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What do you think of this sandwich
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its good 75 35.89%
im fat and dumb 57 27.27%
i hate it and also I'm a Bullie 64 30.62%
i had one just today 13 6.22%
Total: 209 votes
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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*


this is the thread for the appreciation of macChicken's

rules: no bully's

let us begin this wonderful new thread!!!

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I actually like the SmallMc with extra saliva and a little whole peppercorn in hollandaise sauce

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
i find mkChickonology to be the most important of natural sciences, there is a lot to study

for example many macdougans chicken sandwiches react explosively when exposed to colonic tissue

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*


this is the latest model, better ergonomics and build quality

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

A misanthrope posted:

oh yeah let me just go ahead an contribute to this thread posted by some anime dipshit



joke's on you... cats are anime and you are a gay cat!!!

:owned: bullie-o!

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
can I have that toilet though, I need it for research into an all new BK Stacker

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
new pulled chicken from arbys lookin good

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
well shell be glat to know MuckTurkeys are actually full of vitamins, protein, fibre, omega-3s, and asbestos

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Germstore posted:

I buy two mcchickens, and put the meat from the second mcchicken on the first mcchicken and then chuck the rest at a squirrel or elderly person.

thats v mean, the digestive system of the elderly species is not equipped to handle asbestos

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Linnear posted:

i don't get the big deal with mchickens.

McHickens are inferior to the hallowed coca cola sandwich, the BK power stackmeat

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
the only sawndich better than the MacChokin' is the filet o fish with the fish and bread removed but the mayo kept on

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Bold Robot posted:

Both + fries :getin:

piled high, I assume?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
youre not chinese idiot, you'r hindi

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
i like to eat my MocChuggin' with lots od cocaine and fuckshott

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Adventure Pigeon posted:

every time i get a fast food sandwich i have a bowel movement like a runaway train going through my colon. i dunno if it's something wrong with me, fast food, or the world.

it's the e coli O157:H7 in the bun, thats the secret ingredient

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
only 3 people had chick'n sanwiuches today, shameful

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

TEAYCHES posted:

Mix burger into diet coke and blend.

you loving idiot... thatll vapourize the fat... thats the best part... loving idiot fag

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
stupid gay idiot!!!!

fu8cking bully

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Adventure Pigeon posted:

when i eat a mcchicken, my stomach starts making noises like a submarine diving and then i blow ballast into the toilet

I blew my load into the toilet and filled the bowl

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Luvcow posted:

so by put effort into threads the mods mean make a one sentence thread about mcchickens and they'll sticky it?

i promise to never put effort into anything here ever again

lol... your just mad you aint had a mcCuckin yet

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I've actually gotten word they're mak8ng a dee[ dish mcnuggets

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
that McChicken is still McCluckin'... what the gently caress?????

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
chick filet only serves grade a frogdogs, dumbie

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Junior Jr. posted:

but those frogdogs are covered in soybean and peanut oil.

does your mcchicken have that? i didn't think so.

soybeans shrink your rear end in a top hat, you wont be able to poo poo in just a few weeks

idiot, loving moron, fool

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
mcchucktaylors go very well with a side of special bbq slaw and green eggs

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
can i see your mantits

if you dont you wont be allowed any more BK Big Chicken Stacker McTriupllets

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

ghostter posted:

how much is mcdonalds paying you to sticky this thread

$,6 dollae

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
chicken mcnuggets are much better with pepper cum gravy

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Germstore posted:

They should sale a box of McChicken patties as "jumbo nuggets."

they do in houston

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

final2percent posted:

what do they call a McChicken in paris?

wee wee monsier

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
i dip my fries in the dust pile in the corner of the kitchen

theres a roach in them!!!!!!

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I want to say that this is a meme type thing or whatever. Like some idiot posted this and everyone laughed at him and so now people repost it. Or if it is je1's original post.... then everyone should laugh and repost it.

One of my childhood friends and I went to McDonalds when we were young. He was always really overweight. Now, I'm not the bastion of physical health, but he was big even then. Well, he got the nugs. He used precisely 2 nuggets per 1 sauce. 2:1 ratio of nugs to sauce. And it was a 10 piece or something. We were maybe 10-12 or so.

I heard he is now 450lbs+. I'm 32. He is probably 34. He may not make 40. :smith:

Easy on the nugs yo.

lol he fat

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Jack in the box needs to create a taco burger... this will get them revenues of 110.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
they taste even better with uncircumcised dicks

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Entropic posted:

Did you ever notice that chicken mcnuggets all come in the same 4 random-looking shapes? They specifically pickd 4 different random-looking lumpy nugget shapes to be the most aesthetically pleasing and precision manufacture their nuggets in those exactly pseudo-random shapes.

they are the shape of the 4 species of salmonella idiot

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Big Beef City posted:

Look how big the egg mcmuffins are in India.



:captainpop:

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Mange Mite posted:

The op is also knoen as forums poster zimboe

I'm actually forums poster mange mite

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
has no one talked about the best chicken mcnug-nug dip yet??? the oreo blizzard from wendies???

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Mange Mite posted:

Op spells things wrong that's so funny

i never spell thigns rong you loving mormon

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