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VendaGoat posted:Has anyone yet said kill all other potential mates? Wait I thought you were supposed to present their foreskins? Or is that just for the marriage proposal?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wait I thought you were supposed to present their foreskins? Or is that just for the marriage proposal? "i do", she says, and looks into your eyes adoringly as you slip the foreskin onto her finger
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Jan 26, 2016 21:05
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Im cute and popular if ya wana date me then whats stoppin ya?
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Jan 26, 2016 21:06
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Calbiyum posted:Im cute and popular if ya wana date me then whats stoppin ya? skepticism
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MiracleWhale posted:skepticism I for one, laughed.
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Jan 26, 2016 21:13
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This is no joke even if i am the jester
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MiracleWhale posted:"i do", she says, and looks into your eyes adoringly as you slip the foreskin onto her finger Oh god what if that is where wedding rings came from I am freaking out
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Applewhite posted:Oh god what if that is where wedding rings came from I am freaking out wedding rings are meant to resemble metal shackles, you are bound, but not in such a way that you can not cook. totally innocent
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ChairmanMeow posted:wedding rings are meant to resemble metal shackles, you are bound, but not in such a way that you can not cook. 
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Applewhite posted:Remember that all human interactions can be simplified down to a series of equations. If you give her the right inputs, you're guaranteed the desired response. The difficulty comes in the fact that the equations governing her actions are concealed by a "black box" function. They cannot be directly observed, but they can be deduced by observing their effects. Hi jenny, I'm so glad you agreed to have coffee with me! No problem Kitchner! How's it going. Great thanks! Jenny, can I ask you something? Sure! You're walking through the desert, baking hot sun shining down on you, when you come across a turtle that has been laid on its back. It can't right itself and if it stays that way it will die, but you're not helping it. Why aren't you helping it?
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Kitchner posted:Hi jenny, I'm so glad you agreed to have coffee with me! *Jenny overturns the table, and pulls a gun*
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ChairmanMeow posted:wedding rings are meant to resemble metal shackles, you are bound, but not in such a way that you can not cook. One ring to rule them all one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all in and in darkness bind them
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Kitchner posted:Hi jenny, I'm so glad you agreed to have coffee with me! What's a turtle?
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what is good way to "bag" a potential female?
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Top City Homo posted:what is good way to "bag" a potential female? A canvas or web bag is probably the most cost-effective way.
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Top City Homo posted:what is good way to "bag" a potential female? tea.
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Top City Homo posted:what is good way to "bag" a potential female? just let the police find the body and they'll take care of it for you
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MiracleWhale posted:just let the police find the body and they'll take care of it for you But if the police bag the body, how do you get laid?
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Applewhite posted:Remember that all human interactions can be simplified down to a series of equations. If you give her the right inputs, you're guaranteed the desired response. The difficulty comes in the fact that the equations governing her actions are concealed by a "black box" function. They cannot be directly observed, but they can be deduced by observing their effects. This is unironically true. Humans are weak meat computers that science can figure out, drat it.
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The Bananana posted:*Jenny overturns the table, and pulls a gun* Ha! I knew that loving bitch wouldn't date me because she was a robot.
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Kitchner posted:Ha! I knew that loving bitch wouldn't date me because she was a robot. "robot" is their word. Please use replicant-american, instead.
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imo asking a girl out is the first step towards creeping on Facebook and realizing that your ex is a better PAWG than your current girlfriend... fuckkkkkkkkk
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Professor Shark posted:imo asking a girl out is the first step towards creeping on Facebook and realizing that your ex is a better PAWG than your current girlfriend... fuckkkkkkkkk Your ex is your ex for a reason, Man... Think about it. Namaste
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Man I'm thinking about it, don't worry
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Gyra_Solune posted:...i should have added the stipulation 'girl asking out a girl' to that Well, all girls are bisexual by nature, so you're fortunately spared the lengthy and tedious process of turning her gay first the way you would have to with a man. The best way to ask a girl out on a date is to ask her to spend time with you as a friend first. Hang out at her with the mall, get your nails painted, go shopping for shoes, all that stuff. As you laugh together and enjoy each others' company, nonchalantly suggest that it would be "hilarious" to "lez out" to freak out passers by. She will of course enthusiastically agree and soon you will be making out like gangbusters. Keep it up long enough, and what started out as "ironic" "playing" will gradually transition to genuine displays of physical affection. Repeat this process a couple times and you'll be dating!
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All of this worked ty
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