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So all the streets are lines with 2-3 story houses, your roads are made of bricks and rocks. I guess they stuff mcdonalds and kfc's into the small houses and make them up to look like they belong, so people probably work there. But honestly, other than that, and small stores selling cigarattes and newspapers, what the gently caress kind of industry does the UK even have?? bars I suppose but It blows my mind to think that people leave their homes and go to work in england every single day. Where do they go? What sort of businesses get ran over there? just cannot even imagine it. I guess a few hundred people work at water treatment plants and stuff?? idk theres like millions more people than that I will be collecting smart ideas here: Falun Bong Refugee posted:They work at the umbrella factories. a hundred boners posted:creeping shariah VendaGoat posted:Every item of food comes in a "pie" Qurnah posted:according to my aunts husband who is brittish everyone is on welfare and its the eu's fault dad gay. so what posted:its seriously a third world country right now. its bleak, but the starwars analogy is that its more like endor than tatooine or whatever. its a loving cold, foggy swamp. its a shithole and people have it worse than 1940. its very sad. Nation posted:the children all beg and steal or work the mines www posted:we dont even have friends anymore feedmegin posted:We have sex all day, OP. With your mum. roymorrison posted:Lmao imagine if we invaded Britain Christ we could just take the most massive dump and just leave there isn't even oil there this is actually a good thread makes me wonder what is even the point of that country?? CabaretVoltaire posted:years ago my pal went out in the midnight hours to buy rizla (rolling paper for spliffs) and was attacked by a couple of drunk youths. bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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clouds?
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they aren't called bars OP they prefer to be called speakeasies or pubs its more PC
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Inbreeding
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The playing darts and drinking pints industry is booming
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If Disney has taught me anything. Women with umbrellas fly around and sing a lot.
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They work at the umbrella factories.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:05 |
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I also hear the Chimney Sweep business is BOOMING!
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:06 |
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not a lot, OP. its mostly an uninhabitable bog and people just wander around in the fog searching for edible roots or truffles occasionally bumping into each other in the dark. thats how they reproduce.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:06 |
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They eat noodles with paprika on in and call it a spicy curry and then its raining
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creeping shariah
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:07 |
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The kettle won't boil itself you know.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:07 |
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NOT going to they dentist heyoooooo
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Seven thirty a.m I wake up and put on my monocle. I get out my Qiblah [a formality, since I know it by heart, but old habits die hard] and say my morning prayers towards Buckingham Palace. I put my offerings under the shrines - Twinings tea under St. Fry the All Knowing, Duckham's Hypergrade under St. Clarkson the E'er Wrathful and a bacon butty for St. Littlejohn the Stalwart - and hit the lavatorium. A quick scrub and a bit of mutual masturbation with my fag, Rothbury, and I'm ready for the chambermaids to dress me. Suitably attired by 8:30, it's time for a spot of brekky - crumpets, chicken tikka masala and a tincture of laudanum to dull the pain of my toothache and gout. A Britishman's work is never done and time is equivalent to shillings, so I hop into the MG and, after fifteen minutes of failing to start the bloody thing, I instead hop on the penny farthing and cycle to Bollock Street Station, where I am charged six groats for a use of the underground train. While there I pointedly ignore a friendly negro who smiles at me, a Muslim woman who tries to return my dropped change purse to me and a poofter who undoubtedly wants to bugger me. As I do this, I ponder my next correspondence with the Times. At work I play a villain in American films - work's a bit thin on the ground since Johnny Towelhead became the new villain dejour, but I am able to convince the odd director that my experience shouting the words of a 400 year old dead sodomite at a 45 year old live sodomite in a dusty old theatre somehow makes me Legitimate, so I get the odd shekel. On the way home I make eye contact with an East End boy who stabs my testicles but he's a salt of the Earth character so it's fi
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:So all the streets are lines with 2-3 story houses, your roads are made of bricks and rocks. I guess they stuff mcdonalds and kfc's into the small houses and make them up to look like they belong, so people probably work there. Finance. Then sucking the dicks of finance + boorish wealthy foreigners (russians, saudis, chinese, americans, etc). That's about it actually
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oh yeah i forgot the entirety of the uk government is complicit in a pedophile ring and the protection of the members of said ring that must be a few more hundred people with jobs
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I think there's a lot of driving on roundabouts, if that helps you any.
