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we drink? That's about it really. Drink, occasionally think about a castle.
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Jan 26, 2016 19:01
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this is actually what happens all day in da UK
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Jan 26, 2016 19:07
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wait i just remembered something theatre in the round that is something that happens there right
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CabaretVoltaire posted:i live in britain so i'll try to help.
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oh, and bear-baiting
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Jan 26, 2016 19:57
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I've been to London about a million times and it's great but man that place is "20 years in the dystopian future" world ~the trash from discarded evening standards wafts gently in the tube air~
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Jan 26, 2016 20:04
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Every County in England has a name that sounds like the title of an infant's tv show. "I live in Dibbley Wibbley on Toppletops"
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Mr. Pumroy posted:wait i just remembered something Not any more than anywhere else? I mean when I walk to work I don't generally pass random theatres rounding or anything.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:07
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it's my understanding they play soccer then wreck up stuff.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:08
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Pablo Bluth posted:Due to our lack of legal access to guns, all of our major cities are not unlike New York as portrayed in Escape from New York. Also the NHS Death Panels also ensure there are no old people (other than the royal family), as they track your down and put you to sleep a few days after your 59th birthday. Yeha it's true. Without guns the strong bully the weak and between that and free healthcare from the nhs people arent afraid to start brawls over any little thing.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:12
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ChairmanMeow posted:it's my understanding they play footy then wreck up stuff. ftfy 
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Jan 26, 2016 20:13
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Drinking, casual racism and disarming politeness in public places.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:24
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VendaGoat posted:I also hear the Chimney Sweep business is BOOMING! im a knocker-up
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Jan 26, 2016 20:26
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I work as a purchaser for a big global company. Sometime we need to order poo poo from UK and I seriously wonder how the hell you guys had an empire. EVERY TIME its the same story. Nothing gets delivered at the agreed upon date ever. Always some bullshit happening or some "bank day" which never could be anticipated. Also the only suppliers who still use faxes are from england. gently caress you if you dont use email in 2016. The parts we need are always spares for some 60 year old machine so I hope they are beyond repair soon.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:28
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England was tits. Now it's just a cigarette scarred saggy pair of grey tits.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:44
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Lmao imagine if we invaded Britain Christ we could just take the most massive dump and just leave there isn't even oil there this is actually a good thread makes me wonder what is even the point of that country?? Mods?
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Jan 26, 2016 20:45
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what are the drugs like. whats your drug game. you take crazy things like laudanum right
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Jan 26, 2016 20:46
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I walk around all day yelling "OI!" at people. This does not pay well.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:47
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roymorrison posted:Lmao imagine if we invaded Britain Christ we could just take the most massive dump and just leave there isn't even oil there this is actually a good thread makes me wonder what is even the point of that country?? they actually have a modern military. not necessarily a good military, but the us just isnt equipped to fight anyone but dirt farmers with ak's.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:51
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I picture them all talking like nigel thornberry
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Serious Frolicking posted:they actually have a modern military. not necessarily a good military, but the us just isnt equipped to fight anyone but dirt farmers with ak's. Also nukes. Invade us and we glass your rear end (then get burned to the ground, but still) Also actually there is oil, though less and less of it by the day.
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roymorrison posted:Lmao imagine if we invaded Britain Christ we could just take the most massive dump and just leave there isn't even oil there this is actually a good thread makes me wonder what is even the point of that country?? Lolllll he asked the mods
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Cry Havoc posted:wtf is a chav its like a lil onion plant but just the grass part?
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Jan 26, 2016 21:30
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:its like a lil onion plant but just the grass part? I like them on my baked potato
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Jan 26, 2016 21:34
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CabaretVoltaire posted:we have places called "Job Centre Plus" where unemployed people go to look for jobs and talk to advisors. These places have literal BOUNCERS and security guards like nightclubs as most of the unemployed people are drunk / high and fights break out constantly people also go there to collect unemployment and then go to the club where they also have bouncers. just gettin bounced all day long. in the uk getting benefits is a bad thing.
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Jan 26, 2016 21:39
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Everything north of the M25 (a large circular road around London) is basically menial jobs, fighting, and fast food. Everything south of the M25 is tea, scones and Volvos.
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Jan 26, 2016 22:11
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what about geordie shore
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Cry Havoc posted:wtf is a chav Proud blue collar working class people. The proletariat.
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Cry Havoc posted:what about geordie shore 
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Jan 26, 2016 23:14
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is that the same as bangers and mash
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British goons: how often do you and your mates have a spot of jellied eel at the chippy
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i work in ecommerce and commute and literally never go outside because the idea of being around other english people sickens me also my entire commute is under a roof, there's like a 20 second dash in the outside air then quickly under a roof again
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George Zimmer posted:British goons: how often do you and your mates have a spot of jellied eel at the chippy It's nothing on a bit of Lamprey Pie  Unless you're one of our Kings who died because he ate too many of them.
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The main job for people in Britain is TV License Policeman. Here is a great documentary about it I saw on BBC America. NSFW(if your boss can understand marblemouth) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfHRhXW1hno
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The British live on very large but terrible islands, and on many occasions seek out similarly big and equally miserable islands to live on. Every facet of their society is designed to facilitate this and it is their driving force in life.
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My Argentinian friend says they are coasting on that Falkland Island money. Any other colony kickbacks i am forgetting?
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