you try to post.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:25
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Serious Frolicking posted:thats all anyone can see when you try to post. oh god nooooooooooooo pika pIka CHhu
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Jan 24, 2016 08:26
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Yeah. You're being groomed to be a fresh gothic lolita. Start a rumor that you have AIDS.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:28
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He sounds cooler than you.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:29
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Tell him you arent into pikachu but you wouldnt mind cumming in her meowth There isn't going to be a better post than this.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:29
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alc owens heheh
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Jan 24, 2016 08:29
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Pokemon? loving poo poo taste, digimon is where its at
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Jan 24, 2016 08:32
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Tired Moritz posted:Pokemon? loving poo poo taste, digimon is where its at its all jamaican to me
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Jan 24, 2016 08:33
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Al Cowens posted:He sounds cooler than you. yeah he is. the more i think about it i really honestly do think i am being invited to some weird open-relationship anime sex thing
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Jan 24, 2016 08:34
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cool thread, you should go and bang them "gotta catch em all" right op? 
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Jan 24, 2016 08:36
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Hey OP He's getting laid and you are not
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Jan 24, 2016 08:36
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:Hey OP same 
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Jan 24, 2016 08:37
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someone please remind me of who the e/n goon who spent thousands jerking off to a blue haired cam girl who wears pikachu ears and does the voice for him on cam was, and then tell that guy about this situation and find a way to become wealthy from it as the middle man
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Jan 24, 2016 08:37
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hi everyone 
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Jan 24, 2016 08:37
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raichu was sexier
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extra stout posted:someone please remind me of who the e/n goon who spent thousands jerking off to a blue haired cam girl who wears pikachu ears and does the voice for him on cam was, and then tell that guy about this situation and find a way to become wealthy from it as the middle man this is possibly the same cam girl, though?
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Jan 24, 2016 08:40
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You should probably recognize that your work friend, like all humans, is imperfect and while he didn't need to share that stuff with you, you could just appreciate the things you like about him instead of letting this one thing drive a wedge into your life. If he keeps bringing it up, just say, "Hey man, I ain't hatin' on your steez* but that whole thing just isn't for me" and then bring up what ever subject you do feel comfortable with and move on with your hypersensitive awkward life. * or however the gently caress weed chefs in your area say things
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Jan 24, 2016 08:41
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so he's got a shitload of beer, but likes to gently caress his wife in weird costumes and poo poo, seems like one part of that is relevant to your life and the other can probably be safely ignored
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Jan 24, 2016 08:43
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I want to get laid with a sexy girl
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Jan 24, 2016 08:45
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rabble rabble posted:so he's got a shitload of beer, but likes to gently caress his wife in weird costumes and poo poo, seems like one part of that is relevant to your life and the other can probably be safely ignored how can one be safe around a galvanic attack possum
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Jan 24, 2016 08:46
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Ive had sex before but darned if i know how i made THAT happen
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Jan 24, 2016 08:48
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Isaac posted:Ive had sex before but darned if i know how i made THAT happen did you lose your costume? pity, those things are expensive.
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Jan 24, 2016 08:52
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this guy seems like he's got a pretty sweet set up, what with the eating drugs and making beer and railing his (apparently) petit wife, seems like u could learn a thing or two my friend
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Jan 24, 2016 08:53
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Checked every box except the first one, because killing is wrong. Don't kill people.
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Form a plastercast of a spoiled toilet, put it over your head, smash into their house and poo poo on the intendo box thing
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