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What do you think of this sandwich
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its good 75 35.89%
im fat and dumb 57 27.27%
i hate it and also I'm a Bullie 64 30.62%
i had one just today 13 6.22%
Total: 209 votes
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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

good luck with your AIDS

Hey man, thanks. Good luck with your AIDS too! :unsmith:

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Hey man, thanks. Good luck with your AIDS too! :unsmith:

dunk a dill pickle, reald-o

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

dunk a dill pickle, reald-o

You need to rethink reald-o. It sounds more like Ronaldo, like you're calling someone a great soccer player. I guess a lot of people would take that as an insult though...

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

You need to rethink reald-o. It sounds more like Ronaldo, like you're calling someone a great soccer player. I guess a lot of people would take that as an insult though...

sweet mother of sassy molassy! i just report the facts!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

OctoberBlues posted:

You need to rethink reald-o. It sounds more like Ronaldo, like you're calling someone a great soccer player. I guess a lot of people would take that as an insult though...

CR7 is the worst turd posing as a human being in the world right now. Every time I see a shooting star, I wish for him to die a horrible death, preferably (but not necessarily) involving drowning in a sea of piss as the waves are being whipped up into a frenzy by an out-of-control shitstorm.

So, yeah, I would consider it an insult.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
chicken mcnuggets are much better with pepper cum gravy

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
They should sale a box of McChicken patties as "jumbo nuggets."

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ibogaine posted:

CR7 is the worst turd posing as a human being in the world right now. Every time I see a shooting star, I wish for him to die a horrible death, preferably (but not necessarily) involving drowning in a sea of piss as the waves are being whipped up into a frenzy by an out-of-control shitstorm.

So, yeah, I would consider it an insult.

Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima is the true Ronaldo.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

OctoberBlues posted:

Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima is the true Ronaldo.

I agree. Definetly the greatest pure bred striker i ever saw.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Germstore posted:

They should sale a box of McChicken patties as "jumbo nuggets."

they do in houston

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
one time while i was driving by the back of a mcdonalds with the door open i saw how they make the nuggets. they fill a trashcan full of dead seagulls and then squish them into paste with 2x4's then the form them into balls and fry them in mineral oil

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
In paris, they call a quarter pounder a royale with cheese.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

what do they call a McChicken in paris?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Junior Jr. posted:

In paris, they call a quarter pounder a royale with cheese.

they also eat mayonnaise on their fries because of the metric system :eng101:

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

final2percent posted:

what do they call a McChicken in paris?

wee wee monsier

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fillet-O-Fish dipped in chocolate shake crew.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Ein cooler Typ posted:

The mozzarella sticks look gross

Has anyone had them

they are OK but are worth no more than one dollar

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Sometime I dunk a whole mcnugget butger in to a shamrock shake and i look over at my mom and say "oh well! Tis the season ta be Irish" and i put more shake in my mcnugget bueger and ate the WHOLE thing and after ward i look at cashier and wink and smile a smile that means "that was a very taste chicken mcnuggey shake"

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
i dip my fries in the dust pile in the corner of the kitchen

theres a roach in them!!!!!!

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers nad lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs. I realized I had just ordered what my stomach asked for and not what society would deem a sandwich with manners. Why people have to judge sandwich etiquitte is beyond me. gently caress those people. So anyways, my sandwich was apparently very unacceptable because everyone was staring at me when I went to get my soft drink from the fountain.

In a last ditch attempt to save face, I said my soft drink choice out loud while I poured it at the fountain. "Diet coke! I love diet coke because im watching my health!" and I made sure to suck in and lift up my chest harder than normal while I walked out the door.

So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Meatball. Extra ranch. Be extra buff when you order it though.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

je1 healthcare posted:

Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers nad lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs. I realized I had just ordered what my stomach asked for and not what society would deem a sandwich with manners. Why people have to judge sandwich etiquitte is beyond me. gently caress those people. So anyways, my sandwich was apparently very unacceptable because everyone was staring at me when I went to get my soft drink from the fountain.

In a last ditch attempt to save face, I said my soft drink choice out loud while I poured it at the fountain. "Diet coke! I love diet coke because im watching my health!" and I made sure to suck in and lift up my chest harder than normal while I walked out the door.

So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.

jam meatballs up your rear end till they tumble out of your mouth

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
I haven't eaten that slop in ten years. Nah...I am just messing with ya. I used to eat McDonalds almost weekly when I had one in my work cafeteria until recently. It is good hangover food except that it made me want to fall asleep within an hour after I ate it at work.There is a bunch of good poo poo on the menu, but it is easiest to just get stuffed on Mcdubs and McChicks and be outta there for like 5bux.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

je1 healthcare posted:

Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers nad lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs. I realized I had just ordered what my stomach asked for and not what society would deem a sandwich with manners. Why people have to judge sandwich etiquitte is beyond me. gently caress those people. So anyways, my sandwich was apparently very unacceptable because everyone was staring at me when I went to get my soft drink from the fountain.