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Hand jobs, OP, aka "Wankers"
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:23 |
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They make paper and put up with their boss who thinks he's funny, played by Ricky Gervais
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:25 |
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There are beef plants where they slaughter horses and make them into beef just like anywhere else in Europe.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:25 |
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Literally every MP and TV personality from the 80s is either a paedophile or is good friends with a paedophile and covers up their crimes. Thanks to all the sharia law that makes all our women wear veils our elite find children more sexually appealing.
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jiharlequinade posted:The playing darts and drinking pints industry is booming This is my everyday routine. You just forgot the waking up, coffee, smoke then wiping my arse with the finest aloe vera toilet tissue currently on the market. Sometime I treat myself to a Vesta Chow Mein.
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Every item of food comes in a "pie"
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:27 |
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Drink tea and alcohol, as far as I understand.
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Disgusting Coward posted:Seven thirty a.m I wake up and put on my monocle. I get out my Qiblah [a formality, since I know it by heart, but old habits die hard] and say my morning prayers towards Buckingham Palace. I put my offerings under the shrines - Twinings tea under St. Fry the All Knowing, Duckham's Hypergrade under St. Clarkson the E'er Wrathful and a bacon butty for St. Littlejohn the Stalwart - and hit the lavatorium. A quick scrub and a bit of mutual masturbation with my fag, Rothbury, and I'm ready for the chambermaids to dress me. Suitably attired by 8:30, it's time for a spot of brekky - crumpets, chicken tikka masala and a tincture of laudanum to dull the pain of my toothache and gout. Oh my word, that was exactly what I did today!
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Everyone takes shifts standing on every street at designated spots this keeps the queen from getting lost
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The city is in the centre of London, which is te financial centre of Europe or something stupid like that. There are some research unis and some other boring things like that. Tourism also. You can't spend a single day without listening to some rear end in a top hat make a big deal about graffiti here while you cross the street.
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mostly they sit around and wistfully look at black and white pictures from when they were an empire and not a client state
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:34 |
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A 30 minute train ride costs at least 16 hrs of paid work.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:35 |
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according to my aunts husband who is brittish everyone is on welfare and its the eu's fault
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Qurnah posted:according to my aunts husband who is brittish everyone is on welfare and its the eu's fault the extended universe was loving awful so that makes sense
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Playing the stock market Telecommuting to oversee manufacturing overseas Child sex dungeons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkTQvlnDTI
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TV cooking shows
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lmao at the only way a brit sees blue skies
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Qurnah posted:according to my aunts husband who is brittish everyone is on welfare and its the eu's fault Funny. Just the other day I heard some British guy complaining about how eu immigrants are the ones on welfare sucking up taxes or something stupid like that. I swear, for all the stupid poo poo I hear british people say about americans they are equal or worse. I see just as many fat people being paranoid about foreigners and immigrants stealing their jobs
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Young freckle-faced guttersnipes with toothy grins and mischievous faces work long, hard hours in the smokey red-brick Manchester factories producing endless streams of traditional British Anime such as classics like 'Banana Man', and 'Wallace and Gromit'. The skies are full of dead pigeons caught in the air by order of the constabulary, a fleet of bright red Double Decker Buses encircle a lone mother trapped forever in a roundabout, and every channel on the telly is BBC 1 with Stephen Fry's face mumbling gentle typical English platitudes to a cup of steaming Bovril. The sound of a cat being killed at midnight indicates the birth of a new day, though the wall of grey clouds would have you believe that time never passed at all.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:48 |
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According to Doctor Who, aliens are trying to conquer them every fortnight.
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Cerebral Mayhem posted:According to Doctor Who, aliens are trying to conquer them every fortnight. Fox News reports this too
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