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What do you think of this sandwich
This poll is closed.
its good 75 35.89%
im fat and dumb 57 27.27%
i hate it and also I'm a Bullie 64 30.62%
i had one just today 13 6.22%
Total: 209 votes
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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Booblord Zagats posted:

My girlfriend loves those drat things so much she can only allow herself to at them on her cheat day. Watching a 95lb chick just destroy 4 of them in a 10 minute setting is kinda unsettling

um dude you probably should not admit to dating a 15 year old i think it is agast the rules but im not sure

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Unpopular opinion: why not buy a mccdouble instead?

Here is what I do...I buy a mcdouble AND a mcchicken, then I open take the chicken patty outta the buns, (make sure to wipe the sauce off of the buns onto the patty) then i through the mcchicken patties into the trash can right in front of the workers... then i spread open the mcdouble, i peel the two all-beef pattys apart... then insert the mcchicken chicken patty covered in sauce between them. then i eat it. usually i buy 6 sets of sandwhichs in order to make 3 total sandwhiches, the math gets a little weird but i think that is right.

I call it the "hoof n' wing"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I keep a couple of McCHickens in the drawer in my bed frame (the bed frame has drawers, built in) I keep them wrapped up for freshness and then in the morning i roll out of bed and I fall face first towards the floor but I catch my self mid fall and start doing push ups exactly like bruce wayne in the dark night bat man. I dont eat the McChickens just yet but their mere presence gives me the fortitude to keep going.. 5....10....15...17.... I keep pushing.... 20....25. 28. New personal best. Every day it's a new personal best, I'm setting records left and right and its all thanks to McChickens. Once I finish I open the drawer and I grab a McChicken, I don't even take the paper off because it has absorbed a lot of the essential chicken oils and I can't let any protein go to waste, I just tear right into that sandwich gnawing and gnashing like a smart dog on the dumb end of a femur bone. I eat it all in a few bites and then walk into the shower to hose off and start the day (I sleep nude but I get dressed after the shower)

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Would you order mcchickenfor your last meal?

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