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Gilganixon posted:the beaker folk predate the modern country of britain a little but I did like what they did with Stonehenge lol yeah, was just doing a nod to Stewart Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMhWB95ldQ
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Gilganixon posted:the beaker folk predate the modern country of britain a little but I did like what they did with Stonehenge I mean Skara Brae was like years before Stonehenge and it's more impressive by a mile, even though it's pretty much just some houses made of rocks sunk into the ground. The Ring of Brodgar is also legit 100x better than Stonehenge if you like your rocks in a circle. Basically visit Orkney if you like old stuff, gay ex-riggers, and travel by boat. (Even Avebury is better than Stonehenge and isn't far from it, go see that instead!)
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Jan 27, 2016 15:39
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stonehenge is poo poo
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Jan 27, 2016 15:52
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op there's your anwer - british people argue all day about which county has the best neolithic rock circle
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1 Things Only Residents Of The UK Will Understand Their response to an overhyped stone ring with a 20ft diameter is shocking!
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Jan 27, 2016 15:54
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and you people can suck my loving dick if you don't like old sarum vvvv sweet sassy molassy, go dunk a dill pickle, reald-o.
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Jan 27, 2016 15:55
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Gilganixon posted:and you people can suck my loving dick if you don't like old sarum i dont like anything
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Jan 27, 2016 15:55
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dad gay. so what posted:i dont like anything
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Jan 27, 2016 15:57
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stonehenge is getting redeveloped into student flats
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Jan 27, 2016 15:58
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Gilganixon posted:op there's your anwer - british people argue all day about which county has the best neolithic rock circle if you are wondering OP the answer is the ring of brodgar on orkney
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oh yeah most people in Britain who aren't old or Polish are going to University. there's too many people and not many jobs so the government encourage people to go to university (and pay the government £££££). it gives the government a few years to figure out how the gently caress they're gonna get these people jobs. 4 years later they live University, can't find a job and the government tell them it's because they took the wrong degree or whatever so they go back to university
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Jan 27, 2016 16:01
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Alcoholism, really subpar fist fights, self dentistry, yowling
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Jan 27, 2016 16:16
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I discovered a show called "Time Team" on youtube and I can't stop watching it and now I find myself interested in English history so this thread is OK
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Fluo posted:They can, very very easily https://www.gov.uk/bank-holidays Yes I know but they never seem to plan for them.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:09
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I like stone henge. I like the other ones too. Is that OK?
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Jan 27, 2016 17:17
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gender illusionist posted:I like stone henge. I like the other ones too. Is that OK?
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Jan 27, 2016 17:18
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Indy posted:Yes I know but they never seem to plan for them.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:19
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there is no way the best stone circle isn't avebury. avebury is literally mind-blowing magic. orkney is cool as all hell, but man, avebury
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Jan 27, 2016 17:21
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yeah most of us dont know when bank holidays are until work is ending on friday and someone says "see you monday!" and some smart alec says "nope see you tuesday! it's bank holiday" and claps and cheers! surprise! woo! bank holiday!! there's always that one guy in every office who knows and takes off the tuesday so they get an extra long weekend and everyone's confused about it "he's off at the weekend, comes in monday and then has tuesday off??"
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Jan 27, 2016 17:22
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all stone monuments are lame
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Jan 27, 2016 17:23
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CabaretVoltaire posted:all stone monuments are lame get hosed
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CabaretVoltaire posted:there's always that one guy in every office who knows and takes off the tuesday so they get an extra long weekend and everyone's confused about it "he's off at the weekend, comes in monday and then has tuesday off??"
