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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Drew shows us how to use a neti pot, as well as a novel way to take your coffee and bourbon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA

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Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

I wanted one of these because late at night when I can't breath through my nose I wonder how good it would feel to just be able to force all the poo poo out. But then I learned it's really caused by your nasal cavity swelling shut so it wouldn't even work that way.

breathing in cold air will help reduce the swelling

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
edit: I am terrible at Mean Humor.

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jan 26, 2016

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Harsh, but fair

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES

Roger Craig posted:

Drew shows us how to use a neti pot, as well as a novel way to take your coffee and bourbon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA

I was waiting for this

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I've never wanted to pour potentially dangerous microorganisms straight into the inner depths of my skull, but now, at least, I know how to do it.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Maybe cleaning your nasal passages feels great or whatever, but all that poo poo it cleans out is supposed to be there.

You know, to keep out the meebas and other weird poo poo you don't want in your skull.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
I live in Arkansas and every time you hear about that brain eating amoeba its from somewhere in Arkansas so i am not putting any of this water in my nose holes

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
Every day using the sinus rinse product. It owns.

I live where the brain eating amoeba doesn't live as it's too cold but I still use distilled water for peace of mind.

E: I make my own solution powder using 50/50 sea salt and baking soda.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
I used to get sinusitis that would last for at least a week or two (because they won't give you antibiotics before then) every time I got a cold and I had like 5-6 courses of antibiotics a year. Now I haven't needed any for years because a neti pot works just as well.

10/10 would pour brain amoebas in nose again

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Trip report: just used my neti pot again and got a lot of yellow green snot out. Head feels clearer. I'm calmer. More focused. Think the meebs got flushed out too. 5 stars.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

King of Bees posted:

Trip report: just used my neti pot again and got a lot of yellow green snot out. Head feels clearer. I'm calmer. More focused. Think the meebs got flushed out too. 5 stars.

Maybe they ate the part that limits your brain to only using 10% of its power. Try levitating your neti pot or casting ice magic to find out!

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
I used one once and thought it would be a good idea to turn my head upside down so that all my sinuses would be reached and clean them out

Instead it spread the infectious mucus throughout my whole head. Ended up with an ear infection, pink eye, sinusitis, strep throat, and pharyngitis all at once.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Meta Ridley posted:

I used one once and thought it would be a good idea to turn my head upside down so that all my sinuses would be reached and clean them out

Instead it spread the infectious mucus throughout my whole head. Ended up with an ear infection, pink eye, sinusitis, strep throat, and pharyngitis all at once.

Did you think there was magic healing power in salt water?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Do you think there's a YouTube demand signal for neti pot vids? Spraying boogers? There's gotta be. :barf:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Do you think there's a YouTube demand signal for neti pot vids? Spraying boogers? There's gotta be. :barf:

Try pornhub.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Jukeboxblues posted:

Maybe they ate the part that limits your brain to only using 10% of its power. Try levitating your neti pot or casting ice magic to find out!

They gave me a magic missle ifyaknowwhatimean.

harmless_fun
Sep 25, 2007
I use this; works better than the pot and the squeeze bottle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeqSquuOjVw

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

harmless_fun posted:

I use this; works better than the pot and the squeeze bottle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeqSquuOjVw

looks like that was about the 100th take

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

radiatinglines posted:

looks like that was about the 100th take

She's also in the commercial they play on TV, and even there she has that "I've been blasting poo poo up my nose for 6 hours" look to her.

Maybe she invented it or something, because she certainly doesn't have the look for a spokesperson.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

King of Bees posted:

They gave me a magic missle ifyaknowwhatimean.

Hehehehe

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i have a neti pot that i use occasionally when i get a really really bad cold or have a bad allergic reaction to ragweed (gently caress ragweed). it helps for like 15 minutes until poo poo clogs back up, but man those 15 minutes are pure bliss.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



i stick hopi candles up my nostrils and set fire to them

i haven't had a blocked nose for years, ever since i burned myself to death (posting from beyond the grave)

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




If you're worried about brain eating creatures in your water, you could try flossing instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214NCCTNSWo


I've never tried it myself, but apparently it's almost as good as eating salad for making white women happy.




Having trouble threading the thread through your nostrils? There are some tricky turns involved. Get a little friend to help!


King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
^^me irl^^^

Had a good neti this morning. Not dead from meebs yet. Hopefully it's the last day of this head cold. Wonder what else I can irrigate?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Irrigate your colon, you loving idiot.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I clean my sinuses out with some booger sugar here and there. The gasoline smell means its good.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Quote-Unquote posted:

i stick hopi candles up my nostrils and set fire to them

i haven't had a blocked nose for years, ever since i burned myself to death (posting from beyond the grave)

I use Roman candles they are much better

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Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Irrigate your colon, you loving idiot.

I hear alcohol enemas are very popular with the kids these days.

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