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Jerry Mumphrey posted:its just ive been working on an equation that explains the totality of life and...no...it couldnt be sweet loving sassy molassy!!! youve done it!
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Life is more like a hyperbola. You come screaming out of the void and before you know you scream right back into the void.
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I'm half Japanese from my dad's side so he's the one who blows me so I can get straight A's
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thanks but can you frame it in a squircle?
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its already framed on a wall in my heart in my mind
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i guess if its sexual in nature its a squirtcle, whateber the gently caress that. probably some sort of sprinkler system. take it light
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Don Tacorleone posted:Op: your mom relieves my stress If you need a hint, I'll just say... NIPPON!
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Don Tacorleone posted:Op: your mom relieves my stress rubbing your temples?
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i masturbate the japanese moms after their kids go to school its the circle of life or shouild i say the "jerkle" of life are you saying the students masturbate you in turn
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I don't know the details but my friend grew up in Japan and his sex ed class not only needed a permission slip but also 4 volunteer parent chaperones - moms only.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:are you saying the students masturbate you in turn ive been barking up that tree for a while 
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satanic splash-back posted:Literally your first post in GBS, and it was really, really bad, and you should feel equally bad about yourself. yeah doesnt hold up to the gold standard I expect from gbs
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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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is it true that japanes people cum rice? a forums poster who is unnamed told me yes but
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Moola posted:faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart Sweet Sassy Molassy!!
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social vegan posted:is it true that japanes people cum rice? a forums poster who is unnamed told me yes but Only white rice. Brown rice comes from a different place.
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Can someone link the thread about this exact topic that was posted 10+ years ago in GBS? I think it would be interesting in to see the differences a decade makes in GBS posting.
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Blistex posted:Can someone link the thread about this exact topic that was posted 10+ years ago in GBS? i just want to go on record as saying i would not be interested in this
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Same Look to the future, young GBS!
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I meant Yung GBS
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That's disgusting op, obviously the moms are at most giving hand beezy's, but it depends on the needs of each student. A hand beezy is a foot massage or something I think.
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gently caress up if true. Japanese boys should learn to be self sufficient like Americans.
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i didn't know it was so stressful being a japanese mom
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This is one of those things I heard my dad say when he was drunk or something when I was kid, and always wondered if it was true. Never heard anyone else mention it until this thread. Thanks OP.
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Moola posted:faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart So you work from home?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:This is one of those things I heard my dad say when he was drunk or something when I was kid, and always wondered if it was true. Never heard anyone else mention it until this thread. Thanks OP. haha hey dad, any chance we're part japansese?
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:haha hey dad, any chance we're part japansese? Not a chance. My mom's snatch isn't even a little bit sideways.
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Nuts and Gum posted:That's disgusting op, obviously the moms are at most giving hand beezy's, but it depends on the needs of each student. Nippon tryin get a hand beezy
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Not a chance. My mom's snatch isn't even a little bit sideways. it will be later!!! when i stuff up in it!!
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dad gay. so what posted:if your mom gives you a blowjob does it make you gay? depends 
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Japan is years ahead of the rest of the world as usual.
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Nation posted:it will be later!!! when i stuff up in it!! Well looks like I have to honor-kill my mom now. Thanks.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:When I was in second grade we would receive translated letters from school children in Japan and were supposed to write back to them. I hadn't read the letter I was supposed to read yet so I handed it to my mom so she could read it to me and my siblings while we ate fried cod and hush puppies (we were at a long john silver's). She stopped reading it when it got to the part about moms jacking off their sons so they won't waste valuable study time with girlfriends. I still don't know why that kid felt it was something we needed to know about his country. Anyway, program was cancelled, presumably because of that and other culturally inappropriate content in other letters. young nigmaetcetera: <clicks furiously through school website looking for japanese student exchange program>
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Well looks like I have to honor-kill my mom now. Thanks. Please, no I love her
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Don Tacorleone posted:Please, no lol don't make me explain the difference between limerence and romantic love using a powerpoint projected onto a screen made of bloodfart mccoy's mom's stretched out skin
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there's a lot of it so you can sit pretty far back
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also i can explain the cultural significance of huey lewis and the news if you're interested
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MiracleWhale posted:also i can explain the cultural significance of huey lewis and the news if you're interested sweet sassy molasosdfd gdgnkm
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