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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
There are two kinds people in life. People in living in Flavortown and People dying in loserville. Which one are you in?

I loving love his TV show triple D or Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Dude is traveling around the country in a classic american muscle car and stopping at a bunch of different flavor-towns and grubbing out. What is not like about this man or his tv show??? Beats me, you must really fuckin hate yourself if you a problem with him.

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DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

Have you seen me?

Yeah here's a menu: http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

If you can eat here, you're a shark!TM

brb gonna go have some garlic fries then horribly murder someone in a swimsuit

realtalk: Guy Fieri is necessary if only so we could receive one of the best restaurant reviews in history: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I want to travel back in time and show my 4th grade self a picture of those frosted tips and then my life would have been 10 times better probably

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
something somebody's mom something drive-in something dive something diner

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

has anyone invented a taco filled with mozzarella sticks?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LiPvdAjDY

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

bucksmash posted:


realtalk: Guy Fieri is necessary if only so we could receive one of the best restaurant reviews in history: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html

Mmm Boozy Creamsicles

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Guy Fieri loves Jimboy's Tacos. Guy Fieri rules

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I unironically enjoy Guy and thinks he's a cool dude

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0liuzvY1g8E

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
Who wants some donkey bray bray in their flavor oval office?!?!

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

has anyone invented a taco filled with mozzarella sticks?

Not exactly the same, but I have had a fried paneer taco, which is pretty similar.

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11152013

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Docevil eat the eggs.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
has anyone ever eaten a clam? gross.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Its funny that Guy Fieri made a bitch out of famous ex-fyad Twitter man jon hendren.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
has anyone heard this track off fieri's album?

https://soundcloud.com/first-we-feast/donkey-sauce-flow

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Its rumored that there is a Guy Fieri porn out there - what would you guys call it?

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

a hole-y ghost posted:

Its funny that Guy Fieri made a bitch out of famous ex-fyad Twitter man jon hendren.

Tell me more

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hendren spent months telling smash mouth to eat 2 dozen eggs, and raised a bunch of money which he would donate to charity if smash mouth ate the eggs. Eventually smash mouth agreed but only if guy fiery would cook the eggs. This happened and basically guy fieri made the eggs super spicy and smash mouth couldn't eat them. jon hendren was just looking down at his phone the whole time while a guy in a shark mascot costume taunted him and he ended up donating the money even though smash mouth didn't eat the eggs.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

texaholic posted:

There are two kinds people in life. People in living in Flavortown and People dying in loserville. Which one are you in?

I loving love his TV show triple D or Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Dude is traveling around the country in a classic american muscle car and stopping at a bunch of different flavor-towns and grubbing out. What is not like about this man or his tv show??? Beats me, you must really fuckin hate yourself if you a problem with him.

just binge watched some friggin triple D on Netflix and I always laughed at how much of a loving baby he was around eggs

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Its rumored that there is a Guy Fieri porn out there - what would you guys call it?

Your dad's secret stash

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Its funny that Guy Fieri made a bitch out of famous ex-fyad Twitter man jon hendren.

sonice the hedgepork

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
I'm a huge slut for flavortown and daddy fieri

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Guy Fieri had a problem with gays and jews

http://sfist.com/2011/10/17/guy_fieri_loathes_gays_and_jews_say.php

source: http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters-6753092


but then he did this

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/02/23/guy-fieri-marries-101-gay-couples-in-miami/

i guess if you read between the lines he had a complicated relationship with his sister?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

phew with that first link I thought you were makign a jab at guy and I was getting ready to write you a one way ticket to flavortown

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
This is all everyone needs to know about Guy Fieri. The only truth.

http://i.imgur.com/laSC8Oq.gifv

Carry on.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Pennywise the Frown posted:

This is all everyone needs to know about Guy Fieri. The only truth.

http://i.imgur.com/laSC8Oq.gifv

Carry on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTALYm62hWo

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i like how fieri volunteered himself to cook the eggs despite having nothing to do with the situation at all. then he couldnt even cook something edible for a charity event. i gotta admit though, it is kind of impressive how dedicated he is to self-promotion. someone made a joke about food on the internet and he latched on to advertise himself and it kinda worked despite his complete inability to cook.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I liked Guy Fieri in the first couple of years but man he has just ramped up the garbage and he's on FN like minimum 14 hours a day.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Its rumored that there is a Guy Fieri porn out there - what would you guys call it?

How to bleach your rear end in a top hat

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


lol

"You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes," Page says. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts."

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:golfclap:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

ghostter posted:

lol

"You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes," Page says. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts."

Why do goons hate this guy lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

Why do goons hate this guy lol

some fat, innately unlovable creep with no social skills is a little too close to home.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
"That's money!"

said after cumming on OP's face

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naem
May 29, 2011

Owns multiple Ferraris

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