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Money?
Money is good.
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I feel indifferent towards money.
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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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So I think its about time someone puts together a list of all the things money can buy, because there is a lot and people don't seem to realize you can buy some things with money. I consider it a life hack in fact of knowing the weird obscure stuff you can buy with money, because once you know the stuff you are able to buy, you can buy whatever you need.

I'll start, you can buy a something awful account with money.
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Also just to make sure things don't get one note, lets discuss money itself? Money, good or bad? Is it real? Anyone know the history of money feel free to chime in, I am sure that is interesting.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hap Penis

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
nice thread ya got here, mr. craps. cant wait to see where it ends up

banme
Apr 23, 2008
money is what makes a man not funny

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

dad gay. so what posted:

nice thread ya got here, mr. craps. cant wait to see where it ends up

my name is pbs

banme
Apr 23, 2008
money is the route 666 of all evil

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

PBS Newshour posted:

my name is pbs

actually, its mr. craps

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Money can buy a forums account. There's something.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Money is pretty good.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

You cannot eat money. Well, you can, but you shouldn't.
You can pay other people to eat money while you watch, though.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Money keeps me from being homeless. I think that's a good thing.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
when i had money i never posted in gbs so its probably a good thing

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Doc Friday posted:

Money is pretty good.

I don't think I get it really. Like I like finding out stuff you can buy with money, but it seems weird paper can buy legos you know?

oh legos, that is another thing you can buy with money

banme
Apr 23, 2008

Applewhite posted:

Money can buy a forums account. There's something.

yeah but all it takes is a single shitpost and your tenbux is wasted

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Also, Mr. Capps, you ever see that movie? "Dreams Money Cannot Buy"? It's about dreams and death and sex and automatons.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"is this money?" is something i used to say at the mart when i was trying to buy a soda. i would pull my pands down and take a dump on the counter and ask the question "is this money?"

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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a post

I.C. posted:

Also, Mr. Capps, you ever see that movie? "Dreams Money Cannot Buy"? It's about dreams and death and sex and automatons.

please, my name is pbs newshour. i really enjoy pbs newshour so i got my username changed to that. i want you to call me pbs newshour

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I.C. posted:

Also, Mr. Capps, you ever see that movie? "Dreams Money Cannot Buy"? It's about dreams and death and sex and automatons.

Whoops. It's called "Dreams That Money Can Buy," so shows what I know.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I was going to make a really good post with the exact answer that you were looking for but I am struggling with this poll. For some reason when I try to select a second answer it unselects my first response. I put in a ticket to the admin team, hopefully they can rectify this and I can get back to sharing my post with y'all.

God bless!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

PBS Newshour posted:

please, my name is pbs newshour. i really enjoy pbs newshour so i got my username changed to that. i want you to call me pbs newshour

I will call you Jim. Deal?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

PBS Newshour posted:

please, my name is pbs newshour. i really enjoy pbs newshour so i got my username changed to that. i want you to call me pbs newshour

money might be able to buy you a name change, but it cannot change who you are on the inside

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
dunk a dill pickle, mr. craps!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

I.C. posted:

I will call you Jim. Deal?

i would accept being called by the names of any of the current pbs newshour anchors

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

PBS Newshour posted:

i would accept being called by the names of any of the current pbs newshour anchors

that makes sense bc youre really "weighing me down" :eng101:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey mr. craps, what do you call that thing where your tounge is swollen and you have trisomy 21? thats you

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
nah baby im just playing. can i have a soda

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Money can buy - a name change and it also bought you that sweet yang wen-li av.

Money can't buy - self-respect, love, immortality, it can't save your soul from damnation unless your catholic


Hm i gotta go with Money being good based on these facts.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I think money causes more unhappiness than happiness

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

PBS Newshour posted:

i would accept being called by the names of any of the current pbs newshour anchors

Whatever you say, PBS Newshour. :thumbsup:

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp4suZ4jNXg

(I'll refer to you however you like. Got a special pronoun? Sure. Just lemme know.)

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i would like to be called a "public broadcasting channel" as a special pronoun

banme
Apr 23, 2008

Jim Barris posted:



Money can't buy - self-respect, love, immortality, it can't save your soul from damnation unless your catholic




not true. money can buy you love but you wouldnt want the love from someone who only respects you because of your money

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

PBS Newshour posted:

i would like to be called a "public broadcasting channel" as a special pronoun

hey i meant to ask you, why did you change your name mr. crarps?

Handsome Carl
Sep 6, 2011
I think money is good because you know that every lottery winner will be torn apart by friends and family and you can see what a sham human love is for a minute if you're watching. Makes you feel good.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Here is a fun fact that not many people know: Money was originally created in the early 80s as a better and cooler way to snort cocaine. It was eventually used as a trading tool to get people to do things (because they were addicted to cocaine). Its also why you can find trace amounts of cocaine on all money. :)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'll tell u what it can't buy, a new nickname, mr craps

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

i'll tell u what it can't buy, a new nickname, mr craps

sweet sassy molassy, this guy is right!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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a post

dad gay. so what posted:

hey i meant to ask you, why did you change your name mr. crarps?

i like the pbs newshour, its my favorite program

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

PBS Newshour posted:

i like the pbs newshour, its my favorite program

ya, you mentioned that, but since your name is mr. craps, why would you change it to a tv show?

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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oh i was just bored with it

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