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Jan 27, 2016 17:35
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them shits are the reason i'm never going back to work in any UK office. That and i'm unemployable
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Jan 27, 2016 17:48
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other things britain has: The BBC - we have to pay a "TV License" a few hundred £ a year to own a TV and all that ££ goes to the BBC. Even if you don't watch any BBC stuff. If you're blind you get a discount. BBC shows are basically complete poo poo like Doctor Who, shows about celebrities learning how to ice skate dance etc but there's no adverts? a lot of people sit at home watching Eastenders on BBC which is basically a show where people sit in a pub being miserable and occasionally someone gets murdered. It's like Cheers only really bleak and is for people who are too lame to actually go to a pub and be miserable in real life ? Old one here but i'll mention it anyway . there is a food called Faggots. You can go into a big supermarket and buy Mr Brains Faggots. I think only old people eat Faggots or maybe students eat them ironically. We don't have Taco Bell (or do we?) but supermarkets stock a lot of sorta mexican food you can buy in a box called "Old El Paso". It's a popular thing in Britain for houses to have a "Spick Week" where they all live on nothing but Old El Paso for a week.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:07
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99% of the BBCs output is garbage, but thank god for the occasional gem. Their news department is nowhere near as good as the ROW thinks it is either, and it's always sad to see them quoted as some kind of bastion of journalism.
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Thanks for making this thread, OP. It truly is shameful that the British are so loving worthless and honestly I'm embarrassed on behalf of them. As much as I hate them no one should have to wake up every morning in that shithole and flap their mouths with that retarded accent and it's just a global disgrace.
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Jan 27, 2016 19:26
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u wot m8
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Areet oval office al fookin ave ya ya bastud
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TEAYCHES posted:Thanks for making this thread, OP. It truly is shameful that the British are so loving worthless and honestly I'm embarrassed on behalf of them. As much as I hate them no one should have to wake up every morning in that shithole and flap their mouths with that retarded accent and it's just a global disgrace. Your womenfolk don't think that accent is retarded  (ask yer mam) Edit: we have like 2 or 3 Taco Bells in the country, there's one in the Manchester Arndale food court. UK Old El Paso is somehow weirdly even less like actual Mexican food than US Old El Paso, though.
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Jan 27, 2016 20:17
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Wow that's hilarious
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CabaretVoltaire posted:We don't have Taco Bell (or do we?) but supermarkets stock a lot of sorta mexican food you can buy in a box called "Old El Paso". It's a popular thing in Britain for houses to have a "Spick Week" where they all live on nothing but Old El Paso for a week. makes sense old el paso is total white trash stuff right up there with hamburger helper
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comes along bort posted:makes sense Like, this is a thing - https://oldelpaso.co.uk/products/crispy-chicken-fajita-kit
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Britain has the best weather, but other than that the people are poo poo , the government is poo poo and the girls are fat and ugly, but have way too high an opinion of themselves. Fortunately I was intelligent enough to escape that hellhole and get to a real country - MURRICA 
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The Saurus posted:Britain has the best weather, but other than that the people are poo poo , the government is poo poo and the girls are fat and ugly, but have way too high an opinion of themselves. Where the government is a platonic model of perfection and the girls are all incredibly skinny?  Cos I lived there myself and that wasn't my experience.
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Bozza posted:The NHS means that getting drunk as gently caress, fighting and possibly having to go to the hospital is not a serious thing compared to fail nations that don't have socialised medicine. A pint and a fight, a great British night. Actually its because an armed society is a polite society
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CabaretVoltaire posted:years ago my pal went out in the midnight hours to buy rizla (rolling paper for spliffs) and was attacked by a couple of drunk youths. Lol
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feedmegin posted:Like, this is a thing - 
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feedmegin posted:Where the government is a platonic model of perfection and the girls are all incredibly skinny? Did you live in the South? USGOVT is far superior to pigfucker cameron and his brigade of tory twats, girls are def. more attractive here but there's prob a lot of garbage states out there that break the CURVES
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Who the gently caress could possibly buy that and have any remaining self-respect? Or does that answer the question of why the British are so self-loathing? At this point we have to anthrax their water supply - it's the only humane way to finally end a pathetic two century decline - like smothering your grandfather after the dementia has taken hold.
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