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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

recast the big lebowski and give a short anecdote/reason why

dude -> michael fassbender
walter -> jonah hill
donny -> steve buscemi at his current age
big lebowski -> wallace shawn
bunny -> dakota fanning
maude -> mary elizabeth winstead
jesus -> oscar issac
treehorn -> robert duvall
karl hungus-> nicholas cage

the reason is that i'd like to see a movie like the big lebowski with these actors in it. but tbh idk if we'll ever get a movie like the big lebowski again, it truly is one of a kind.

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Director: Lars Von Trier

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
yeah the one goddamn movie on this gay earth that should never be recast ever

gently caress you op

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Writers: Stephanie Meyer and JK Rowling

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
produced by michael bays exploding penis

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
All of these can work.

Also The Dude is a vampire and can cast spells.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
eddie murphy in fatsuits for every character

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Can this also feature John Galts speech?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Iron Prince posted:



gently caress you op

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Fiend posted:

Can this also feature John Galts speech?

in the dream sequence where the dude is flying above la, he passes a blimp. on the side, "RON PAUL REVOLUTION"

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
dude -> William H. Macy
walter -> Peter Stormare
donny -> Steve Buscemi
big lebowski -> Harve Presnell
bunny -> Larissa Kokernot
maude -> Kristin Rudrüd
jesus -> Kurt Schweickhardt
treehorn -> Steve Reevis
karl hungus-> Bruce Bohne

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Replace all Bowling alley scenes with Kirstie Alley.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
audience -> 15 year old stoners who will quote the movie to each other for months on end and grow up never to realize the movie isnt so amazing to people who didnt do that and to whom its just a movie

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The Dude - Owen Wilson
Theodore Donald - Ben Affleck
Walter Sobchak - Seth Rogan
Maude Lebowski - Megan Fox


gently caress you OP enjoy that toxic cast.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsd6_ukFVHI

Extortionist
Aug 31, 2001

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
the dude: martin sheen
the big lebowski: marlon brando
donny: laurence fishburne
walter: dennis hopper
the jesus: robert duvall
nihilists: harrison ford, gd spradlin
bunny: cynthia wood
director: francis ford coppola

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

gary oldmans diary posted:

audience -> 15 year old stoners who will quote the movie to each other for months on end and grow up never to realize the movie isnt so amazing to people who didnt do that and to whom its just a movie

what

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
The Dude: Dolph Lundgren
Donny: Jean Claude van Damme
Walter: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jesus: Steven Seagal
Bunny: Angelina Jolie
Nihilists: Bruce Willis, Al Pacino
Maude: Ronda Rousey
The Big Lebowsk: Sylvester Stallone
Jackie Treehorn: Kurt Russel

Directed by John Woo

The Big Expendables

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Update with all female cast. Lol! Can you imagine! Ha! Whoa!

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Gilbert Gottfried as everything.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

the rug --> this thread
pissing goon #1 ---> me

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
It would work really well with the cast of Next Generation.

The Dude: Jonathan Frakes
Donny: Wil Wheaton
Walter: Michael Dorn
Big Lebowski: Patrick Stewart
Jesus: Levar Burton

The guy who plays Chief O'Brien as the Dude's landlord, Data as Big Lebowski's secretary, it writes itself. You might have to expand to other Star Treks to fill out the female roles (and get William Shatner for Jackie Treehorn) but it's basically perfect. Hell, they can do it in their starfleet outfits.

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer
donny -> channing tatum

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Ninkobei posted:

donny -> channing tatum

and danny devito as walter

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Shia LaBoeuf as The Dude.

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

gary oldmans diary posted:

audience -> 15 year old stoners who will quote the movie to each other for months on end and grow up never to realize the movie isnt so amazing to people who didnt do that and to whom its just a movie

Goons can be so dumb

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

gary oldmans diary posted:

audience -> 15 year old stoners who will quote the movie to each other for months on end and grow up never to realize the movie isnt so amazing to people who didnt do that and to whom its just a movie

that's just like...your opinion, man

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



gary oldmans diary posted:

audience -> 15 year old stoners who will quote the movie to each other for months on end and grow up never to realize the movie isnt so amazing to people who didnt do that and to whom its just a movie

Huh.





I did not know that.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Iron Prince posted:

yeah the one goddamn movie on this gay earth that should never be recast ever

gently caress you op

This

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

gary oldmans diary posted:

audience -> 15 year old stoners who will quote the movie to each other for months on end and grow up never to realize the movie isnt so amazing to people who didnt do that and to whom its just a movie

I think this guy might be really dumb. He should probably be wearing some kind of head protection at all times.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
The Dude: Adam Sandler
Donny: Rob Schneider
Walter: Kevin James
Jesus: Clifton Collins Jr.
Bunny: Emilia Clarke
Maude: Angelina Jolie
The Big Lebowsk: Eugene Levy
Jackie Treehorn: George Clooney
Karl Hungus: DJ Qualls

Fluo
May 25, 2007

yoyodyne posted:

The Dude: Adam Sandler
Donny: Rob Schneider
Walter: Kevin James
Jesus: Clifton Collins Jr.
Bunny: Emilia Clarke
Maude: Angelina Jolie
The Big Lebowsk: Eugene Levy
Jackie Treehorn: George Clooney
Karl Hungus: DJ Qualls

Wheres David Spade

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer
serious post

dude -> Chris Farley
walter -> Phillip Seymour Hoffman
donny -> Heatth Ledger
big lebowski -> Bernie Mac
bunny -> Brittney Murphy
maude -> Amy Winehouse
jesus -> Gary Coleman
treehorn -> Patrick Swayze
karl hungus-> Steve Irwin

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

Fluo posted:

Wheres David Spade

He can be Brandt.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

Ninkobei posted:

serious post

dude -> Chris Farley
walter -> Phillip Seymour Hoffman
donny -> Heatth Ledger
big lebowski -> Bernie Mac
bunny -> Brittney Murphy
maude -> Amy Winehouse
jesus -> Gary Coleman
treehorn -> Patrick Swayze
karl hungus-> Steve Irwin

Swayze is a great choice, but I think David Bowie should be Treehorn in this one.

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

Iron Prince posted:

yeah the one goddamn movie on this gay earth that should never be recast ever

gently caress you op

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

Fluo posted:

Wheres David Spade

looking for work

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Fluo posted:

Wheres David Spade

Smokey

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer

yoyodyne posted:

Swayze is a great choice, but I think David Bowie should be Treehorn in this one.

only if we're sure Bowie didn't Tupac Shakur everyone and is living it up on some island off the coast of Madagascar

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Jackie Treehorn would have to be Stephen Joffe

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