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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The studio is in talks with Jon Hamm and Bryan Cranston to see who gets the role of Andy. Josh Brolin was also considered but he had to back out due to previous obligations



Ben Schwartz has been casted as Barney



Glenn Close has the role of Aunt Bee



And Will Ferrell as Gomer Pyle





The Budget is $65 million and growing











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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

anyone that would want to see this movie is dead.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Well it's about time

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Hell Yeah posted:

anyone that would want to see this movie is dead.

you now have the whistling intro stuck in your head

naem
May 29, 2011

Um sounds really good amazing cast

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I was actually just wondering if Ben Schwartz is getting any real Hollywood roles.

Congrats on having as little of a life as I do, OP.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
so in this one does Andy shoot an unarmed black kid or what

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mnoba posted:

you now have the whistling intro stuck in your head

It's true

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

OP, who is Opie?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Mnoba posted:

you now have the whistling intro stuck in your head

didn't until this post gently caress you

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
id rather have this

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Maldoror posted:

id rather have this



I too follow Gary Whitta on Twitter.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
who's gonna play Kramer?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Why not Tom Hanks as Andy? DJ Qualls or Tobey Macguire or Topher Grace as Barney. Liam Neeson as Floyd the Barber. Adam Sandler as Gomer.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Andy Griffith was a socialist. Sanders 2016, motherfucker.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Where's the source on this? Just told a friend about this ridiculous poo poo and now I'm concerned its some stuff you made up and I'm going to look like a real idiot.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hell Yeah posted:

anyone that would want to see this movie is dead.

you didnt watch this as a kid? it ran like every day on a bunch of channels

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jon Hamm is a pretty funny guy, despite being best known for his character on Mad Men

He had a youtube show where he stayed up for days (doing coke?) and answering Life Help questions sent in to him

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jon Hamm was pretty good on 30 Rock where he played a doctor with no common sense.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Even his life is sort of funny, his Golden Globse have his name misspelled on them

^^^ On Kimmy Schmidts he played a funny/ charismatic cult leader who raped children? I forget

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
posting from Mayberry L.S.D.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
If anyone wants to hang, I'll be at Subway.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I.C. posted:

OP, who is Opie?

Ron Howard, reprising the role after all these years.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

JediTalentAgent posted:

Why not Tom Hanks as Andy? DJ Qualls or Tobey Macguire or Topher Grace as Barney. Liam Neeson as Floyd the Barber. Adam Sandler as Gomer.

Sure. That'd be great casting if this was 2006.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

VikingSkull posted:

so in this one does Andy shoot an unarmed black kid or what

Uhhhhhhhh Sheriff Andy Taylor doesn't carry a gun. You'd know this if you ever came to the fan club meets

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
I'm the one bullet in barneys pocket.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
Who will play otis?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

artsy fartsy posted:

Uhhhhhhhh Sheriff Andy Taylor doesn't carry a gun. You'd know this if you ever came to the fan club meets

it's a fuckin reboot, nerd

way to take a terrible joke seriously, for fucks sake

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

zooted heh posted:

Who will play otis?

John Goodman

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
are they keeping Andy Griffith much the same ("i don't carry a gun because people fear the gun instead of respect me") or are they updating/"re-envisioning" it and having Jon Hamm randomly executing minorities in the street

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
trick question. it's gonna be Barney doing the executions.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga

VikingSkull posted:

so in this one does Andy shoot an unarmed black kid or what

I can't think of a single episode with a black person in the good Ole town of Mayberry.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Barney shoots an unarmed white kid(out of towner, obviously guilty, later to revealed to be a flesh wound) and a news crew comes to do an expose on Mayberry. The hot lady news anchor(still casting) eventually falls for Andy. The villain of the movie is a big city lawyer.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The movie should be about survivors from some unknown event coming from Mount Pilot and overrunning Mayberry, gradually taking over homes and the city. At the turning point of the film, Andy, who doesn't carry a gun, needs go to a vault in his storm cellar, quietly ask for God to forgive him, and opens up a Matrix armory and strolls through town just shooting everyone that's not a local. When it's done, the survivors applaud Andy and they start the process of cleaning up the bodies and rebuilding the town.

From there, a restored Mayberry a few weeks later. As Bea and another local are talking, a strage car coasts into Mayberry. Stopping to ask for assistance from Aunt Bea, Opie quietly strolls up along the side of the car with a Nehi bottle filled with gasoline and a lit rag and throws it in.

Cut to whistling theme song and credits of Andy, Opie and other walking to Myer's Lake with corpses to dump in the old fishin' hole.

zooted heh posted:

I can't think of a single episode with a black person in the good Ole town of Mayberry.

Wikipedia actually makes a mention of this:

wiki posted:

Origins and expansion

Mayberry originated in an episode of The Danny Thomas Show and was the setting for The Andy Griffith Show, Mayberry RFD, and the 1986 reunion movie Return to Mayberry. Although the county seat of an agricultural county, black people were rarely seen in the original series, but occasionally seen on RFD.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I don't think you understand the Andy Griffith show...

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
They should do a Mayberry/Walking Dead crossover.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Hell Yeah posted:

anyone that would want to see this movie is dead.

That selling point worked well for The Lone Ranger

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


zooted heh posted:

I'm the one bullet in barneys pocket.

I'm the jar of Aunt Bea's dill pickles, reald-o.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I played commander keen and then I did columbine

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

zooted heh posted:

Who will play otis?

christoph waltz

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