In a last ditch attempt to save face, I said my soft drink choice out loud while I poured it at the fountain. "Diet coke! I love diet coke because im watching my health!" and I made sure to suck in and lift up my chest harder than normal while I walked out the door.

So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.

I want to say that this is a meme type thing or whatever. Like some idiot posted this and everyone laughed at him and so now people repost it. Or if it is je1's original post.... then everyone should laugh and repost it.

One of my childhood friends and I went to McDonalds when we were young. He was always really overweight. Now, I'm not the bastion of physical health, but he was big even then. Well, he got the nugs. He used precisely 2 nuggets per 1 sauce. 2:1 ratio of nugs to sauce. And it was a 10 piece or something. We were maybe 10-12 or so.

I heard he is now 450lbs+. I'm 32. He is probably 34. He may not make 40. :smith:

Easy on the nugs yo.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I want to say that this is a meme type thing or whatever. Like some idiot posted this and everyone laughed at him and so now people repost it. Or if it is je1's original post.... then everyone should laugh and repost it.

One of my childhood friends and I went to McDonalds when we were young. He was always really overweight. Now, I'm not the bastion of physical health, but he was big even then. Well, he got the nugs. He used precisely 2 nuggets per 1 sauce. 2:1 ratio of nugs to sauce. And it was a 10 piece or something. We were maybe 10-12 or so.

I heard he is now 450lbs+. I'm 32. He is probably 34. He may not make 40. :smith:

Easy on the nugs yo.

lol he fat

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Did anyone else get the Crispy Chicken Deluxe burgers?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Around here the McChicken is not on the menu anymore. Not at the drive-thru, not at the dine-in menu. The value menu or whatever is a bunch of crap priced 1.79 and up. A McDouble is 2.29.

BUT you can still order McChickens. You just say "Two McChickens and a value fry, please" and they give em to you, except they are wrapped in paper that says cheese burger. They also ring up at $1.09

Pretty hosed up if you ask me. They clearly have the ingredients, they just don't want you to have the sandwich.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Tom Gorman posted:

Around here the McChicken is not on the menu anymore. Not at the drive-thru, not at the dine-in menu. The value menu or whatever is a bunch of crap priced 1.79 and up. A McDouble is 2.29.

BUT you can still order McChickens. You just say "Two McChickens and a value fry, please" and they give em to you, except they are wrapped in paper that says cheese burger. They also ring up at $1.09

Pretty hosed up if you ask me. They clearly have the ingredients, they just don't want you to have the sandwich.

If I were you, I would form a militia and occupy the poo poo out of that place.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
real ballers like me place some fries on a quarter pounder and a big mac, so when it looks like I'm out of fries...bam there's another few in my burger.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Junior Jr. posted:

real ballers like me place some fries on a quarter pounder and a big mac, so when it looks like I'm out of fries...bam there's another few in my burger.

Genius!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Jack in the Box does a better chicken burger than McDonalds.

Junior Jr. posted:

real ballers like me place some fries on a quarter pounder and a big mac, so when it looks like I'm out of fries...bam there's another few in my burger.

I've done this, it's very good.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Jack in the box needs to create a taco burger... this will get them revenues of 110.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

name the taco burger the "reayon vagnad"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hector Beerlioz posted:

I loving LOVE MCCHICKENS SOMETIMES I GET A MCDOUBLE AND A MCCHICKEN, SEPARATE THE MCDOUBLE AND PUT THE MCCHICKEN IN BETWEEN THE PARTS AND MAKE A MCGANGBANG

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Something you can try out is to buy a mcchicken and a mcdouble and stack them for a real unique treat and its only two smackeroos

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I keep a couple of McCHickens in the drawer in my bed frame (the bed frame has drawers, built in) I keep them wrapped up for freshness and then in the morning i roll out of bed and I fall face first towards the floor but I catch my self mid fall and start doing push ups exactly like bruce wayne in the dark night bat man. I dont eat the McChickens just yet but their mere presence gives me the fortitude to keep going.. 5....10....15...17.... I keep pushing.... 20....25. 28. New personal best. Every day it's a new personal best, I'm setting records left and right and its all thanks to McChickens. Once I finish I open the drawer and I grab a McChicken, I don't even take the paper off because it has absorbed a lot of the essential chicken oils and I can't let any protein go to waste, I just tear right into that sandwich gnawing and gnashing like a smart dog on the dumb end of a femur bone. I eat it all in a few bites and then walk into the shower to hose off and start the day (I sleep nude but I get dressed after the shower)

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Who would win in a fight, a 5 guys fan or a caramel macchiato fan?

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQzTR_FTBw0

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

McChickens taste very good if you add a mixture of mustard and sriracha sauce to them.

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
they taste even better with uncircumcised dicks

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