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nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
How was the blue space deva gonna give korben the stones if she wouldn't have been killed? Autowash?

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Sheep-Goats posted:

I like shorhaired foreinger girls wearing bandages

prometheus sucked

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

nextlevelstart posted:

How was the blue space deva gonna give korben the stones if she wouldn't have been killed? Autowash?

They were in her rear end.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
i have never seen this movie

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015

Applewhite posted:

They were in her rear end.

This is what I suspected. I think a scene or two of her saying "ohh, my achin' rear end." Or "no way! I have to crap!" would have helped.
But for real I just watched this and I noticed the nonsense ramps up with the action and i think that's why I like this movie.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

YeahTubaMike posted:

i have never seen this movie

Congratulations on being culturally illiterate, I guess.
As a popular Bruce Willis action film, 5E is exempt from normal rules which let people get out of watching major films because of genre. Not having seen 5E is almost as bad as never having seen Die Hard.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Another thing we have in common, Vendagoat. Sometimes I think you are my Fight Club personality who gets up and makes posts while GORDON is sleeping.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

nextlevelstart posted:

How was the blue space deva gonna give korben the stones if she wouldn't have been killed? Autowash?

multipass

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I'm the little red button on the bottom of the ZF-1.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

im the plastic target reticle with the superimposed picture of a fullsized human on it as if to indicate "do you see one of these? then fire"

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
There should have been lot more movies that use Moebius for art design.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Applewhite posted:

Congratulations on being culturally illiterate, I guess.

thank you

it seems like a fun movie, but the time to watch it has never seemed right for whatever reason

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

YeahTubaMike posted:

thank you

it seems like a fun movie, but the time to watch it has never seemed right for whatever reason

Well it's on Netflix now so you have no excuse.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Frankenstyle posted:

There should have been lot more movies that use Moebius for art design.

Oh that's right he's dead now.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Applewhite posted:

Well it's on Netflix now so you have no excuse.

watching movies by myself is weird :smith:

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Corbin m'man?

Antillie
Mar 14, 2015

So this is a thread about Boron right?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Antillie posted:

So this is a thread about Boron right?

Yeah, about how you're boron me to tears with your nerd poo poo.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

YeahTubaMike posted:

watching movies by myself is weird :smith:

True dat. That's why I spend so much of my time sitting in the dark watching the shadows dance.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's on SyFy right now, and I'm watching it, even though I could watch it just as easily without commercials I guess.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ive always considered the fifth element to be kind of the zz top of movies

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
chris tucker ruined that movie

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

City of Tampa posted:

chris tucker ruined that movie

Fight me, oval office

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Frankenstyle posted:

True dat. That's why I spend so much of my time sitting in the dark watching the shadows dance.

shadow dancer was a good movie

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Oberleutnant posted:

Fight me, oval office

dude sucks at acting

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

dad gay. so what posted:

ive always considered the fifth element to be kind of the zz top of movies

I was gonna say something sarcastic like "Wut, bearded with a silly car?", but my brain actually came out with "Cheesy but lovable" and I realized that you made a rare GBS perfect analogy.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

City of Tampa posted:

chris tucker ruined that movie

aziz ruined this loving movie by slacking off again

AZIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Antillie posted:

So this is a thread about Boron right?

no aristotle and the aether

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

City of Tampa posted:

chris tucker ruined that movie

please don't troll

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

GORDON posted:

Another thing we have in common, Vendagoat. Sometimes I think you are my Fight Club personality who gets up and makes posts while GORDON is sleeping.

I am Gordon's Prolapsed Colon.


Also, I never really checked the directer out, but now knowing that Luc Besson had something to do with Lucy and Leon I can now say, I am a fan of his work.

Dude does a good job.
Supa Green!

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Except in this movie, where he is channeling some sort of acting deity.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


City of Tampa posted:

chris tucker ruined that movie

Holy poo poo I am going to annihilate you. Your entire lineage will be erased. I hope you've enjoyed your life so far, you wretched poo poo-gurgler

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

redweird posted:

I assumed the cig filter was like a gradual thing, like from our time to korbens future time cigs just steadily had more filter added because companies do that kind of poo poo to make bigger profits. gently caress the man



When I first saw it, I thought it was a thing he bought to gradually help him quit smoking. But then someone said it was about government nanny states or something. What do you guys think?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

ScrubLeague posted:

The part with the diva was weird and too long but otherwise I think this movie is alright.

that was beatuiful u monster ignoramus

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

GigaPeon posted:



When I first saw it, I thought it was a thing he bought to gradually help him quit smoking. But then someone said it was about government nanny states or something. What do you guys think?

It never occurred to me that the "four a day" machine was anything but self-imposed.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Applewhite posted:

They were in her rear end.

asses

Kurzon
May 10, 2013

by Hand Knit
I never understood why the villain, Zorg, was working for the Ultimate Evil.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

ArmZ posted:

no aristotle and the aether

The Quintessence itself

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Kurzon posted:

I never understood why the villain, Zorg, was working for the Ultimate Evil.

money.

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5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

When you're done with that, have some 7th Element:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA

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